wanshangxishuwanwotangzaichuangshang，fangjianmenbeiqiaoxiangle。
fangjianlimianshimeiyouzhiboshexiangtoude，jinlaideshiyaomanmandejingjiren。
wodakaimen，meiyouyidianrangtajinlaideyisi。
dantayidianmeiyishidaobutuo，zhijiezoujinlaizuozailezhuoqian。
「linxiaojie，wozheicilaishixiwangnikeyizuosibuyanhewomenjiayaomanmancpdeduizhao。」
我白眼一翻。
baituo，wobudaoluanshiyinweiwobenlaijiushilaichengqingde，niyaoshilaiwotoushangbengdi，wozhijiepiapialiangxia。
「jiejie，niyaoqingwoyanxia?」
talengleyixia，meixiangdaowohuishuodezheimezhibai。
「qingwoyanzheizhonghenguia，bijingbushibensechuyan。」wozhazhayan。
tasisichengzhexiao「womenhuijichuxiangyingdebaochoude，linxiaojieyixiaruhe?」
「buhao。womeiyoujibierenchaojia～cpdexiguan。」
fanzhengwoyebushiquanneiren，woxinqingyuyueyitaohuashuzhijiesongzoujingjiren。
benlaiyiweisibuyanheyaomanmanzhenyoudianshenme，meixiangdaohaixuyaochao，neibujiushitiebandingdingshijiadele?
qiaomenshengyouxiang，gangxiangzuozaichuangshangde**yizhuan，wohengzhexiaodiaodakaimen。
ranhouhengzhedexiaodiaojiaranerzhi。
o，shangdi，kaimenqiannizenmemeitongzhiwoshisibuyan?
wonaozilihaishigangganghejingjirenyongmengduikangdeshihou，yixiameizhuanguolai，kaimenjiuchenglegangcaiduihuadezhurengong。
woyouxieganga，kaizhemenbuzhidaogaibugairangrenjinlai。
daoshisibuyanlengzhelian，meiyoubandianxiangjinlaideyisi，dingzhewodezuoshouwen：「nijiehunle?」
「哈?」
wobeidangtouyijuhuawenmengle，shunzhetadeshixianditou，kanxiangzijideshou。
wodewumingzhishangyougejiezhi。
toudinghaizaichuanlaisibuyandeshengyin：「ruguojiehunle，nibuxuyaoyongshangzongyidefangfalaichengqing……」
「没有。」
sibuyanbeidaduanlehua，haimeiyoulaidejishouhuilianshangyouxieyinzhidebiaoqing，「?」
wonaonaotou，youxiebuhaoyisi：「zheishiwoqunianmaide……」
ng，zijimaide，haishidingzhi，meixiangdaochicunzhinengdaizaiwumingzhi，erqiehaibubianyi……
dangranhoumiandehuawomeihaoyisishuochulai。
wotoumozhebajiezhizhaixialaichuaihuidouli，jiutingdaotaqingxiaoleyisheng。
zaitaitoudeshihou，wohaishimeiyoucongsibuyanlianshangkanchuxiaoyi，youdezhishigongshigongbandelengjingshuli，「ke，zaijiemushangdaizhedehua，youkenenghuiyoububiyaodeyulunmafan。」
jiexialaidejitian，wobingchizhenaqianbanshi，haohaochengqingdebenyi，danmeixiangdaowangluoshangdeyulunkaishimanmannizhuan……
zuidadeyicizhuanzhelaiziyujiemulideyigedanghongxiaohuazaichumencaigoudeshihoujidajiadailenaichahe。
wokanzhexiaohuatuiguolaideneibeidabeinaicha，yishifanlenan……
zuizhonghaishibanaichatuilehuiqu：「wohenxihuannaicha，danzhendebaoqiana，worutangbunaishou……」
wobenlaipazheigejudonghuirangxiaohuaxiabulaitai，zuihouyinlaiwangluoshangdexuanran**。
meixiangdaoxiaohuameiyoulaidejiganga，yinweisibuyanbanaichanaguoqule。taconglaibuxihuantianshi。
zheiyixiacaishiwangluoshangdexuanran**。
弹幕：
「zhuo，shenme，shenmeshenmeshenmeshenmeshenmeshenmeshenmeshenme?」
「wokandaole，liangzhiyanjingdoukandaole。」
「diyicikandaosiyingdipengtianshitt」
「suiranshixiaohuamaidenaicha，danshiwohaishijuedebuqingshizhendeawei!」
「wuwuwuzhende，ganjuesibuyankanjiejiedeyanshenbutaiqingbai。」
「cpkeyijiediqi，danbunengjiedifuba」
「siyingdijieguoqudeshihou，ganjuemanmanhaoshangxina……」
「shaochidianguoqitangleba，sibuyanheyaomanmanmingyanrendoukandechulaimeiguanxiha。」
qishiwoyefaxianle，yaomanmanhesibuyanzaijiemushangshiyidingdianfeibiyaohudongdoumeiyou，fanershiyaomanmanhelingyigexiaolanggougeshouzoudehenjin。
jianjiandibuyaocpjiumeileredu。
qishisibuyanheyaomanmandecpshizaishangyibudianyingdeshihouhuoqilaide。lianggerenyandeyebushicp，sibuyanshinanzhu，yaomanmanshihetazhenfengxiangduidanyingnianzaoshideduiyou。
danshibecpzuihaoke，caidaozhixileyibocpfen。
woxiuxizhiyuqukanweibodepinglunqu。
「wozhendezhendezhendejuedebuduijingazheiliangren。」
「womeifaxingrong，danshizongganjuesibuyandeyanshenhenkezhi。」
「maa，danxiangsi?siyingdidanxiangsizhendehaoxiao。」
kandaosibuyandanxiangsiwodeshihou，woxintouyitiao，lianmangwangxiahua，youkandaoleyitiaoxintiezi。
「baogao!sibuyanmeitianzaoshangzaoqizhunbeizaofandeshihou，douhuizhunbeiniunaihedoujiang，danmeicihedoujiangdezhiyoulinyuqing!wobuduoshuo，dddd。」
zheitiaotieziyixiazibeidingshangqulehaoduoredu。
wolengzaiyuandi，zhiqianwoyizhiyiweizaocanshijiemuzudeanpai。
woyouxiexiangxinlesibuyananlianwodeyaoyan。
danshiyouxiangyuandijizijilianggedazuibaziqingxingyixia，bijingsibuyanzhiqianzhendeyouzaihenrenzhendichengqinghepiyao。