第6章 尴尬的相亲

yangxudaodikebushizhuangde,chuncuijiushituolile,lingwaihaiyougeqingkuang,neigexiaonvhaizisihuyouxiehunpoyaosandezhengzhao,yangxubeihaihunyutixing,yikouxianxuezanshizhebiletianji,congerjizijijiuhuoxiaonvhaizichuangzaolejihui。

“zheiweixianshengzhenshitaiganxienile,meiyouniwodehaizijiubuzaile,qingshouxiaonvziyibai!”

neigegangcainaweikudehenwuzhudenvrenzheigeshihoumeiyoulinsetadeqinggan,zhijieshanglaijiushiguidaoketou,yangxushituoliyishiwufazhanqilai,haozaizheigenvrenyemeiyouduoshaofeihua。

“zheidiandongxishiganxiexianshengde,gangcaitajiaoniyangxu?yangxianshengwoyaogenzhejiuhuchezou,laibujibiaodashenmexieyi,zheishixiaoxiaodejingyi,ninqingshouxia。”

nvrenzhijiesaijileyangxuyigeheisedexiaohezi,zhuanshenshanglejiuhuchejicongcongdezoule,bijingshijijiuche,budengrende。

“niganggangcaishizenmezuodaode?tianshengdefanyingma?jingchaxianshengdoukuanishenshouminjiefanyingxunsu,keshininengjieshiyixianishizenmejiuhuozheigexiaoguniangdema?”

chuleshiguchulizhongxinlicaiweichulexinzhonglveyouqianyiyiwai,gengduodehaishiyinaomendeyiwen,zhishizheigenbenwentiyangxubuhuihuida。

tadexinsidouzaigangcaineigenvrensongjizijideyigexiaohezishang,zheilibuzhidaozhuangdeshenmedongxi,zhishixinlidehaihunyuyigejingdetixingzijizheishiyigehaodongxi。

“yiyuandaole,womeiyouduodadeshiqing,buguotingrenjiajingchaxianshengshuodehaishijiniyejianchayixiaba,bijingnizaiqiangjiuxianchangshichuleliqide。”

yangxudexinliyouxienuannuande,zheigenvrenhaishiduizijiyouxieqinggande,buranyebuhuizheimezhejisongtadaoyiyuanjianchayixia。

“xing,dengwoyixia,woqufangbianyixia,shunbianxibalian。”

yangxudakailechementiaolexiaqu,gangcaishizaijiurendeshihouzijishoushangshenshangzhanlebushaodenituhexianxue,dangranzheigeshihouqingxiyixiashiyoubiyaode。

zaishuoletahaishixiangxiankankanzheigebazhangdadexiaohezilidaodizhuangleshenmedongxi,zhishidakaideshihoulimianzhiyouhuangdoulidadesankexiaoyaowan。

“getoubuda,weidaobucuo,youzhonghuaxiangdeganjue,maosibenlaiyouxiepibeideshentiyixiajiuchongmanlehuoli!zheizhongyaowanduoyixiejiuhaole。”

yangxudakaixiaohezifaxianlimianjuranyigetaocideyaoping,limiandeyaowanbudanwenzhexiangxiaoguoyeshibulai,gujizijijiuleren,zheigenvrenbuhuihaizijiba,tayejiushizhefuyongleyike。

zhuanghaolehezizhihou,yangxuzixidexileyixialian,huranfajuezijigangcaizijijiurendeshihoucengshangdedifangyijingmeilerenhehenji。

zhishizheigeyaowuneimehao,weishenmezheigenvrenbujihaizichiyikea,buguomaosizijigangcaijiuzhideshihouneigenvhaieryijingmashangjiuyaosile,zheixieyaowugenbenmeiyong。

buguoshuozhendeneigexiaonvhaizidezhuangtaihaishizhenderangyangxuyouxiedanxin,bijingshimianqiangjiuzhide,buzhidaozheigehaizishibushinenghuoxialai。

“caiweia,xianzaihaizigujizaiqiangjiu,mingtianwoxianglaikankanhaizi。”

yangxukanlekanshenbiandelicaiwei,zheigelengruobingshuangdenvrenzhijiehuiletayiju“zongsuanshishuolejurenhua。”jiuzaiyebuhangshengle。

yangxuzhidaozheigenvrenduizijiyoupianjian,zhishizijiguoquyeshizhendeyouxiewuneng,yebunengquandouguaita,buguozijixianzaijuedeheguoquyoulehendadechabie,henyoukenengjiushineige《tiandujing》deyuanguba。

dengdaizhejianchajieguodeta,zuozaifangshekeduimiandeyizishangbuduandexiangzhezijidedaozheixiechuanchengyihoudegaibian。

huranxinzhongzaicibeitixing,“jiancedaoduyuan,shifoushouji?”

yangxuyouxieqiguai,zheishiyiyuanzheilizenmehuiyousharendedusuni?mobushizijidenaozihunluanleyouxiehuantingbucheng?

dengdaotataitousichudaliangleyiquanzhihoucaifaxianzijidebeihoushiyiyuandebingduku,daoshirangtaxiaoleqilai。

zheixiebingduziranshikeyichengdeshangshidusule,duiyuzijihuodedezheigeqiguaidenengliyangxuhaizhenshixiangyaokankandaodiyouduoshaonengli。

“shouji。”tabudongshengsedexiadalezhiling,quekanjianzijishoushangyinjiguanghuayishan,naohaizhongzhijiechuxianlehenduoyuanxianbuzhidaodeziliao。

“caiweia,nimenxianzaizainalia?wohenibabazaitianxianglouchifanni,ganjinguolaiba,zanmenjiadelaolinjuqingke,duileshunbianbayangxuyedailai,buyaowenle,nibatadailaijiuxingle。”

licaiweidedianhuaxiangle,tademuqinchenqiuxiagaobadudeshengyinxiangleqilai,jiusuanshineibianfadaideyangxudoutingjianle,tazhoulezhoumeitou,zheigeyuemumeiyouanhaoxin。

“jianchajieguochulaile?youwentima?neihao,meiwentijiugenwoqutianxianglouba,mamashuozainaliqingzanmenyiqichifan?bunengbuqu,womamayanglenizheimejiujiaoniquchifanzenmele?jiushishuonijijunitingzhejiuxingle,buyongzheigeyangzi!”

licaiweihenbugaoxing,zaizenmeyangneiyeshizijidefumu,yangxuzheigeyangzizhendehebaiyanlangmeiyoushenmeliangyang,zenmeshuotamenlijiayeweiyangxudemeimeihualeqibashiwanle。

yangxumeiyouzhengbian,buguozaishangchedeshihouyoukandaoleneigehushenfudeshihouzaicitixingleyiju,zhishiyoubeilicaiweixunchileyidun。

“zheigeshilvyoudeshihouwomamamaidehushenfu?nandaozheiyeyoushenmebuduima?sheimeishiganhuiyongzheimewujideliyoulaihairen?buchibaodechengdeba!”

yangxumeiyouzaishuohua,jiranlicaiweibuxinyejiusuanle,zijizhaogejihuibangtajizuolejiuhaole,zijiyebuxiangweiyigelailibumingdehushenfupohuaileshengxiadeyidianqinggan。

“ma,nimenzenmexiangqilaidaozheilichifanle?jintianshenmehaorizia?”

licaiweijinletianxiangloudebaojianguzuoqingsongdewendao,yangxudeyanjingyisaojiufaxianlebuduijingnaweiyuechengdewangdashaohanxiaodezuozailicaiweifumudepangbiankanzhegangjinlaidelianggeren。

“caiweia,lai,mamajinijieshaoyixia,zanmenyuechengshouquyizhifuhaogongzi,zheicaiyinggaishiwonverderuyilangjunni,buxiangmouxierenchulehuiyongzuipizi,qishijiushiyigecaobaowulai!”

chenqiuxiadeyanjingbuxiedewanglegenguolaideyangxuyiyan,zheigenanrenchulehuizaijializuoxiejiawuyiwaiqitadedouyaokaozhezijidenver,baiminglejiushiyigeruanfanyang。

yangxudexinzhongmingbaile,zijizhongjiubushihelicaiweishiyiluren,shenfendexuanshurangtahecengjingxiangaiderenyuezouyueyuan,kanyangzijintianzheishiyuemuyaoguyijizijinankan。

zheigechangmianyikanjiumingbaile,zheishinawangdashaolaijizijinankan,rangzijiganjinhetadenverfenshoubale,daolezheigedibutayebuzaiyoushenmehuanxiangle。

kanzheyangxuhaobuzaihudeyangzilicaiweizhenshihenxintong,zheigenanrenyiranshineimedemeiyouchuxi,doudaolezheigedibulejuranhaishilianjuhuadoumeiyou,yourangtadiulianle。

“aiya,wangdashaoa,zheishizenmeshuode,qingwomenyijiachifanhaisongjiwozheimeguizhongdeliwu,zheinaligandanga,ai,nikankan,renjiayigegaofushuaihaizheidaojiwomaigeliwuni,mouxieqiongsuanlaihamadaowojiabaichibaihejinianle,liangepidoubufang,zenmewonverjiuxialeyankanshangzheiyangmeichuxiderenni?wangdashaoa,xiexienideheibingfeicuiyuzhuoa!”

yangxumizheyanxinzhongzaiwurenhebodong,yexuzheidunfanzijibugailai,zhishitadeyanjingkandaoneigefeicuishouzhuoshangdeshihouyiduanxinxidanlechulai:“youqingfeicui,ransezaojiu,jiazhihendi。”