第2章 女厕惊魂

kanzhesizaiwohuailidexiazi,wojihudoukuaiyaobenkuile!

keshigengrangwobenkuideshi,wuwaineigeqizhebaimachengzhehongsandenanren,liwojiayuelaiyuejin!

woxiangtao,dakaiwojiahoumen,wushutiaowoshoubeicudebaishe,shunjianfangunjinwojiali!

woyouxiangzhewojiadamenkoupaoguoqu。

zhijianneinanrenqizhebaima,yijingdaolewojiamenkoule!

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neinanrenzaiwojiamenkouxiama,wangtakanguoqu,shenxingxiuzhang,yishenbaiyi,hongsanzhezhuletadabanzhanglian,zhiluchugelengjiaofenmingdexiaba。

neiwozaimuzhisanbingshangdeshouzhi,sudejiuxiangshidongriaiaibaixue。

yikanjiubushiren,shirennalihuizhangdehetazheibantuolifanchen。

“furen,rangnijiudengle。"

nandexiangwoweiweiwanyao,duiwoxinglegeli。

nanrenzhanzaiwojiamennei,danshiwuwaideneixiebaishe,quandoutingzailemenkou,yizhizhidetantoutannaodechaozhewulikan。

xiangjileyitiaotiaozidaikongbufenweidehaoqibaobao。

wojianzheinanrenkanqilaisihubingmeiyougongjiwodeyisi,danhaishiganjinnaqiqiangbiandechaidao,duizhezheinanren。

"nijiushiwojiahoushandeneitiaodabaishe?"wowenzheinande。

“zhengshi。"nanrenchengrendedaoshishuangkuai。

“yuanlaijiushinihaisilewobama!”

“哦?"

nanrenyuqituranyihuo,jiangtadesancongtashangbanzhanglianyikai。

ximeixiefei,yishuangxiazhangxiemeideyanjing,chuxianzailewoyanli。

“nifumushiwodeyuefuzhangmuniang,wozenmekenenghuihaitamen?"

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“bushinihaide,wobamazenmehuihaohaodequandousile?"

“tamenneidoushisiyuyiwai,yuwokemeiguanxi。"

nanrenshuozhezheihuadeshihou,youduiwoyixiao:“nanbuchengniyouwomouhaitamendezhengju?"zheinandeshiniuguisheshen,tayaohairen,wozenmekenengyoutadezhengju?

danshiwomeitahaiwobamadezhengju,kewoyoutahaisixiazidezhengju。

yushiwoyouzhizhedishangtangzhedexiazi,duizheinanrenshuo:“neizheixiazibobo,zongshinishadeduiba!”

nanrenbuxiechuiyan,saoleyandishangdexiazi,lengxiaoleyisheng。

"shizheixiazibubailiangli,feiyaohewodoufa,zijitilitouzhibaobile,haihaiwozaixinhunzhirijianxue,zhenshihuiqi。"

sanzongmingan,zheinandepiedeganganjingjing

woyouqiyounao,danhenwunai。

wobamasile,laijiuwodexiaziyesile。

cishiwoshoulizhishengxiaxiazisiqianjiaojiwodeneibenhuangpizishu。

wonaqizheibenshurenzhenyikan。

zhijianshudepizhifengmianshang,xiezhe《sanshiliujingchuan》wugemaobidazi。

xiazilinzhongqianyaowonazhezheibenjingchuanbaoming,quyuhuashanzhaotadeshixiongjiuwo。

nanrenzhanzaiwomianqianbuyuandedifang,kanzhewoshoulinazhedejingchuan。

yushixiangwozouguolaileyixiewolimayoujiangwoshoulidechaidaoduizheta,zheinandecaiyoutingxiakaojinwodejiaobu。

“nizheishu,ruguowomeicaicuodehua,yinggaishidaojiajiangyaodianji。"nandeshuozhe,zixindetaiqixiaba。

“gangcaineixiaziduifurenshuodehua,wokequandoutingjianle。"

"danshifurenxiaoxiaonianji,wokebufangxinfurenyigerenquneiyuhuashanzhaorenduifuwo。"

“neinixiangzenyang?"woyiweizheinanrenyaoduifuwo,yuqiyejingtileqilai。

danshirangwomeixiangdaodeshi,nanrenhuranduiwoshuo:

"woyuanyigenzhefurenyiqiqu,lushanghainengbaohufuren。"

"ruguozhaodaolezheixiazideshixiong,wojiuzainishenbian,haibulaofannimenlaihuidianbodezaihuilaizhaowobaochou,qibushigengfangbian?”

tingwanzheinandeshuodezheixiehuahou,wodouyoudianmengbile。

zheinandeyoubingba,womenyaoduifutahaiyaorangwomengengfangbian?

danshiwozhidaozheizhongguidongxizenmekenenghuiyoushenmehaoxinyan?

“neiwoyaoshibudayingni?”wowenzheinande。

“heng。"nanrenyincencendeyixiao,zhuantoukanleyanmenwaimianjuyongdeshequn。

“neinijuedenizoudechunijiadedamenma?"weixiedeyuqi,rangwobujinxinzhan。

menwaineixiedashezainandeshuowanzheixiehuahou,xiangshizaiduiwoshiweineiban,buduandexiangwangjialiji。

fangfozhiyaowomianqianzheinandeyishenglingxia,tamenjiunenglimajinlaijiangwoshengtunhuobo!

lianxiazidoudabuguozheishechu,woyigeguniangjiajia,zenmekenengyoushitadeduishou?

yaoshiwobutongyita,wojinwanjiudesizaijiali。

shishiwuzheweijunjie,wodayinglezheinande。

dongfanghuazhuye,nandegenwoshangchuang。

wofangxiashoulidechaidao,woduizheinanrentilegeyaoqiu。

“suiranwomabawojiajini,danshinibunengpengwo。"nanrenzhuantouduiwobuxieyixiao。

“nizheishenzi,beiwocongxiaopengdaoda,shaozheimeshitianbangeyuede,yebuaishi。"

nanrenshuozhe,tadeshoufangzailewodeyaoshang,liangdejiurutongcongqianyewanchanzhewodeneiduanhuanidebinglengshenqu。

yizhenxiyu,zaiwoerbiannanni。

"nijizhu,wojiaosilin,congjinwanghou,nijiushiwodeqizi。"

wotaitoukanlesilinyiyan,yishuangshenmiruyeyanjing。

diertianzaoshangxinglai,zuowanweijuzaiwojiamenkoudeshequnsantui。

silingenzhewoliuzaicunzilicaobanwobamahaiyouxiazidehoushi。

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juwosuozhi,yuhuashanzaiganshengdejingnei。

silinbianchengyitiaozhiyoukuaizicuxidexiaobaishe,chanzaiwodeshoushang,yitongyuwolikai。

zaizuozhedabaqianwangshiquchenggaotieshi,wofankailexiaziliujiwodeneiben《sanshiliujingchuan》。

zhijianlimianxiemanlemimimamadexiaozi。

zheixiexiaozidoushixiaokai,jingguowozixibianren,daoyerendeyixie。

zuotiansilinshuodemeicuo,zheidagaijiushiyibenjiangyaochumodeshu。

wowuliaoderenzhenfanlejiye,yebuzhidaozheibenshuduiwoyoushenmeyong?

dabakaidaofuwudianjiashuideshihou,womencheshangbushaochengkexiache。

我也下车去卫生间。

weishengjianhenbize,kengweibuduo,shangcesuodenvrenqueyidui。

eryouxienianjidagubushangmianzidefunv,dengbujile,jiuzhijieyuandiliaokaiqunzijiudijiejuele。

尿骚味与屎味冲鼻。

wobenxiangchuqu,danshicishinaohailihuranxiangqi《sanshiliujingchuan》limianyouxie。

shuoyueshiwuhuidemaofang,yuerongyijujiyixiebuganjingdedongxi。

ruguoxiangkandaoneixiedongxihua,zhiyaotoucongshuangtuizhijiandaozhewanghoukan,jiunengkanchuneixiedongxideyuanxing。

jinnianwogangshangdaxue,shoudejiunianyiwujiaoyu,kebushiweilerangwoxiangxinneixieguaililuanshende。

kecishiwojiurenbuzhuyouxiehaoqi,yushijiuzhuangmozuoyangdequxixiedai。

daozheshenjinzhangdecongwoshuangtuifengxiliwanghouyikan。

--ai,shenmedoumeiyou,doushijinjinchuchudenvren。

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