第4章 网红探店

“shuiyoumen,woxianzaisuochudeweizhijiushishifadidian……”

cirixiawu,chentengsongzoujibokeren,gangzhunbeixiuxiyixia,menkoulaileyigeshouju**gandegaotiaomeinv,niuzikubaitxu,qingchunhuoli,zhengduizheshoujireqingjiangjie。

“zheiliyouyijiazhongyimenzhen,laobankendingmudulezuotianfashengdeshi,womenshangqianwenyiwen……”

gaotiaomeinvzoujindianpu,chaochentenghuilehuishou:“nishizheilidelaobanma?”

“嗯!”

chentengdiandiantou:“**haishibaguan?”

“pu~laobanhaogaoxiao,bawomenjiaxinxinxiangchengshenmerenle?baguan?haha,xinxinyaoshibaguan,wolijisonghuojian。”

“wa,xinxinbuhuixiangzuodabaojianba!”

“baguan!xinxindemeibei,bubaguankexile!”

“**ba!shuaige**,xinxinyidingxihuan……”

chentengyijuhua,danmudunshirenaoqilai,zhaoxinwuyuyixiao,meiyoulihuizheixieqihongdeshuiyou,kanxiangchentengxiaodao:“laoban,wowenyiha,zuotianzheilishibushiyourendajia?tingshuoyiliangsiwubaiwandebinlibeirenzale,zhendejiade?”

“niwenzheigeganshenme?”chentengfanwendao。

“好奇嘛!”

zhaoxintuletufenshe,bankeai。

“shiyouzheimeyihuishi。”

chentengmeiyouduoshuo,bijingshejidaolinwanyinsi,ruolinwandejinglibeipudaowangshang,gujinengbeimasi。

“laoban,nixianzaiyemeikeren,xianzheyeshixianzhe,hewoliaoliaobei。”zhaoxinchanzhechentengshuodao。

tashiyiminghuwaizhubo,shenmehuoboshenme,shuobailejiushicengredian,zuotiandouyinhuoleyitiaobinlibeizadeshipin,qiyoubucengdedaoli?

meibanfa,zheiniantouliuliangjiushiyiqie,weileliuzhushuiyou,zhiyaobufanfa,tadouhuijinkenengmanzushuiyouyaoqiu。

“meishenmehaoliaode,yaome……”chentengshuozhe,dingzhezhaoxinzixikanlejimiao,“wojiniangemoba!”

“xinxinxiaoxin,wokanlaobanxiangyaozhannibianyi!”

“zhanbianyi?laobanzhangdeneimeshuai,xuyaozhanxinxindebianyi?”

“jiushi,jiushi,zhanbianyiyeshixianghuzhanbianyi。”

danmuyoushiyipianhunluan,zhaoxinduiciyijingxiguanle,shuiyoujiuneimeyidianshihao,zuishangguoguoyin。

“好啊!”

zhaoxinmeiyouduoshaoyouyu,diantoudayinglechenteng。

yaoshuoyuanyin,qishihenjiandan——chentengzhangdeshuai!

zaijiashangshuiyouqihong,shuaige**shiganghaoshiyigenengyingzao‘aimei’dedian,dayidacabianqiu,duiweichizhibojianreduhenyoubangzhu。

“躺下!”

chentengzhilezhi**tangyi,rangzhaoxintangzaishangmian。

“laoban,nicongshizheixingyejinianle?”

zhaoxinzhaolegeweizhi,bazhiboxiangjibaihao,zhudongyuchentengpantanqilai,zheiyangzhibojiancaibuhuixiandelengqing。

chentengyixiao:“zenme?duiwojishubufangxin?”

“nayou?wojiuwenwen,duiyulaobandejishu,wojuebuganhuaiyi。”zhaoxintangxia,weiweixiaodao。

弹幕越加热闹了。

“wohuaiyitamenzaikaiche,kewomeiyouzhengju!”

“zhuweishuiyouqingzhuyi,chesuguokuai,qingxihaoanquandai!”

“xinxinhelaobandeduihua,henyoushendua!”

……

……

zhaoxinlishoujiyoudianyuan,kanbuqingdanmushuodeshenme,dandanmuliangbaozeng,tahaishinengkandechulaide,xinzhongbujinhuanxi。

chentengcuolecuoshou,rangzijideshoureqilai,ranhouqingqingrouanzhaoxindetoubuxuewei。

“舒服~”

zhaoxinrenbuzhufachuyishengninan,lidaogangganghao,buqingbuzhong,taishufule。

biekantamenzuoweizhubo,zaijingtouxiaguangxianliangli,qishizhuboyeshihenleide,jingchangaoye,xiaoxibuhao。

zaichentenggaochaode**shoufaxia,zhaoxinhenkuaifangsongxialai,meiguojifenzhongbianbazhibodeshiqingdiuzhinaohou,zaitangyishangshuizhele。

buguo,chentengdeshuangshouquemeiyoutingxia,yijiuqingqinganyazhezhaoxintoubugechuxuewei。

“huaile,xinxinshuizhele!”

“wokao?xinxin,nikeshiyigedameinva!zenmenengzheimebuxiaoxin?”

“biezheliangle,laiwojiashuiba!wodechuangyoudayouruan……”

“xinge,xinge,nixingxinga!”

“wandan,xinxinzhendeshuizhele。”

“xiaozi,zheimeduorendingzheni!niyaoshiganhuaishi,wofashi,lijibaojing!”

“youzhidaoxinxinxianzaidedizhima?woyaoquzhaota~”

shuiyoumendoujingle,yikaishitamenyiweizhaoxinshizaiyan,danyuekanyuebuduijing,faxianzhaoxinjingranzhendeshuizhele,yigenvhaizi,zheideduocuxina,beirenneigelezenmeban?

yuemobangexiaoshi,yitaotoubu**zuowan,chentengkanzheshushuidezhaoxin,weiweikuxiaoyixia,bingmeiyoujiaoxingzhaoxin,yemeiyouguandiaozhaoxindezhibo,zuodaoshafashangwanqileshouji。

“liubaiduowanfensi……”

chentengzaidouyinzhaodaozhaoxindezhibojianheduanshipinzhanghao,suiyidiankaikanleyihui,xinzhongandao,duguoyanxiazheiyijie,zhaoxinhenkuaijiuhuidahongdazi,congzhiboquantaruyingshiquan,chengweiyixianmingxing……

“我怎么睡着了?”

yigexiaoshihou,zhaoxinyouyouxinglai,roulerouyanjing,youxiemihudishuodao。

“xingeniubi,zhiboshuijue,yuerubaiwan!”

“xinxin,woshouleniyigeduoxiaoshi,fangxinba!meirenduinizuoshenme。”

“**xiaogezhangdeshuai,renpinyouhao,xinxin,tingwoyijuquan,congleba!”

shuiyoumenjianzhaoxinxinglai,xuanzhedexinzongsuanfanglexialai。

zhaoxinkuaisuliulanlejiyandanmu,zheicaizhidaozijishuileyigeduoxiaoshi,tabuhaoyisichaochentengxiaolexiao:“laoban,nideshoufazhenhao,duoshaoqian?”

“yiqian!”chentengshuodao。

“yiqian?laoban,nizheimexiaodedian,shoufeizheimegui?”zhaoxinjingdexiabadoukuaidiaole,bushichubuqizheiqian,zhishijuedelubianxiaodian,shoufeitailipule。

chentengweiweiyixiao,zhilezhiguazaiqiangshangdeshoufeibiaozhun。

“quanshen**5000,toubu**1000,bahuoguan1500,zhenbing10000……”zhaoxindishengniandao。

yucitongshi,yebashexiangtouduizhunlezheizhangshoufeibiao。

“heidian!jueduiheidian!”

“工商举报吧!”

“zhangdeshuaijiukeyiweisuoyuwei?”

……

……

chentengkanbujianneixieshuotaheidiandedanmu,tajianzhaoxinyilianbeipiandeyangzi,weixiaodao:“bankadehua,keyidabazhe。”

“谁要办卡?”

zhaoxinyouxieshengqi,benyiweichentengshigehaoren,meixiangdaoshigexinheidejiahuo。

“neinibaqianfuyixiaba!”

chentenglandezaizuojieshi,shouyihuo,pingbenshizhuanqian,youderen**sanshi,youderensanbai,haiyoudesanqian,tazhishouyiqian,zheigejiageyijingfeichangliangxinle!

“哼!”

zhaoxinsuiranbufen,danhaishifuleqian,qihuhudixiangyaolikaidianpu。

“等一下。”

chentengjiaozhuzhaoxin,“xianzaishixiawusandianshiwu,nizaiguoshiwufenzhonglikaibijiaohao。”

“为什么?”

zhaoxinliansehenbuhaokan,tadoufuqianle,haixiangqiangliutabucheng?

tongchangqingkuangxia,duizhejingtou,tazongshiyizhangxiaolian,danbei‘hei’leyiqiankuaiqian,xinqingzheshigaoxingbuqilai。