第1章
“美女，你有病。”
“你才有病！”
“meinv，nizhendeyoubing，wozheiyoufuyao，zhiyao198，baozhengnenggourangni......”
“gundan！zaibuzou，womashangbaojinggaonisaorao！”
yankanzhenvzidelikai，yishendaopaodezhangcheng，mianshangbujinluchuyimowunaizhise：“zhongyannier！xianzaiderenna，jiubunengxiangxinbierendehuama？xiangzandianlufeizhaoxifu，haizhendeburongyia！”
“douguaishifu，feishuoshenmerushixukaoziji，yaoburan，zhijierangjiangjiapaijiazhishengjilaijieduojiandan。yaoshizaibukaizhang，zhendetuizhequlongshuile。”
tanxizheyaoleyaotou，tazhongxinhuidaolezijijianloudetanweiqian，muguangzaiguowangzhongrendeshenshangdaliangleqilai，xunzhaozhekenengdemubiao。
yizhidaozhongwushifen，lieridangkong，lushangzaoyimeiyoulexingrenzhishi，zhangchengcaikuxiaoleyisheng，zhunbeishoutanlikai。
buyuanchu，yiliangbenchis500lnei，kanzhehaosijietouxiaofanbandengshengyidezhangcheng，yigezhongniannanzidemianshangdaizhejifendemoran：“daxiaojie，yaobu，haishihuiquba。dangchudehunyue，buguoshilaoyedeyijuxiyan，ta，peibushangni。”
tingdaozhongniannanzidehua，houzuodejuesenvziqingqizhuchun：“longshu，buguantapeibupeideshangwo，dan，wobazhiqianshuoguoleneijuhua。yuqingyuli，wodougaiqujianshangyimian。”
“dangran，qu，yeshigentashuoqingchu，jitaxiebuchang。womenjiangjia，buhuiqianbierendeqing！”
shuoba，tabiantuikaichemen，zoulexiaqu。
jiuzaizhangchengganggangjiangtanshangdezhuobushouqi，zhunbeilikaideshihou，yidaoqianyingchuxianzailetadetanweigenqian：“nishi......”
meidengduifangdehuashuowan，zhanghaoyirantaiqiletou，muguangluodaoleduifangdeshenshang，jingguangyishan，tademianshangluchuyimoyansu：“meinv，niyoubing。”
zhengruoxuenacengxiangdao，zijiguolaizhunbeihezhangchengxiangjian，jiduifangxiehaochu，jiangzijifuqindeneijuxiyanjilejiele，duifangqueturanlaishangzheimeyiju。
dengshi，tadeqiaolianshangshanguoyimolengse：“wolaizheili，bushitingnihuyoude！”
“woshuodeshizhende！”suirancaigangyizhaomian，danzhangchengyijingkanchu，duifangtineidebingzhengkeshibuqing，yidanbaofa，pashimingbujiuyi！
“nibujinyoubing，erqie，haihenyanzhong！pingshishibushiqingduyundonghaihao，yijulieyundong，jiuhuigandaozangfucitong？”
“shibushiwanshangzhiyaoyiaoye，wulunshuiduojiu，diertianzaoqidouhuigandaoxiaofuchouchu？”
turantingdaozhangchengdezheifanhua，yuanbenhaimanlianbuxindezhengruoxue，qiaolianshangbujinyizhan：“ni，nizenmezhidao？”
“wodangranzhidao！”zhangchengdemianshangluchuyimoqiangdadezixin，“zhongyijiangjiuwangwenwenqie，nidezheixieqingkuang，zhiyongwanghewenbianzugoule。”
“wang，shikannidemianseheqichang，wen，ziranjiushinishenshangdeqiwei。”
“niyiweinishiyundongguoliang，jiashangpingshilaolei，suoyicaimeiyouzaiyi，qishi，nizheishishen......”
meidengzhangchengdehuashuowan，turanjian，zhiting“zhizhi”deyizhenchachesheng，jiliangmianbaochejitingzailezhengruoxuedegenqian。
jinjiezhe，jiukandaoershijigexiongsheneshadenanzi，tizheminghuanghuangdekandaozoulexialai。
weishoudedaobalianmiandailengsededingzheyanqiandezhengruoxue：“zhengxiaojie，yourenbuxiangnizaijiandaomingtiandetaiyang！suoyi，duibuqile！”
“给我上！”
suizhetadehuayinluoxia，dengshi，jiukandaozhongrenfenfentiqikandao，jiangzhengruoxueweileqilai。
zheibanjindejuli，zaijiashangzhongrenmianshangdexiongshenesha，zhengruoxuezaoyibeihedeqiaolianfabai，lianlianxianghoutuiqu。
danshi，daobaliandengrenquemeiyousihaodelianxiangxiyu，shouzhongdekandaojiuyaoluoxia。
jiuzaizhengruoxuejuewangdeyaobishangyanjingzhishi，yigeshengyinturanxiangleqilai：“woshuo，zheishiwodedipan，nimenyigegeyaodayaoshade，jiaotanweifeilema？”
“erqie，zheiweimeinvkeshiwodekeren，nimenyaoshibatakansile，neiwodeshengyizenmeban？”