第1章
“hunzhangxiaozi！weishirangnichuqujiehun，nijinniantuimingnian，mingniantuihounian，daodishenmeshihoucainengguaiguaixiashan！”
“shifu，wobuxiangjiehun，nvrentaimafanle......”
shiwandashanwai，yichucunzhuangzhong，xiaodaoshilinyizhengbeitadeshifu，laodaoshichenxuanlinzhegunzi，niandedaochuluancuan。
paoleyizhen，linyitingdaoshifudechuanqishengjianjiancuzhong，youyifangmanlejiaobu。
tashichenxuanshouyangdeguer，wufuwumu，mingziyeshiyinweichenxuanzaishanlinzhongjiandaoleta，guerxinglin，qulegeyiziweiming。
梆！
gunziqiaozailinyitoushang，fachuqingcuixiangsheng，queliantabangentoufasidoumeishangdao。
“leisiweishile，nigehunzhangxiaozi。”
chenxuandiudiaogunzi，zuozaidishangzhichuanqi。
“shifu，ninnianjidale，paojibujiuleichengzheiyang，yihoumeiwozhaoyingzenmexinga。”linyixiaoxixiguolai，jichenxuanchuizhejianbang。
“wozhenbuxiangchuqujiehun，ninbuyeshidaleyibeiziguanggunma，gancuiwoyebie**le，liuxialaijiniyanglaosongzhongsuanle。”
“pihua！”chenxuantiaoqi，zhaozhetudihounaoshaojiushiyibazhang：“niyijiangweishidelunhuiyijingronghuiguantong，bingqiegengjinyibu，cantouleweishidouwufalingwudelunhuitianshu，chengweibushichudejindizhizun！”
“keyezhengshiyinweixiulianzheilunhuitianshu，rangnishentilizishengleyilvjimiezhiqi，bixuhexuemaishiyingdenvzijiehe，nicainenghuoming！”
shuowan，chenxuanqihuhudengzhetudi，conghuailitaochuyifenanhongsesichouzhidi，sijiaoxiangzhejinwen，waibiaodianyahualidehunshu，zhijieshuaidaolinyishenshang。
“weishicongnishisuicantoulunhuitianshushi，jiuyijingtiqianbangnizhaohaoxuemaizuiheshidenvzile，shizhongzhoubeichuanshengyangwushichujiadexiaojie。”
“zheihunshushiwoyudangshizuojiazhudechulaotouqiande，taxianzaiweibihaihuozhele，ninashang，zhijiezhaotamenxianrenjiazhulvxinghunyuequba。”
“zhei......”linyinaolenaotou，kankanhuailidehunshu，zaikankanshifujinsuomeitou，yangzuoyanli，shizeyanzhongtouluzheguanxindeshenqing。
“haoba，wotingshifude，qulechujiadenvrenzaidaitahuilaikannin。”
......
数日后。
zhongzhou，beichuansheng，yangwushi。
linyibeikuashoupixingnang，yiludatinglaidaochujia。
“laojiatongbaoyisheng，woshichenxuandetudilinyi，laizhaonimenjiazhulvxinghunyuede。”
chujiamenfangnei，jiazupangzhimoliudechuminghaiyanpidoubutai，manbujingxinditingzhelaifangdenianqingdaoshishuominglaiyi。
tingdaoduifangyaozhaojiazhulvxinghunyue，chuminghaiyanpimengditaiqi，zhengyankanxiangdaoshishaonian。
tayanshensaodaoduifangshoulineizhangdianyajingzhideanhongsecezi，kanjianshangmiande“hunshu”erzi，shenzilikebuyouzizhudizuozhi，taiduconglengdanbiandewubirenzhen。
“qingwenninshinajiadeshaoye，yaohewomenjiazunaweixiaojiewanhun？”
linyiyaoyaotou，zhijiebahunshudijichuminghai。
“woyebuzhidao，hunyueshiwoshifuhenimenjiazhuchuzhenyuanxianshenglixiade，laofanninashangzheifenhunshuqujianchulaoxiansheng，tayinggaiqingchuzenmeanpai。”
chuminghailianpimengtiaolejixia，jieguohunshu，xiaoxinyiyididakaichouleyiyan。
taliangzhiyanjinglijidengdegunyuan。
hunshushiyijingguqudelaojiazhuqinbisuoxie，zheibijitawanwanbukenengrencuo！
haiyouluokuanchudejiazhuyinjian，shenweichujiazuren，jibianshipangzhi，yenengqingyibianrenchujuebuhuiyoujia！
婚书是真的。
danshi，shangmianquemeimingquexiechurangnaweijiazunvzijiajizheigeshaonian。
chuminghaikandaodinglihunyuederiqi，dunshimingbaiguolai。
kenengneishihoujiazuhoubeidouhainianyou，shangdaijiazhuyewufaquedingzheixiehoubeinvzidepinxing，buganqingyizhihun。
bijingnengzaichujiazuidingshengshiqijiuhejiazhuzhijiedinglihunyuederen，shenfenlailibiranfeitongxiaoke，jiazhukendingyaojinshenxingshi，miandesunshanglejiazuyanmian。
“qingninshaozuo，wozheijiuqutongbaojiazhu。”
chuminghaijishikeqidishuoleyiju，qinglinyizuoxia，kuaibuchulemenfangxiangjiazuneizhaifangxiangzouqu。
caizouguoyigeguaijiao，quedingmenfangneilikanbudaozijile，chuminghaihurantingzhujiaobu，lianshangxianchuqiangliedezhengzhashense。
gangcaineiweishaonianlianlaojiazhuyijingguqudeshidoubuzhidao，shuomingduifangzheimeduonianbingweihechujiatongguorenhexiaoxi，duizijijiazudeqingkuangquanranbulejie。
hunshushangxiedeshichujiazhinv，youmeishuobixushijiazudixidaxiaojiechulingxiu。
zijinverchulingyun，yeshichujiaxuemai，rujiabaohuandechujiazhinva！
ruguonvernengjiajizheiwei“haomendazu”chulaideshaoye，neibuzhengshicaojifeishangzhitoubianchenglefenghuang，liandaizhezijiliangkouziyenengyangmeituqi，buyongzaidisanxiasi，beidixizurenhulaihequdishihuanlema？
呼~
chuminghaishenxileyikouqi，qiangyazhujuliedexintiao，duoduosuosuodimochushouji。
“lingyun，nikuaihuanshangzuipiaoliangdeyifu，rangnimabangnihaohaoshuzhuangdaban，bamashanghuilaijieni。”
buduoshi，yiweichuanzhedanlanseyiqun，zhangfarupu，qingyatuosudejuemeishaonvgenzhechuminghai，jiaobucongcongzouxiangjiazudamenfangxiang。
zheiweishaonvdanlunrongmao，jueduichengdeshangqingguozhizi，danquezaidaretiandaizhezhangguozhoubudeshoutao，yiqunyebashenzizhedeyanyanshishi，xiandeyouxieguaiyi。
“ba，daodizenmehuishia，zanmenlaojiazhuweishenmehuineimezaojiujiwodingxiahunyue？”
tingdaonveryihuodewenhua，chuminghaitouyebuhui，zhibailebaishou。
“biewenneimeduo，nizhiyaozhidaozheishiqianzainanfengdehaoshijiuxingle，lingyunnijizhu，dengxiajiandaoneiweilinshaobixuzhanxianchunidemeili，batasisimizhu，mingbailema？”
chulingyunyiting，qiaolianxianchunanweiqingdeshense。
“banishuoshenmea，woyoubushineizhongsuibiandenvren，zenmehuineixiedongxi......”
“buhuiyedehui！”chuminghaiyaozheya，bangnvergujingdao：“meishi，linshaoshinidinglehundeweilaifujun，youshenmebuhaoyiside，jianmianzhijielashou，qintadoumeiwenti！”
chulingyunyidai，buganxiangxindikanleyanfuqin：“wo......wocaibuhuineiyang！”
henkuai，linyitingdaomenfangwaidejiaobusheng，shensebuyouweidong。
tafaxiantineixiulianlunhuitianshuchanshengdezhenqilijikaishichunchunyudong，jingyouleyisitupoxianyoujingjiezhigudezhengzhao。
pingchangzhenqizhongneilvchongmansijizhiyideyichangqixi，yelveweixiaojianlejifen。
guaibudeshifushuozijibixugenchujiaxuemaijiehe，yuanlaichulexiaomizishenjimiezhiqi，haiyouzhuyugongfatupo。
zhuanniandegongfu，chujiafunvyijingzourumenfang。