“pa！pa！……”
pibianyixiayouyixiadichoudazaitangzaidishang，yijingbiantilinshangdexianshounvzishenshang。
“heng，jiwohenhendida，dasizheigebuyaoliandejianpeizi！”yipangshenchuanfeiyideshaonvhengmeishumu，miansezhengningdizhihuidao。
nazhepibiandenanrenshenchuanshiweijiayi，lidaozhida，tazijidounengganjuedaoneigeguniangpikairouzhandeshengyin。
“qianxiaojie，shibushichabuduole，shuxiajuedetahaobantiandoumeidongjingle，zaidaxiaqu，pashihuisi！”shiweitingxialai，cacahan，xunwenfeiyishaonvdeyijian。
feiyishaonvdengletayiyan，wen：“pashenme？buguoshigegunvbale，sijiusile，nandaowangshanghaihuiguaizuiyuwo？”
“tadaodishiwangshangjiumingenrendexiaotudi，ruojiuzheimesizailegongli，wangshangyebuhuizuoshibulide！”shiweixiaoxinyiyididao，shengpachunulefeiyishaonv。
feiyishaonvzhuomoleyixia，zouguoqu，tilejixiatangzaidishangyidongbudongdeshaonv。
“jiangutou，simeisia？jiunizheiyangdejianpeizihaiganchixinwangxiangjiajiwobiaoge？wobiaogekeshiwangshangzuichongaidewuhuangzi，nilianjitatixiedezigedoumeiyou！”
tong……beiliehuozhuoshaoyibandetong……
hengzhizhujianconghunmizhongqingxingguolai，erbianchuanlainvrenjianruidechaorangsheng，gengshirangtatoutongyulie。
她这是怎么了？
yishizhujianhuifu，tadenaohailihuranchongchiledaliangbushuyutadejiyixinxi。
yuanlaizheigeshentideyuanzhumingjiaohengzhi，shizheiluanshizhizhongyishiwaigaorentianshulaorendeguanmendizi。
kexitianxingrouruo，youdanchunbuzhixiane，jiashangtianshulaorenyijingxianyoule，tajiugengjiagukuwuyi。
tianshulaorenlinzhongqianjiangtatuofujilesongguowangshangsongxiangwang，tianshulaorenduisongxiangwangyoujiumingzhien，suoyisongxiangwangdayingjianghengzhijiajizijideaizi，songjunao。
meixiangdaozheitianshangdiaoxialaidexianerbing，zhennengzasiren，suoyihengzhijiubeisongjunaoxiaozhangbahudebiaomeiqianfeifeijihuohuodasile。
zaizheihunqijiangjindeshihou，jiuzaizheiwanggongneiyuanli，weilaidewuhuangzifeijingranbeiyigehoujuedenverhuohuobiandaersi。
真是滑天下之大稽。
hengzhineixinfanqiyigulenghanzhiyi，ruofeisongjunaohesongxiangwangmoxu，qianfeifeiyouruhelaizheiyangdadedanzi？
jibuxiangquta，yebuxiangbaoen，weishenmebuzuodeguangmingleiluoyidian，dangmianyitaobeihouyitao，haizhenshibeiliezhiji。
kelianyuanzhu，sidezheimeyuanwang，zheimewuzhuheguji，wushengwuxide，shenzhidoumeiyourentitadiaoyidiyanlei，gengbuhuiyourenweitadesigandaobeishanghefennu。
danxianzaibutongle，talaile，yishiyilvguhun，hengchuanxingkongerlai，bijiangtitataohuigongdao。
kecishi，tadeshentiyidongyebunengdong，zhijuedesizhibaihaidoubeisilieleyibandeteng。
qianfeifeihaibuduanyongjiaotizhetadeshangkou。
“zhushou！”hengzhifachunuhousheng，ketingzaiqianfeifeierduoli，hemaojiaomeishenmequbie。
“yo？meisima，meisijiuhao……siledaihuierkejiumeixichangle，jianpeizi，wokeshijinianpailegenghaodequchu，xixixi……”
qianfeifeiyanzuierxiao，xiaodetianzhenyoulanman，keyanshenqueneimeedu。
hengzhimiqiyanjing，weiweitaitoukanta。
“nimenliangjiangtataiqilai，shaoweishoushiyixia，ranhoujiwosongdaotianhuayuanqu！”qianfeifeiminqizuijiao，wanchengyidaodeyidehudu。
hengzhibeilianggelidaruniudeshiweitiqilai，xiangtizheyidaopobuwawayiyang。
“manzhe，huranwanglezhongyaodeshiqing！”
qianfeifeicoushangqu，conghebaolitaochuyimeianhongsedeyaowan，yingshengshengsaijinlehengzhidezuili。
“kekeke……”hengzhizhidaoneibushishenmehaodongxi，pinmingzuzhizijichixiaqu，xiangyaotuchulai。
shiweiquekouzhetadexiaba，bizhetatunxiaqule。
“zheikeshihaodongxi，haohaoxiangshouba，e……hahaha！”