第二章 傻王爷欧阳墨

ouyangmowaizhetouxiangleyihui,zhouzhemeitoushuodao:“en,keshiwoniangshuobuyaoyiyuanbaoyuan,yaoyidebaoyuan,yaoganhuaneixieduinibuhaoderena。”tadeshengyinshifendeqingcui,wuliuliudedayanjingdaoyingzhetabinglengdemianrong。

“keshizheishijieshangyouxierenconglaibuzhidaoganen,erqiehaibanideshanliangdangzuowuneng,neishihounijiuyaofanjile。”luoluokandaozhuozishangmiandeyigekongwan,tanaqiwenlewenwanlideweidao。

xinligengjiadefennu,henhao,juezitang,tamozhezijideduzi,zijikenengzaiyebunengyouhaizile。

hanguguduanlaifanshifangzaizhuozishangshuodao:“wangye,wangfei,nimenyeehuaileba,chidiandongxiba。”

ouyangmopaizheshou:“e,chifanle。”shuowanzuozaizhuozimianqianzhuaqipanzilidecaijiuchiqilai。

“aiya,wangye,yaoyongkuaizia。”hangugunazhekuaiziwangtashoulisai。

“wobu,wobuhuinakuaizi,wojiuyaozheiyangchi。”ouyangmowaizheboziyizhishoujiuyaozhualingyigepanzilidecai。

luoluonaqikuaizihenhendedaletadeshouyixia:“nakuaizichi,womenlaozuzongfaminglekuaizijiushiyaowomenheneixie**fenkai,ninandaoyaodang**ma?”

ouyangmomozhezijibeidatengdeshouweiqudeshuodao:“nizheigerenhaoxiong,wobuyaonile,womingtianjiugaosuwomufeiqu。”

wangluoluozuozailingyibianduanqifanmantiaosilidechizhe:“keyi,buguo,jintianwanshangniyaotingwode。”taturanxiangmingbaile,jiranlaotianyerangtazheiyangzhongsheng,tajiuyaohaohaodehuoxiaqu。

keshixiangdaoqianshizijibeihaisi,xinkouhaishihenteng,xinzhongshifendejusang,yanleididiluoxia,turantaxiangdaozijifuqinjitaliuxiadeyaofang,dui,tazheiyishengjiuhaohaoyanjiuzijifuqinjitaliuxiadeyaofang,yaobatamenwangjiadeyishuzaizheigeshijieshangfayangguangda。

ouyangmokanzhetajingrankule,zhazheyanjingwendao:“nizenmekulea,shibushibuyuanyijiajiwoa?”

wangluoluodengzheyanjinglengshengshuodao:“chinidefanba。”

kandaotaxiongbabademoyang,ouyangmoshengqidedajiaozhe:“wobuyaolinile,wotaoyanni。”

luoluoquehaoxiangmeiyoutingjiantadenuhoushengyiyang,moyangshifenyouyadechizhefan。

hanguguzhouzhemeitoukanzheta:“wangfeia,bushilaonushuoni,womenwangyenaozisha,niyaoduorangrangtazhidaole,ai,womenwangyemingkua,yiqianwomenwangyeshichizhafengyundedajiangjundeshihou,naliyounijiaguolaidefena,niyaoxifuzhidaolema?”

ouyangmohaoxiangkandaotabujinbumandeyangzishifenshengqi,zhuaqikuaizijiaohezhuozishangdecai:“nizheigehuairen,woburangnichifan,woburangnichicai。”

benlaihaohaodefancairangtajiaohededaochudoushi,luoluoshengqidemazhe:“nizaihunao,xinbuxinwozouni。”tajuqiquantoukanzheta。

ouyangmoyixiaziwuzhezijidelian:“nibuyaodawo,wobunaole。”

wangluoluodengletayiyan,kanzhezhuozishangdefancaiyijingbeizaotale,yechibuchengle,tanleyikouqihuidaowuzili。

suoxingtangzaichuangshangkanzhetianpengshangdefuronghua,turanzijixiaofuzhuizhetengleqilai,gujishineiwanjuezitangqilailezuoyong。

fanzhengzijizheibeiziyemeiyouzhunbeichengqinde,meiyouhaizijiumeiyouba。

bishangyanjingdeshihou,turanjuedeshenbianxianlexiaqu,tazhengkaiyanjingkandaoouyangmotangzaizijideshenbian。

luoluojingtidezhengkaiyanjinglenglengdewendao:“niganshenme?”

“dongfanga,hangugushuolejintianshiwomendejiehunzhiyejiuyaodongfanga。”ouyangmozhazheyanjingxiaorongshifendetianzhenwuxie。

“keshinizhidaodongfangyaoganshenmea?”luoluowuzhezijideyifu,xinlixiangzheruguotaganzuochushenmeyuyuedeshiqingjiudahunta。

“dangranzhidaole,jiushishuijuejuea,ranhouguobujiu,niangzideduzilijiubengchulexiaomomolea。”ouyangmotangzaichuangshangxiaozhe。

“dengnishenglexiaomomo,wojiudaizhetapashutaoniaowo,haiyoudaizhexuanzizhuatuziqu,hehe,nishenmeshihoujiwoshengxiaomomoa,wodoudengbujiyaohetawanle。”ouyangmoyixiazizuoleqilai,yanjinglidaizhexingfendeguangmang。

“en,shuijueba,shengxiaomomoyaohenzhangshijiande。”luoluotangzaichuangshang,tayaoyanghaojingshenyingjiemingtiandedaolai。

ouyangmodianzhetou:“e,womenshuijuejue,neiwomenmingtianzhaoxiaoxuanziquwan,nikuaidianjiwoshengxiaomomozhidaolema?”

turanluoluozhengkaiyanjing:“zhuozishangneiwanyaoshisheijiwohede。”jinguanzijibuxiangyaohaizi,keshitajueduibunengranghaitaderenshufule。

“jiushihenidajianeigemeinvjiejiea,nideetouzhuangpole,hundaole,tajiujiniweileneiwanyaoa。”ouyangmodehuarangwangluoluodeyanshenmanshibingleng,kanlaigangcaixietayigegeboshiqingle。

turanouyangmoyixiazizuoleqilai,luoluomanyanjiebeidekanzheta:“niganshenme?”

“leigegeshuoleyigehenzhongyaodeshiqing,jiushishengxiaobaobaoyaoheniangziqinzuide,haiyaoyazheniangzide。”ouyangmodayanjingdaizheyimolingdong。

tafanshenjiuyazaileluoluodeshenshang,ranhoujuezhezuijiuyaoqinlexiaqu,turanzijidelianjiabeiqialeqilai,tadelianbeichedebuguizexingzhuangweiqudeshuodao:“niganshenmeqiawoa。”

“jiwoxiaqu。”luoluoshuodeyaoyaqiechi。

“wobu,woyaonijiwoshengxiaomomo。”ouyangmoshifenguzhidedengzheta,jinguanyijingtengdeyanjingfanqileihuale。

“zuihouzaihenishuoyibian,jiwoxiaqu。”luoluodexinqingyijinghenfanle,rujinhairangniyigexiaopihaichan,naixingyijingdaolekuaiyaobengkuidedibule。

“wobu。”ouyangmoquedengzheyanjingyingchedebozi。

啪…

luoluojiletayigeerguang,fanshenyixiazizuoleqilailenglengdexunchidao:“ouyangmonijiwotinghaole,wobuhuixiangwaimianneixierenchixiaoni,keshiwoyebuhuizongrongnidehuaixiguan,zaiwomeiyouaishangnizhiqian,nizuihaojiwolaoshiyidian,buranwohaihuidani。”

ouyangmowuzheliankanzheluoluo,wadeyishengkuleqilai:“a,nizheigehuainvren,wobulinile,nidawo,mingtianwojiuhuizhaowomufeiqu,shuonidawo,haiyou,woyaogaosuwofuhuang,nizheigehuainvrendaowo,rangtakanleniquanjiadetou。”

“zailuosuowohaidani。”luoluoyangqishouhaiyaodaxiaqu。

ouyangmowuzhezuiba,dengzheyanjingfengkuangdeyaozhetou,luoluotanleyikouqi:“duibuqi,yinweiwoxinqingbuhao,zheiyangba,jintianwanshangwozaidishangshui,nishuichuangshangba。”

qishiluoluoxinliyezhidaotabuyinggaidatade,keshixinlishizaifandelihai,haiyoutayebuzhidaozenmehuishi,xiongkoumenmende,duziyeningzheteng,kanlaishineiwanjueziyaonaotengde。