第1章 倒霉的穿越

“chouyatou!nidoubeinidieniangmaijilaozishengzaile,haibuyuanyipeilaozishuijue,helezheiwanyao,yihuierhaibudeguaiguaipaguolaijilaozigan!”

xiongedeshengyinzhouranzaierbianxiangqi。

xueleyitoutongyulie,mimihuhujianganjuedaoyizhifeihoudedashouqiazhutadexiaba,jiangyiwankusedeyaozhijinshuguandaotazuili。

“咳咳——”

tazhengkaiyan,yizhangexinweisuodezhutoulianzaimianqianmengdifangda。

nanrendiuleyaowan,juezhegexiangchangzuijiuyaowangtazuishangqin,chouqixuntian!

“滚!”

xueleyichadianexintule,jihushixiayishi,yiquantoudazailaonanrendeyanjingshang,quxitaitui,zhijiebarenchuaifanchuqulaoyuan。

“哎哟!”

laonanrenyi**zaidishang,tengdeziyaliezuiaoaojiaohuan。

xueleyifanshenzuoqilai,muguangjingedidaliangzheyanqiandeyiqie。

tupifang,pozhuozi,pobandeng,tongyoudeng,yiji……chuanzheguzhuangdeziji!

起猛了!

肯定还在做梦!

xueleyiyoutanghuiqu,bishangyan,zaicizhengkai,yanqiandeqingxingquemeiyougaibian。

yucitongshi,naodaixiangzhaleyiyangteng,bushuyuzijidejiyiyongrunaohai。

她倒吸一口凉气。

suoyi,zheibushimeng,zijijingranchuanyuele!

chengleyuchaowanyoucunyutatongmingtongxingdexiaocungu,haibeiqindiehounianglianshoumaijilecunlidelaoguanfuzhangmazidangxifu!

zhentemebushiyibandedaomei!

“**dexiao**!jingranhaigandalaozi!fenbuqingdaxiaowangleshiba,kanlaozijintianzenmeshoushini!”

zhangmazicongdishangpaqilai,naoxiuchengnu,zaiqiangbianzhualegenchaihuogunjiuchongleshanglai。

xueleyixintouyijing,jiushiyigun,kankanduoguoneigenzuyoushoubeicudegunzi。

chenjijiuwangmenkoupao,xiayike,zhangfamengdibeirenzhuazhu,zhangmaziyigeyonglijiujiangtatuozhuaihuilai,nazhechaihuogunhenhenwangtashenshangda。

“啊!”

“paoa!xiao**,chilelaozideyao,buguaiguaijilaozigan,nihainengpaonaliqu!”

xueleyiqingxiganjuedaoyaoqilefanying!

该死的!

她一颗心沉到谷底!

yankanzhezhangmazideyiyangyangdiulegunzi,ehupushiyibancoushanglai。

taduobukai,hedehuluanputeng,hunluanzhongzhuadaoyizhiyanganzi,kexitaiduanle,genbendabudaoren。

zhangmazilengxiao:“jiuzheipowanyier,nihaixiangnatashangwo,zuomengni!”

huayinluoxiajiuzhunbeiqishenershang。

xueleyihendezhiyaoya:“zaizhangyixiejiuhaole!”

正在这时——

【ding!suzhuyuanwangyidacheng,wutibianzhangwulimi!】

naohaizhonghuopodedianziyinxiangqi,xueleyituranganjueshouxinfare,zhangxinjinguangyishan,mofeitazhenderangyanganzizhangzhangle?

xueleyijuqiyanganziwangzhangmazituishangdaqu,zhijianjinguangluozaizhangmazituishang,zhangmazideyoujiaojingranpingkongzhangzhangleyijie。

“哎哟!”

zhangmazituozheliangtiaozhangduanbuyidetui,xiangyaozhuijixueleyilangbeiyouhuajidiyitouzaidaozaidishang。

什么鬼!

xueleyiroulerouyan,haiyiweizijikancuole,dingjingyikan,zhangmazideyoujiaozhendezhangleyijie!

张麻子傻了。

xueleyibuguanbugu,bizheyanchongzhetajiushiyizhenfengkuangshuchu,chenzhezhangmazibunenghaishouzhiji,batuijiuwangwaipao。

zhangmazizaihoumianfennupaoxiao。

xueleyiyikouqipaochuzhangmazijia,kanleyancunkouzijijiadefangxiang,xiangdaoyiqianyuanzhuzaijiaguodezhugouburudangniuzuomaderizi,taguoduanxuanzelefanfangxiang。

zhibuguoyuepao,shentijiuyuebuduijing。

tineidezaore,jihuyaojiangtadelizhiranshaodaijin。

tazhinengpingjiebennengwangshanlipao,bimianyudaoren。

hunluanjiantidaoyigerouruandedongxi,zhenggerenjiuchaoqiantouzailexiaqu。

耳边传来一声闷哼。

yuxiangzhongdetengtongbingmeichuanlai,shenxiaruanruande,haoxiangshigeren!

jieshidejirouwenli,qiangliedenanxingheermengqixi,wukongburuzuanjintadebixijian,jianzhiyinrenfanzui!

xueleyiquanshenxueyedougenzhefeitengjiaoxiaoqilai!

不行!她得忍住!

zhengdasuanpaqilai,shouganggangchujidaonanrenjieshidexiongtang,xiayike,nanrenqueturandongle。

tieyibanjianyingyoulideshoubei,yibaquanzhutarouruanyaozhi。

nanrenhuxizhuore,hunshenguntang,yuesexia,xueleyikandaotaneizhangjinhuwanmeidelianshangfanzhebuzhengchangdechaohong。

薛乐怡眸光微惊。

这男人也中药了!

“baoqian……maofanle……”

nanrendidininanyisheng,xiayike,dashouzhijiesisuitadeyifu。

第二天,晨光微熹。

xueleyixinglai,yizhengkaiyanjiuduishangnanrenneizhangqinglengjuechendelian。

yilianqiaocuibingrong,queyangaibuzhujingzhijuemeidewuguan,meiyanfenglilengying,biliangtingbajunlang,lianbuxiantiaolunkuolengying,gongjixingjiqiang,qiangzhuangjieshideshentijirouchongmanlexingzhangli!

zhenshimeiyichudouqiadaohaochudewanmei!

zheiyangyikan,zijizuowanshanghaoxiangyebuchikui。

zheiyangjipindenanren,kebizhangmazineige**qiangtaiduole。

等等!

张麻子?

dianguanghuoshizhijian,xuduojiyipianduanzainaohaizhongshanguo,xueleyimengdiyipainaodai。

zheiren……bujiushizhangmazideyangzizhangchengyima!

“baoqian,zuowan……wohuifuze。”dichenqingliedeshengyin,zharanzaierbianxiangqi。

xueleyijingyahuitou,zheicaifaxiannanrenyijingxingle,zhengdasuanshuotamengeziweiduifangjiedu,liangbuxiangqian。

quejiannanrenshenseyouyi,yizhangcangbaidelianshangranzhejifenhongyun,biekaitou,qingkeyisheng:“ni……nihaishixianbayifuchuanshangba。”

tanaozihongdeyixia,chadianzhale!

hongzhelianshoumangjiaoluanqilaichuanyifu,quefaxianzijizuowanshangneitaoyifuyijingbeisideqilingbaluo,kelianxixidiuzaicaodishang。

nanrengangaqingkeyisheng,bazijidewaiyidiuguoqu:“niruguobuxianqi,keyixianchuanwode。”

xueleyiwunai,xianzaiyemeiyoubiedebanfale。

快速把衣服穿好。

bixijianshinanrenshenshangqinglieganjingdeweidao。

zhangchengyiyijingbazijishoushihao,zhengzhongdao:“huiquzhihou,wohuiquxuejiatiqin。”

xueleyimeiyanweidong,jujuedehuajiukazailesangziyan。

anzhaozheigechaodaidefalv,nvzidaoshibasuimeijiarenjiudebeiguojiafenpei。

jiusuanbufenpei,tajialineigeedujimuyeyidinghuibatalaquzaimaiyicide。

zheigezhangchengyirenpinbucuo。

她有些心动了……

zhengdasuandayingdeshihou,quejianyuanbenzhanzhedenanren,turanmenhengyisheng,wuzhezuojiantongkudishuaiguizaidishang。

xianhongxuejiyijingjintoulexuebaizhongyi。

“nishoushangle!”xueleyijinghu。