第一章 极品亲戚

xibian,mantiandewanxiajianjiansanqu,yemuyiyizhongrouyankejiandesudulongzhaoledadi。

daqixibei,yitiaopianpideshandaoshang,jigenannvzhengduitangzaidixiadeyigexiaoxiaoshenyingquandajiaoti。

qizhongyigesishijisuidefurenbiantizuilibianma:“sitizi,xiao**,jiaonizaipao,nidaoshipaoa!”suizhetadedongzuo,shenshangdefeirouyeyidouyidoude,xiangshiyaotiaochulaiyiban。

dishangshouxiaodeshenyingyidongbudongyitangzhe,fangfomeileqixiyiyang。

“buhaole,niang,zheixiaotiziduan……duanqile……”pangfurenyuanxiangquzhuadishangneirendetoufa,quebuxiaoxinbashoushendaotadebixia,lijihedesuohuishou,yanjingdengdelaoda。

“meiqile?”laofubuxiangxindidunxiashenzi,qinzitanletan,xinxiadouranyijing:zijizhishiqiucai,bingbuxiangnaochurenminglai。

“niang……zhei……zheikezenmeban?”pangfurendeshengyinweiweiyouxiefadou。

laofuzhiqishenzi,xiangleyixia,fenfudao:“laodajiade,baxiao**shenshangdeyifunongpingzhengle;laoerjiadeyiqibangmangbaxiao**fujinjiaozili。”

tazhiguzhefenfulianggexifuzuoshi,meizhuyidishangderendejiemaoweiweidongleyixia。

“娘,你这是……”

“zhei**bunengsizaizheili,yaosiyeyaosizaihongjia,buranwomendesanshiliangyinzijiupaotangle。”laofuyanliluchutanlandeguang。

“可是她已经……”

“tameisi,zhishilushangtainaotengle,womenzhihaobatadayunle。”laofuyilianjingmingdeshuo。

“guoranhaishiniangyoubanfa!”pangfuchonglaofushuqidamuzhi,yiliangoutuidishuo。

“neishi,yaobuzenmeshuo‘jianghaishilaodela’ni!”laofudeyidixiaozhedao:“yihouduoxuezhedian。”

lianggefurentongshizhoumeidiyingzhe。liangrenyiqidongshoudalidishangneixiaoyatoudeyifu。

turan,kongzhongshanguoyidaolamudeliangguang,jinjiezheyishengxiangleidangkongzhaxiang,jingshizhijiebatamenbuyuanchudeyikesanrencudedashu,lanyaopiduan。

zhengzaijixiaoyatouliyilingdepangfuren,mengditaitou,zhenghaoduishangxiaoyatouzhengkaidemouzi,qinglengdemouzilishechubinglengdeguang,xiangshinengbarendongzhuyiyang。

“maa!”pangfurendajiaoyisheng,bashouliderentuijidimei,zijiduodaonanrenshenhou,zhanzhanweiweidishenchushou,zhizheneiyatoudao:“niang,zheijianyatouhaihuozhe……”

“huogepi,dasao,pingshijiannisangmentingdade,zenmedanzizheimexiao,zheiyatoumingmingjiumei……”tadezhoulizhengxiangjiecijihui,xiluojiju,turanjuedeyouzhixiaoshouzhengshijingqiazhetadeshouwan,taganjuexiayimiaozijideshouwanjiuyaoduanleyiyang,ditouyikan,zhengshineixiaoyatouganshoudexiaoshou。

mangshijingdiyishuaishou,dahandao:“zhashile!zhashile……”zhenghanzhe,zuiyoubeirenyibawuzhu。

“wu,bieshawo,bieshawo……”neigetabiliangdeerxifubizheyanjingqiurao。

“meiyongdedongxi,nishixiangbacunlirendouhanlaima?”laofuhentiebuchenggangdeshengyinchuanjinfurendeerduoli,querutongtianlai。

“niang,neixiaotizipaole。”pangfurenxinyouyujidikanzheqianmiandebeiying,wendao:“zanmenyaobuyaozhui?”

“dangranyaozhui。”laofudesanjiaoyanlishanguoyisihanmang:“zhuidaohoulijibatadayun,songjinhongjia,yinzidaoshouyihou,shishengshisi,shirenshiguidouhewomenwuguanle。”

jianghongxuecishishijinlechinaideliqiwangqianben,liantazijiyebuzhidaoweishenmeyaopao,yexushirenleiqujibixiongdebennengba。

paozhepaozhe,hurantidaoyixiexiaoshizi,hongxuechunjiaoguaqiyimoxiexiao,shenshouzaidishanghualaleyibasuishizi,turanhuishenchaolaofuejiandanqu。

“a!sheidawo?”laofuwuzhemeijian,yilianjingjudijiao。

“naer……naeryourena?”laofurendeliangxifukanlekansizhouyuefaanxiaqudetian,renbuzhuduosuoleyixia。

yejiuzaizheishi,dierkedisankeshizi……,jielianerzhi,fenfenluozailianggefurendexiaotuishang。

“a!yeyourendawo!”pangfurenshouxianjinghuchusheng,jiezhetabiliangfurenyejiaoleqilai。

meidengnanrenmenxunwen,yimeimeishizijiezhongerzhi,jieerliansandetonggancongshentigechuchuanlai。

zheigeshihou,haiyoushenmerenhuiquzhuyitaopaodejianghongxue,rengxiashoulidedongxi,liangundaipadiwangzijizhudecunzipao。

hongxuejianrendoupaole,caitingxiajiaobu,shenshoucaleyibaeshangdehan:zheijushentishizaishitairuole,zhipaozheimejibulu,tuiduzijiuzhidazhan,zuilizhichuancuqi,zheiyifangsongxialai,caijuedehunshennaernaerdouteng。

tazuoxiazhenglinaozhongmoshengdejiyi:jianghongxue,shisisui,jiuzhuzaihongyecun。gangcaineigelaofurenxingzhang,shiyuanzhudeqinnainai;linglianggefuren,pangyidiandexinglinshiyuanzhudedaboniang;tabiliangdeneigexingli,shierboniang;neilianggetaijiaozidenanren,yigeshiyuanzhudedabojiangzaifu;lingyigeshierbojiangzaiyuan。

jianghongxuehaiyouyigeniangqinzhoushi,sangemeimeiheyigexiaodi,zhiyufuqinjiangzaian,sannianqianshangjinggankaohoujiumeileyinxun。

yushiyuanzhudeqinnainaizhangshichuzhuyiyaobayuanzhumaijigebihongzhuangdehongcaizhudangtongfang,binghuotonglianggeboniangbaxiangbanlutaozoudeyuanzhuhuohuodasi,shenzhihaixiangyongtadeshitiqupianneisanshiliangyinzi。

“jianghongxueajianghongxue,youzheiyangjipindeqinqi,yesuanshinidaolebabeizidexuemeile,jinriqule,jizhuxiabeiziyidingyaotougehaotai,ruguohaishizheizhongjiating,haiburuhuazuoyikelubiandehuacaolaideziyou。”hongxuekuxiaozhedinan。

xianzaihongxuebudebujieshouchuanyuedeshishi,taxianglaishigesuiyueranderen,jiranzheishiyichengdeshishi,tayebuxiangzaiwuweidejiujie。

zhanqishen,paipaishenshangmianqiangsuandeshangxindemianbuyifu,zheikenengshiyao“chujia”zhangshitamentedijitahuanshangde,jiyilijianghongxuekeshiyizhichuanzheyishenbudingluozhebudingdecubuyifu。

caiyaotaibulikai,yizhenwanfengchuiguo,hongxuedebiyiweidong,yizhensiyouruowudexuexingwei,suifengpiaolai。

ruoshibieren,genbenwenbuchuzheimedandexuexingwei,kehongxueshishei?ershidishijizhongxiyishuangliaoboshi,weichuxiaomen,jiukaishisichuxingyi,zuizhuyaodeshi,qianshidetacongxiaozaijunyingzhangda,duixuexingweihecaoyaoweitongyangmingan。

renzheshenshangdetengtong,hongxuexunzhexuexingweiyibubudiyidaoyikecuzhuangdedashuhou。