wodadadelezhangsanfengdedianbo，zhunbeiganhuijiazhong，shouzhegugu。
“等一等。”
zhangsanfengjianwodadaliuniutoujiuyaozouren，jishijiaozhuleta。
“daxian，nandaowoguguyijingchushile？”wodadahedexiaolianyibai，jinzhangdewendao。
“feiye。”zhangsanfengweiweiyaotou，sixiaofeixiao：“xiaojie，nidetiaojianhaimeiyingyunbenxian。”
cihuayichu，wodadaergenzidouhongtoule。
“daxian，wo......wohaimeizuohaozhunbei，kuangqiexian......xianzaibushishihou，deng......dengwogugumeishilezaishuoba......”
“yexing，zheishibenxiandelianxifangshi，shichengzhihou，jidelvxingchengnuo，fangbianniwo。”zhangsanfengcongkoudailimiannachumingpian，dijilewodada。
suishuosuanmingyishidexianjiqian，houxiaozai，danbenzhecibeiweihuaidexin，tahaishimoxulewodadashezhangdexingwei。
“wozhidaole......”
wodadayanshenpiaohu，buganzhishizhangsanfengdemuguang，weiweinuonuodejieguolemingpian。
likaiqian，tasihuyouxiangqileshenme，wenxiangzhangsanfeng。
“duiledaxian，nidiyiciyuwojianmianshi，shuowoyoudaxiongzhao，nandaowozuijinyeyoushenmewuwangzhizaime？”
“zheigema......”zhangsanfengyanyuyiye，zuizhongxuanzeshihuashishuo。
“benxianzuizhongdedaxiongzhaojinjinshizimianshangdeyisi，xiaojienandaoganshoubuchulaizijiyoudaxiongzhaoma？”
huayujian，yixiefanyingkuaideweiguanzhemendangchangwuzuixiaoleqilai。
wodadaxianshiyileng，houzhihoujuedetabuyoudejingjiaoyisheng，chenguaidekanlezhangsanfengyiyan，haixiudexiaopaolikaile。
讨厌！
大仙好坏！
mushizhewodadadebeiying，zhangdaxiansixiaofeixiao。
tazuilidedaxiongzhao，qishishizhendexiongzhao，danduanqineibingbuhuifashengbale。
erqie，zheixiongzhaosuishuohenxiong，ketongshiyedailejizhao，bubibibikaigenghao。
【ding，gongxiyonghuzhangsanfengwancheng1/3zhuanzhengrenwu，qingzaijiezaili，wanchengrenwuhoubujinnengcongshiyongqizhuanzheng，chengweisuiyuansuanmingxitongdezhengshisuzhu，erqiehainenghuodedalibao，jiangchujisuanshunengnaishenghuajiajinge~】
“hu，zongsuanwanchengyidanleme？”
zhangsanfengtingdeerbiandexitongtishisheng，buyoudesonglekouqi。
zheiyiqiedouyaocongzuotianshuoqi！
beinvpengyousamanlvdeta，youcanzaogongsikaichu，haibeifangdongcuizu，keweishidieluodaolerenshengzuidigu。
guanjianshike，takandaoleguanggaodan。
凶宅试睡！
一晚上一千块！
queqiandezhangsanfengerhuabushuo，kaizhegongxiangdanchejiuzhibenmudedi。
然而，名额已满。
yiqunwangyinshaonianzaojiubaomingle！
bingqie......shuidehaitingxiang！
yiwusuodedezhangsanfengzaihuijialushang，youkanjianlehuozangchangbeishitideguanggao，yushibaozheshiyishidexintai，youlaidaolehuozangchang。
无奈，名额也满了。
yiqundangbeitaidejiahuoweilejinvshenqingkonggouwuche，yigerenbeiliangjushiti！
haojiahuo，lianbeitaidoubizijinuli！
shenshoudajidezhangsanfengxuanzequgongdibanzhuan，zhuankuaiqian，danyouyushentitaixu，shailebudaobangexiaoshi,jinghundaozaidi。
zheishiyichu，jideyadoumeishuadegongdifuzerenjizhangsanfenglianxuzuolezhangdashiwufenzhongderengonghuxi。
zhidaojiuhuchedaochang，yihurenyuanyifanjiancha，biaoshizhangsanfengzhishizhongshu，bingbushizhixi，buxuyaozuorengonghuxi。
gongdifuzerenliandoulvle，zijizangleershiduoniandechuwenjingzheiyangjilezhangsanfeng？
zuihou，zaigongzuofuzerenchouyuandemuguangxia，zhangsanfenghuodelegongdibuchangdeyiqiankuaiyingyangfei，guangrongtuixiu。
zheibeicuideyitian，chenggongkankulezhengzaitiaoxuansuzhudesuiyuansuanmingxitong，juedingjizhangsanfengyicinitiangaimingdejihui。
qichu，zhangsanfengshijujuede，yinweitaxiazailefanzhapianapp，fanzhapianyishihenqiang。
jiezhe，zhangsanfengyoudongyaole，yinweizhiyaohesuiyuansuanxitongqianyuejiunenghuodechujisuanshu，chengweisuanminggaoren。
zuizhong，zhangsanfengtongyile，yinweiqianyuehouhaiyouyiwankuaibutie。
yushi，yongyouchujisuanshudezhangsanfengweilecongshiyongqizhuanzheng，pu（zhuan）du（da）zhong（qian）sheng，diertianyidazaojiulaidaoqiaotou，zifatiaozhanzhuanzhengrenwu——jisanrensuiyuansuanming！
zheigerenwushuonanbunan，shuojiandanyebujiandan。
yilaideyaojiangrenliuxialaitingzijidesuanmingzhiyan，erlaihaiderangduixiangxinfuzijidesuanshu，sanlaihaidesuiyuan，ruguopengdaoderen，bushisuiyuanzhe，neimesuanleyebaida。
zhangsanfengmanghuoleyishangwu，yecaiwanchengyidan。
“julirenwuzhongzhihaisheng12gexiaoshi，dezhuajinshijian。”zhangsanfengshenxileyikouqi，zhuanshenzouxianglepangbiandehuangmenjimifandianpu。
guyouyun，jibukeshi，shibuzailai，yaoxiangganhuo，xiandeganfan！
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lingyibian，huidaojiazhongdewodada，faxianshijianyijingdaolezhongwu。
tazhaodaogugu，yaoqiuduifangpeizijikan《dijiaaoteman》。
raner，guguqueyibangjieduimiandeqinqizuoshiweiyou，wanjulewodada。
wodadahuixiangqizhangsanfengdetixing，shuoshenmedouyaoliuguguxialai，yushigezhongsajiaomaimeng，shijingchanzhegugu。
gugujianwodadashifendezhiao，zhihaojiqinqijiadalegedianhua，biaoshibuqule。
keneibiandeqinqiquebuleyile，juedegugushizaishuata，gugujieshilehou，duifangyoushuowodadajiaoqing，budongshi。
duici，wodadadaoshimeiyoushengqi。
zheixieshiqing，nayouzijigugudemingzhongyao？
“dada，zheiyangxingbu？nigenniguguyikuaiguolai，wojinimaixinyifu，zenmeyang？”dianhuali，qinqikaichutiaojian，xieshangdao。
“mingtianhoutiandoukeyi，danweidujintianbuxing。”wodadaxianranbutongyi。
dianhuaneibiandeqinqiyejileqilai。
“dada，nijintiandaodizenmele，rucidehujiaomanchan，shibushiguguguandeni？wogaosuni，zuorenbunengzheimenao，buran......”
“嘟嘟嘟！”
qinqihaimeishuowan，yizhenmangyinbianxiangleqilai。
wodadayagenbujiqinqishuosandaosidejihui，jieshuletonghua。
guguyepoxianyihuo，yixiangshanjierenyidezhinv，jintianweiheturanbianlexingzi？
zhishirentaruhequanjie，wodadadoubuting，bingqieqiangxingyaoqiutakan《dijiaaoteman》，haoxiangbukanjiuhuisiside。
xunwenyuanyou，wodadayouzhizhiwuwudebikoubuyan，shuozheihuixielutianji，rangshenmexingzhangdedaxianzheshou。
guguxianglaixiangqu，juedewodadakendingshibeijianghushushipianle，rangwodadagaosutaduifangzhuzhi，yaochuquyaogeshuofa。
“gugu，woyebuzhidaotazhunali，wohezhangdaxianshizaiqiaobianjiandaode，nixianzaiguoqu，tagujizaomeiyingle。”wodadayibianbofang《dijiaaoteman》，yibiandao。
“nia，jiutingwode，peiwokanyijiaoteman，jiezheniaiqunaquna，xingma？”
jianwodadaruxitaishen，zheijiguguqide，zhijiewenhoulezhangsanfengzuzongshibadaiyibian。
haobanshang，tacaihuanguoqijinglai，zhuanlezhuanyanzhuzi，mengdiyipaishou，duizhewodadadao：“qiaowozheijixing，zhiqianjinimaidexinshoujidouwangjinale，kuaidiyuanshangwuhaicuiwoququjian，wojininahuilai。”
“gugu，nixiangjieciquzhaozhangdaxiandemafan，duibudui？”wodadarengjiubanzhelian，yingzhexinchangdao：“bieyiweiwobuzhidaonizaixiangshenme，jintianzhongwuzheiaotemannikanyedekan，bukanyedekan，buranwolimazisha。”
“ni......”gugutingdaozheihua，baotiaorulei。
tabeizhinvdehunaoqizhale。
wunaiyuwodadajiuchanlehaojiu，doumeinengdecheng，yiqizhixia，zhinengjiangzijiguanzailefangjian。
“gugu，chulaikanaoteman，biesuomena！”
wodadacaosuilexin，buduanqiaomen。
raner，meiyourenhehuiying。
jiuzaitazhunbeijixukaikoushi，jingtingjianfangjianlitouchuanchuleduanduanxuxudejiaohansheng。
“aiyou......haotonga......”
wodadashenseyibian：“gugu，nizenmele？”
“wo......wofutongbuzhi......haoxiangshi......jixinglanweiyan......”guguyuejiaoyuedasheng。
wodadazhejidao：“gugu，nikuaibamendakai！”
“嘎吱~”
bansuizhekaimenshengxiangqi，wodadayiyanjiukanjiandaozailedishangdegugu，liansecangbai，binjiaodoubeilenghanjintoule，xianranshitengdelihai。
奇怪了！
zheimetengdeqingkuangxia，zenmekaimenkaidezheimekuai？
buguocikebushixiangzheimeduodeshihou，wodadakandaogugutongkudemoyang，xintongrujiao，limachanfuzhetawangmenkouzouqu，zhunbeiboda120。
“砰！”
haimeichuqu，jingtiandongdidejuxiangchuanlai，didongshanyao，zhenggewuzideboliquanbuzhendefensui。
qiangdadebaopoyubo，gengshirangrenermingyanhua。
gugutingzhilehutong，shensebeizhenjingsuoqudai，wanquanmeiyoulexianqiandecanjiaomoyang。
“这是怎么回事？”
tasuizhewodadayiqipaochuquchakan，yuanlaishijieduimiandeshizadiantianranqiguandaobaozha，xianchangyipianhunluan，sideshangdedouyou，kuhanliantian。
tamenzheiyidonglou，jibiangedeyuan，yebutongchengdudezaoshouleyixieqiangtisunshang，haozaimeiyourenchuxianshengmingweixian。
“叮铃铃！”
zheishi，gugudeshoujiyouxiangleqilai，shiqinqidalaide。
neitoudeqinqiyizhenqingxing，zuilishuozhewodadaxingkuimeirangguguguoqu。
yinweiqinqizuilidebangmang，jiushiqushizadianzuoshi。
erguguyeshixinyouyuji，ruguobushiwodadahujiaomanchan，taheqinqidoudewanwan。
fanguanwodada，tamudengkoudai，yagenmeiyoutingguguheqinqidezhiyanpianyu，ershimingbailezhangsanfengrangtazaijiahegugukanaotemandegenbenyuanyin。
kandianshibushimude，mudeshiliuzhugugu，yimianwaichuzaoyuhuoduan！
ruguobushiwodadazaisanzulan，gugujintianzaijienantao！
nianjici，tanachuzhangsanfengdemingpian，minleminzui，bojingranshangyipianhongying。
kanlai，jinwanshibixuyaoqubaodazhangsanfengle！