沈佳宜眼角抽了抽。
啥？
只是要钱？
tahaiyiweishiyaoneizhongshiqingni！
buxing，yihoudeduohechunniunai，baochidanchun，bunengzuomiaodongnvhai！
zhibojiandeyizhongshuiyouyeshiwuyuningye，dangchangtucaokailai。
“nidayede，jinijihuinibuzhongyong？”
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“yizhangpofuzhi6666？zheibushipianziwofenchidieyong，zhibozigong！”
“yibaojing，zuodengtiaozishushushangmen！”
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duiyuzheixierendezhiyi，zhangsanfengmeiyoujieshi。
xiaozaimianhuofunaishitaqianyuexitongshi，xitongzengyude，xiaoguojueduiniubi。
yaobushixianjieduanzijiqueqian，buranjiaqianqimahaidezai6666shangmianduoge6。
shenjiayidaoshimeijuedehengui。
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biewenweishenme，wenjiushiwujizhitan！
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“wei，fangdong，youheguigan？”
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fangdongkuairenkuaiyu：“jiaolianggeyuedefangzu，waijiashangjingshensunshifei。”
“qianmiandehainenglijie，buguonizheihoumiandejingshensunshifeishishenme？”
“shangzhou，nidailaideliulanggoujiji，banyeliudaowojialimian，jiangwolaopoyangdebaobaojineishale，duochulaideyiqianjitadangjingshenpeichang。”fangdongtanjicishi，shengyingengdale，manshiyunnu。
xiangzhebaobaoneiqicandejiaosheng，tajiuhenbudejiangzhangsanfenganzaidishangmoca。
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“erqie，weilebiaoshiqianyi，woyijingbajijisongdaoleliulanggoujiuzhuzhan，niyedarenbujixiaorenguo，biaoshijieguocishile，zenmexianzaiyoutiqilaile？”
fangdongyaozheya，hengdao：“haibushinijiajijibeisongzou，haidewojiabaobaosinianchengji，weimibuzhen，xianzaiquanshendoushiruande，suoyicaiwenniyaoyiqiankuaidejingshenpeichang。”
zhongren：“......”
“wodoushuoletawuxingqueri，nipianbuxin。”zhangsanfengwuzuiyixiao，youdao：“ruguonizhenxiangrangtahaoqilai，meizhoudaitaquliulanggoujiuzhuzhanjianjianjijijiuxing，zuihaotigongsirenkongjian，fangbianbanshi，yiriguohou，baozhengluanpoluantiao。”
“你确定？”
“quedingkendingyijiyiding。”zhangsanfengdiandiantou，fashidao：“jiashewoshuodeyouyidiancuowu，neijiuzuzhouwoyuniyiyang，tiechumochengzhenxiuhuazhen。”
“woxiunidaye，bangexiaoshineijianbudaonidefangzu，laozibujinshaolenidexuexiziliao，erqiehaiyaoshaolenidenvpengyou！”fangdongnuheyizhen，xiufenzhiyu，yibaendiaoleguaduanjian。
tingzheshoujilimianchuanlaidedudusheng，zhangsanfenglvexianwuyu。
bujiushishuolejushihuama？
zahaiqijibaihuaideguadianhualeni？
zaikanshenjiayi，fangdongguajiqiandehua，beitayizibuloudetingdaole。
“daxian，nizhaodedifangyoudianbutaihaoa，fangdongpiqichayejiusuanle，juranhaiyaoshaoninvpengyou，tabuzhidaozheishifanfadema？”
cihuayichu，zhangsanfengchadianmeibeikoushuiqiangsi。
zhibojianlimianzeshiyiqunrendazhewenhao，haiyoulaosijikaiche，danmubaozha。
“fangdonggengnianqi，piqibuhaohenzhengchang，zhiyushaowonvpengyou......zheigechunsuishishuoshuoeryi，wozaojiuhewonvpengyoufenshoule，tazuotianyijingzuozhelajicheyuanlilewodezhuchu。”zhangsanfenggankeyixiao，moleyouwendao：“shenjiayixiaojie，wodehuiqujiaozu，bunengpeinizaizheilaokele，zheifunihaiyaobuyao？”
zhibojianlimiandeshuiyougegedoushiquanshenjiayibuyao，qiemodiaoruquantao，danshenjiayiquemulujianding，dianlediantou。
“我要！”
jibianbuquedingzheizhangfudezhenjia，danweilewaigong，tayuanyishiyishi。
“nizuoleyigefeichangzhengquedejueding，zheigejuedinghuiwanliuniwaigongdexingming。”zhangsanfengshuqidamuzhi，qiechushoukuanerweima，nulenuzui：“saomafukuanba。”
shenjiayierhuabushuo，limacaozuo。
kejiuzaitazhunbeishurumimashi，yigebianzhuangnanrenquezouleguolai，daduanleta。
“shenxiaojie，zuijinzhapianshengxing，qingbuyaosuibianxiangxinmoshengren。”
bianzhuangnanrenneizhangyingranzhiqilian，rangrenyouzhongmomingdeweishegan。
guoran，xiayimiao，bianzhuangnanrenbiannachulezijidezhengjian，liezailezhangsanfengyanqian。
“nihao，woshixunjingzhengzhi，bianhao007，jiedaodianhua，shuozheiliyouzhapianshiduizhubojinxingzhapian，qingpeihewodegongzuo！”
zheijuhua，rangzhangsanfengrendoushale。
madan，kendingshishenjiayizhibojianlimiandefensigande。
靠！
居然还真报警了！
jiansizhouderenjunshidaizheyiyangdeyanshenkanzheziji，zhangsanfenglianmangjieshidao：“bushijingge，niwuhuile，wozhishigesuanmingde，bingbushizhapianshi。”
“nihezheiweixiaojiedejiaoyi，woquanchengkanzaiyanli，yizhangfumai6666，zheibushizhapianshishenme？”zhengzhimianwubiaoqing，youdao：“zouba，youshenmeyaojieshide，genwoqusuoliyitang，yiqieziranjianfenxiao。”
jiandezheiyimu，zhibojianlimiandefensidunshiyilundebukekaijiao。
“wojiushuozheijiahuoshigeshengun，nimenhaibuxin，yebuzhidaoshinaweihaohanbaodejing，jianzhishensu，tongshiyejizheiweijinzhijinzedejinggediangezan。”
“jiexialaideqiexinwenbiaotiwodouxianghaole，jing，yisuanmingdashibeizhua，jingyinweizuolezheizhongshi......”
“@loushang：mingtianquqiezongbushangban，wodaqiejiuquenizheizhongrencai！”
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kanzhedanmu，yijiyanqiandeyiqie，shenjiayituranyouxiemimangle。
nandaozhangsanfengzhendebushishensuanzi，ershihuyourendepianzi？
keyigepianzi，zenmenengzhidaoneimeduoyouguantadeyinmixinxi？
“jingge，woduitianfashibushipianzi，neizhangfuzuoyongjueduizhi6666，niyaozenmeyangcaixiangxinwo？”yankanzhezhengzhiyaonashoukaozhaohuziji，zhangsanfengjile。
takeshiliangmin，sanguonvceerburu，shenzhimianfeijinishuishaonvrengonghuxi！
zhengzhilinghunfawen：“niyaozenmecainengrangwoxiangxin？”
“zheiyangba，wojiniyesuanyigua。”zhangsanfengshenxileyikouqi，qiazhiyisuan，erhoukaikoudao：“nizuijinzaizhuabuyiwangshangtaofan，zuorizhaodaoletazaizheifujinhuodongdezongji，yuanbenzhunbeijintianxiawuguolaidiaochayixia，danzhengqiaopengshangyourenbaojing，bianjuedingtiqianguolai，bingqiehaimeichizhongfan，shiyebushi？”
cihuayichu，zhengzhidelianyixiazibianle。
tazhenjingdekanzhezhangsanfeng，manshibukezhixin。
“zheizhenshinisuanchulaide？”
zhangsanfengjianzhengzhidachiyijing，zhidaotaxinle，chengshengzhuiji。
“bufanggaosuni，wohainengsuandaozheiweiwangshangtaofandesuozaidi。”
huayingangluo，cantingdemougejiaoluoli，yougerenshenyingmengdiyizhi，shouxinshoubeidoushihan。
zhengzhibingmeiyouzhuyidaozheigexijie，ershifanwenzhangsanfeng：“zhendema？tazaina？”
“nizhiyouxinwo，wocaizhidaotazaina。”
zhengzhizhidao，zhangsanfengzheihuashiyiyushuangguan，yaorangzijichengrentashisuanmingxiansheng，erfeizhapianshi。
“xing，jintianniyaoshinengbangwozhuadaoneiweiwangshangtaofan，wojiuxinni！”
“说吧，人在哪？”
zhangsanfengyiyousuozhi：“yuanzaitianbian，jinzaiyanqian。”
“shini？ng，zhangdeyeyoudianxiang，zainalizhengderong？woliandaizhelaobanyiqizhuale！”
“......”
zhangsanfengetoushangmanshiheixian。
tafanlefanbaiyan，wuyudao：“woshuodeshi，niyaozhaoderenjiuzaidianli。”
zhengzhiwenyan，shixiandangjiyizhuan，saowangdiannei。
buduoshi，bianfaxianleyigexingweibuduijingderen。
zheihuozuozaipianpidejiaoluo，daretianquewudeyanyanshishi，chifanhaidaizhemojing，erqieshibushiwangzheibiankan，yifuxinxudemoyang。
zhengzhiyanqianyiliang，guoduannaqishoukaozouleguoqu。
qiliao，mojingnanturanqishen，fanshoukouzhupangbiandenvfuwuyuan，haicongkoudaitaochuleyibaqiang，weixiedao：“buyaoguolai，fouzewojiushaleta。”
“啊！”
zheiyimu，rangdianneiderenquandouheleyitiao，jiaohanliantian。
gebiepaside，zaoyipaochucanting。
shenjiayihuarongshise，zhibojianneidezhongguanzhongyeshizhihu**。
“si！juranzhendeyoutaofan，wocuoguaizhangdaxianle！”
“zheijianzhishenle，youlezhangdaxian，yihoudoumeihuairenle！”
“ganjinluxiang，zheikeshiwodiyicizhibokanzuifan，tai**le！”
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xiangjiaoyuzhibojianneidekanrenaobuxianshida，cantingneidefenweijiunongzhongdaolejidian。
qiangzhidechuxian，lingzhengzhishiliaoweiji。
zheiyaoshiyigemeigaohao，jiushichurenmingdejiezou。
taqiangyaxianeixindehuangluan，jinliangbaochizhending，yuyaochuyanwenzhumojingnandeqingxu。
qizhi，zhangsanfengquemomodelaileyiju。
“wodunideqiangli......meiyouzidan！”