woheyangyuchiwanhaidilaohuilai，yanweilaigenwodaoqianle，shuotiezishizuotianhetayiqiwanyouxidepengyoufade。
“wodezheixiepengyoulaoshibawodangxiaomeimeiyiyangyang，laokanbuguanbierenqifuwo，dangran，wozhidaosushezhangnimeiyouqifuwo，tamenyinggaizhishijuedenideshengyindale，xiacizhuyijiuhao。zheijianshiqingshizaishiduibuqia，sushezhangyinggaibuhuijijiaodeba？”
ranhoutafangxiadongxipaipai**quxizaole，wobaobeishenhuxileyikouqi，yongshouzhouchuolechuoshenbiandeyangyu。
“nishuowozenmetingletadaoqian，xinligenggeyingleni？”
wozongjuedetazheijuhuadeyisishigaosuwotayouhoutai，rangwobuyaoqingyizhaoreta，duitadashengshuohua，zheicideshiqingjiushiyigejinggao，xiacijiubuyidingle。
yangyulazhewodeshoushuo：“haole，biegentajianshi，tadeneixiepengyouzaiwaimianhunshehuini，buhaore。”
行！
weilebimianworedeyishensao，wodarenbujixiaorenguoyihui。
dantajiexialaijitiandecaozuojianzhijiushigeshenjingbing。
zongrangwojitadafan，tahaizeitiaoti。
youshihouwojitamaihuilaile，tahaishuoshilengde，buchi，yingrangwozhongxinjitadayifenfan。
wozhengxiangfabiao，yangyuchezhewodeyixiushuo：“renrenba，sushelijiuyaoheheqiqide。”
worendeyikouyadouchadianyaosuizaizuilile，zuizhongtingquan，youjitamaileyidunfan。
dantabaichiwodebujiqianjiuhenguofen！
“sushezhang，wotingshuonishishangxueqidezuihaosushezhang？”
wozheiyitingjiuzhidaotayaonaoyaoezi。
“buhaoyisi，neishishangxueqile，zheixueqidewo，bushishangxueqidewo。”
tazhoulemei，“shenmewobuwode，zongzhinineimeshouhuanyingdehua，sheyoudexiaoxiaoyaoqiunizongyaomanzudeba？woxiangchiershitangdehanbao，niqujiwomai。”
zuihouyijuhuabuxiangshiqingqiu，gengxiangshimingling。
dourenlejitianle，woshizaishoubulele！
“niyoushouyoujiaodezenmebuzijiqu？”meiyouyangyuquanwo，wojihushilikejiufanjile。
“wolandedonga，fanzhengniyaochuqu，nibushizuihaodesushezhangma？zenmezheidianyaoqiudoubuyingyunni？”
“yinweiwomeikong，wodenghuiyaozhiban，nixiangchijiuzijiqumai，biezaizheixiazhihuiren。”
wohenmangde，nayoukonglitaa！
taquezhuazhewoyifu，yongzheminglingshidekouwen，“neinihuilaideshihoujiwodai。”
wokanzheta，zhenxinjuedefanle。
“neijiahanbaoyouduoshouhuanyingnizijixinlimeishu？wozhibanhuilaideshihouzhenghaoshixiakegaofengqi，nijintianyoumeike，xiangchijiuzijiqugaoa，zaizheibibigeshenmea？”woliaowanzheijuhuajiuquxuegongbanzhibanle。
yixihainengtingjiantazaiwoshenhourangrangzhe，shuoyaorangwohouhui。
搞笑，我后个屁悔！
yadejiushibuxiangguanzheta！
jieguowowanshanghuilaideshihou，faxianwochuangshishide。
woshouyimo，jiuzhongjianneiyikuai，zhijieshentoulewozhenggechuangdian。
jinjiezhetiebashangmianyouchuxianyitiaoguanyuwodetiezi，shuowoniaochuang。
wodangjilengxiao，zheiwanyierzhendehuiyou**xinma？
woyifanpinglunqu，faxianzhendeyou**！
“maya，zheiyetaiexinleba？”
“douduodalejuranhainiaochuang？”
“yimaxueyebiniaochuanghaoa！wodetiana，dangtasheyouzhendaomei。”
“tingshuotahaishishangxueqidezuihaosushezhangni，wodetian，gujiyeshijiade，jialihualeqian，rangtadeneixiesheyouweizaode。”
“sushezhangpingbizheizhongdongxiyoubuzhongyao，tazheizhongdongxidounengzuojia，youcikejianxianshishenghuozhongjiubushishenmehaoren！”
zhenshiqingyisedefumianpingluna！
wokanleyiyantiezi，bushizhiqianneigehaole，youhuanleyigehao。
budebushuomourendehaoshizhendeduoa！
wobabeizishailechuqu，jigenvshengkandaowochulaijiushiyizhenkuangpai，tamenduozaijiaoluoli，haipawokanjian。
wobabeizizhijieliaozaiyangtaishang，dabuliuxingzoudaotamenmianqian。