第1章 “老子要回来和你离婚!”

宾城。

张家大院。

“qianqian,qiuqiuni,zaijiwoyidianyiliaofei,wodemahemeimeidoushoushangle!woyaobatamensongjinzhongyiyuanquyizhi!”yigemeiruotianshendexiaoqingnian,zhengjizaidatinglikezheguazidelengyanmeinvxiaguiqiuqing。

“sha?haijiniqian?weilezhaonidebaba,wozhangqianqianjiejilenidemaershiwan,jieguo,zhaoleyiliangnianrengranshiyinxunmiaowu;meixiangdaonimenhaibusixin,youchuquzhaorehuoduan。nandao,nimenjiumeiyouxiangdaoshizhuzaiwodejialima?nandaojiumeiyouxiangdaohuijiwomenjiadailaiweixianma?

“zheixia,wokebunengzairangnimenzheiyangsiwujidanle!zhangjing,qingnidaizhenidemahaiyounineigemeimeigunchuwojiaqu!”zhangqianqianbinglengfashengdao。

“laopo,womenzizhaolefuqinhuilai,wodemahemeimeizainidejiameirimeiyedizuo,chidequeshishengfanshengcai!woyeyizhengtianyizhengtiandizhaogunihenidefuqin!xianzai,wodemuqinhemeimeishoushangle,jiaoninachuyidianqianlaijitamenyizhinidoubukenma?”zhangjingguizaidishang,shengleijuxia。

“heng!nibushiweixiaobiyedexueshengma?nixuedebenshidaonaliqule?xianzai,wobixuyaobaniganchuwodejia,miandenilianleiwomen!”zhangxiangbaijing、shencaimiaotiaodezhangqianqianbaliumeiyitiao、xingyanyideng,lishenghedao:“lairen,bazheiyijialajirenjiwoganchuzhangjia!”

xietangzaiheisezhenpishafashangdemuqinxuruodishuo:“zhangjing,zanmenzouba!jiushizhujinshandongyebuzaizhutadejiale。zanmenbuyaolianleirenjia。”

meimeiyeshuo:“ge,zanmenzouba,wodeshangbusuanzhong,wonengzoulu!”

wangzhecaishisisuidemeimei,wangzheyishenshanghendemuqin,zhangjingyixiakuleqilai:“hao!ma,meimei,womenzou!”

beiqimuqin,jigebaobiaobianlaidaoleketing,yongrenzhangmayelaile。

“zhangma,niqutamenzhudewuzi,batadeneizhanglanbeizijitakunhao,jitamen,miandeguolenilandenachuqureng!”shuowan,zhangqianqianyouhuitoulenglengdishuo:“zhangjing,mafannimenzouhoumenchuqu,buyaojiworehuodaojialilai!”

“zhangqianqian,nibushiren!dengwobawodemahemeimeideshangyihao,zhuanlaihenilihun!”zhangjingyaoyadao。

“shima?zhangjing,zheihuakeshinishuode?daoshihounageguierzibuli!benguniangzaijialibashenfenzhenghejiehunzhengzhunbeihao!dengzheni!”

chulezhangjiahoumen,beizhemuqindezhangjingturanjuedeliangtuifaruan,zheicaixiangqiyijingliudianguole,jiuzaochenzaizhangjiahegoufenchileyiwanshengmian。

ermuqinhemeimei,chuquweiqinjiazhangzhichengmaiyanhenacai,meixiangdao,zailushangjiuzaorenkansha,huijiagenbenjiulianshengfandoumeiyouchidao。

zheishi,laidaolezhangjiadayuanhoumianxiaoxiangdeyigebaozipudepangbian。

baozipudeshangmianyouyizhanghongbu,shangmianshuxiezhe:“zhaoshibaozipu”。maibaozideshiyigexingzhaodelaotouhetadesunnv。

zhangjingdaolebaozipupangbianbamafangxialaifuzheqiangbi,jiaomeimeiyefuzheyixiama。

ranhou,zoudaozhaodayehezhaoguniangdemianqian,yixiaguidaozaidi:“zhaodabo,zhaoguniang。wodemahemeimeidouhaimeiyouchizaofan,woyezhichileyidiandianshengmian。zhei——womenyibeizhangqianqianganlechulai,xianzaihaibuzhiyaozouduoshaodelu!qingnisheshigemantoujiwomenchi,dengwozhaodaoledifangzhu,wochulaidagongzhuandaoqian,wohuihainidebaoziqian。zhaodabo,zhaoguniang,qiuqiunimenzuoyixiahaoshiba,lairidingdanghaoshengbaoda!”

shanliangdezhaodabohezhaoguniangjianlezhangjingyijiadecanzhuang,douliuleile:“ai,xiangxiangnizhangjingdefuqinyesuanshiyifangdayuanle!meixiangdaorujinquelunluochengzheidengmoyang!ai,kelian,kelianya!”

“yeye,bawomenjintianmeiyoumaiwandemantouquanbujizhangjingdageba!tamenshizaishitaikelianle!”zhaoguniangkuqiudao。

“hao,hao,hao!wozheilihaiyouershiyigemantoumeiyoumaiwan。doujitamenba。haiyou,nimenzheishidasuanyaochaonaliquya?”zhaolaobowendao。

“tadabo,womendelaozhaishibuganhuiqule,yaoshuoqutouqinkaoyouyebukeneng,suoyoudeqinqipengyoujianlewomenjiuxiangduowenshenyiyang。wozhidaozhenwushanshangneiliyouyigeshandong,donglidongnuanxialiang。womenzhiyouxiandaoneilizaixiangbanfale。”

“kenizheishang••••••”zhaodabodanyoudiwen。

“wozheidaokoushanghaoyi,danneishangxuhaohaodidiaozhi!meishi,xianzhuxialaizaishuo。”muqinxuruodishuodao。

zheishi,sunnvyijingbamantoujiletamenyirenyige。shengxiadequanbubaohaole。

zuihou,zhaodayeshuo:“haole,zheishiwojintianchulemingtiandebenhaiyouwushiyuan,jinimenzuoweichuchengdechefeiba。nizheiyangyizhibeiqichuchengdequeshihennaohuoyo。tiankuaiheile,woyejiubuduoliunimenle!yiluxiaoxinha。”

yijiarenxiangzhaodayekuzhebaibie。