“huanyingyikediecai、buxiangbaipiaodiebaojinruzhibojian。”
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“欢迎……”
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【buxiangbaipiaodiebao：xixizheibushiyizhoumeijiandaodiebaoma，shangxianlaikankan，yihuijiuyaoqukaoshile，zhenshixiangbumingbaidawanshangdekaoshenmeshiwuwu。】
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【zhubozenmele？zheishiyizhoumeibo？】
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一连串的公屏。
【r哥威武！】
【yikediecai：rgeshousuzhenkuai，youmeiqiangguo（wulianku）……】
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【yikeananrenbunengshuobuxing（xieyanxiao）。】
【……】
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