第5章 诗语晕倒

meieryishouchengzhetaiyangsanweilishixuezhetaiyang,lingyizhishoutizheyilanzitang,genzailishixueshence。

lishixuezoudaolishixueqianmian,fuxiashenzidao:“erjiejie,nizenmezheimexuruoa?”

tayanleishuashuadiliulexialairedelishiyuxinteng,tabuyuankandaolishixueweizijiliuyanlei。

zailifuzheigesuoweidejiazhong,lishiyucongmeiganshoudaoguoyidianwennuan,chulelaizilishixuezheigemeimeideguanxin。

lishiyuhelishixuexiangchudehenhao,zhiquxiangtou。meimeibiciyoushenmegaoxingdeshihuobuyukuaideshi,lishiyuhelishixuezonghuizuozaiyiqichangtan。lishiyuxinrenlishixue,renweilishixueshiyigedongta、mingbaitadehaomeimei。

lishiyushenshoumoqulelishixuelianshangdeleishui,dao:“buku,erjiejiemeishide。”

lishixueyongshoujincaganjinglelian,taitouxiangkongzhongwangleyan,yuandao:“jintiandetaiyanggonggongzhenshibujierenqing,haierjiejiezaizheilishouku。”

lishiyuxiaoxiao:“taiyanggonggongnanengdongfanrendexinsi。”

“e,duile,chadianbazhengshijiwangle。”lishixuehuranxiangqizijidelaiyi。

lishixuexiangmeierzhaoshou:“meier,kuaibawozhudelvdoutangnalai。”

“嗯。”

meierjiangshouzhongzhuangyoulvdoutangdelanzidijilishixue:“xiaojie。”

lishixuejieguolanzijiangzhuhaodelvdoutangnalechulai,dao:“erjiejiezaizheilishoukule,wozhulelvdoutanglai,jiekexiaoshude。”

lishixueyishouduanzhewan,yishounazheshaozi,yongshaoziyiyaoyidiandibalvdoutangweijilishiyuhe。

lishiyuwulidizhangzui,manmandishilvdoutangshunzheguanshiguanliuxiaqu。

lishixuebulejuhua:“zhudebuhao,erjiejiebiexianqi,jiudangshiheshuiba。”

lifulisheibuzhidaosanxiaojielishixueshizuishanzhangchuyide,xiadelechufang,nongdeleyishouhaofancaitangshui。

lishiyuwenroudikanzhelishixue:“zenmehuibuhaoni,sanmeimeizhudelvdoutangkeshiwozheibeiziliheguodezuihaohedelvdoutangle。”lishiyujilidijichuyigexiaorong。

guizaiyipangdexinerkandaolishixueduilishiyushifenguanqie,xinlizhitilishiyugaoxingnengyougezheimehaodemeimei:“sanxiaojierenzhenhao,zaifulikongpazhiyousanxiaojieduiwojiaxiaojieshizhenxinhaodela。”

lishixue:“……”kongpayaorangnishiwangle。

lishixueguaner:“duile,meier,niqubalingwaineiyiwanlvdoutangnajixinerya。”

meierzhaozhefenfuconglanziliquchuyiwanlvdoutangjilexiner。

“谢谢!”

xinerbietiyouduogaoxingle,dakoudakoudijiuhewanle,doumeilaidejipinwei。

xinerganjidao:“sanxiaojiezhenhao,haiweiwozhunbeileyiwan。”

李诗雪笑笑……

hewanlelvdoutang,meierbangzhelishixueshoushihaolewanshao。

meierjianhaodongxi,fuzhelishixueqishen:“xiaojie。”

jiuyaozoule,lishixueyiyibushedao:“erjiejieyaozhaoguhaoziji,meimeiwojiuxianhuiqule。”

lishiyubaibaishouzuobie:“sanmeimeikuaizouba,taiyangtaidale,bieshaizhele。”tajujufazifeifu。

taiyangneimeda,lishixuezaojiujuedereqibirenbuxiangzaiduodai。

lishixuejiaoshangmeierzhuanshenjiuyaoxiangyuanwaiqu,tayimianzouzhe,lianshangyishanyinxianguiyidexiaorong。

haha,qishilishiyunijintianbeifa,yiqiedoushiwoshejihaode,zhidengzhenizheigeshagualuoruquantao。

lishixueqianjiaogangzou,houjiaolishiyujiushizaichengbuzhule。

waimiandeshiwutianxuandizhuan,lishiyuyanqianyimoheidaozailedishang,bushengrenshi。

yipangdexinerzhejidezhiku,takuzhe、hanzhe,baozhelishiyu,shijingyaohuang:“xiaojie,xiaojie。”

xineryushijiuhuang,yanxialishiyuyunsiguoqutazhenbuzhidaogairuheshihao。

gaixiangsheiqiuzhuni?tayounengxiangsheiqiuzhuni?youyousheinenggoubangta,huibangtani?

qingjizhixiaxinerxiangqilishiyupingrilidudeshu,youdaoshi“hudubushizi”。

tasuiranbuxidushudanshiquetingdonglezheijuhuadeyisi,tamalizhanqishen,xiangzhuazhulejiumingdaocaobanpinmingdixiangliqingningdeshufangjinshuzhaipaoqu。

xinerchongjinliqingningdeshufangjianleliqingningjiuguizaidishang,qichuanyuyudao:“laoye,wojiaxiaojieguizaiyuanziliyundaole。”

mangmangzhuangzhuangchenghetitong,yidianshuxiangmendijiayahuandejibenlimaodoumeiyou,liqingningshengqi:“zenmehuishiya?yuerxianqianbushihaihaohaodema,zenmeyouhaiguidaoleyuanzili,haiyundaoleni!”

liqingningyanlizhiyoulifudeyanmian,sihuhaobuguanxinlishiyudesihuo。

chuleyulifuliyiyouguandetadoukandihendan,shengbingle,yundaole,qingdafuyizhibujiuxingle。

renchiwuguzaliang,nanengbushenggeshenmebing,yundaogeshenmeyeshuzhengchang。

xineryuanbenjiuhaipaliqingning,xianxiatabeizaotouyimajiugenghaipale。

bupabupa,xinerxiaojiehaizaidengnini,taxinlianshiziji。

yushixinerguzuleyongqi:“laoyewojiaxiaojieganggangbeierfurenfaguizaiyuanzili,guilesiwugeshichenleerfurenyemeipairenqu。jintiantaiyangyouda,xiaojieshenziyixiangyouruo,suoyizheiyixiazijiuyundaole。”tayikouqishuowanleshiqingdeqianyinhouguo。

liqingningtingxinerluolibasuodi,henbunaifan:“haole!wozhidaole,nilengzaizheiganma,haibuquweinijiaxiaojieqingdafu!”

xinerzhizhiwuwu:“neierfurenneibian?”

liqingningtinglezheimejiusuanshimingbailetadelaiyi,paerfurenneibianbuhaojiaodai。

yijuhuajiunengshuoqingchudeshitashuoleyidachuanzuopudian,ai!fansila:“furenneibianwohuiqushuode,nikuaiquweiyuerjiaodafuba!”

haodaishimeiyoubaifeikoushe,xinerganjidao:“xiexielaoye。”

xinerdedaoleliqingningdexuke,xinqishenbianhaolehenduo,zouluyedaifeng,zhuanshenjiulikailejinshuzhai。

likaijinshuzhaixinerfeikuaibenxianglishiyuyundaodeyuanzili,tafeilidijianglishiyukanghuitingyuxuan,balishiyufangzaichuangshang。

xinermolemolishiyudeetou,haotang!

tadalepenlengshuilai,yongshimaojinfuzailishiyuetoushang。

haishihaotang!huibingchumaobingde。

xinermabutingtidixiangfuwaiqule,tacongwaimianqinglegudafu。gudafuyudafurenyouxieguanxi,tayitingdaolishiyubinglejiuhexinergandaoletingyuxuan。

xinerxinjirufen,lishiyuyaoshichushiletakezenmebanya:“gudafunikuaikankanwojiaxiaojiezenmeyangle?”

xineryilupaoqu,yiluganlai,leideshangqibujiexiaqixinliquerengjiujiguazhelishiyudeanwei。

gudafuyongshouzhibanglishiyubalemai,siliangpiankehou,dao:“xiaojie……maixiangweiruo,qingkuangbuleguanya。”gudafuzhangtanyisheng。