第1章
“wei，laotou，bushiba，bujiushinanideshoujihuilexiaxiaoxi，zhiyuganwozou？！”
yanxiaqifengshanshenchu，yechenyilianwugukanzheyanqianjingshentuimidebaifalaozhe。
“chouxiaozi，nijiubudongdezunzhongtarendeyinsi，bierennvzhuboshuoxiangkankanwodeshuaizhao，nifayituoshidebiaoqingguoqushishenmeyisi？haitemabuzhidaochehui！”baifalaozheqidechuihuzidengyan。
“e，neishiwodiancuole，kuangqieniyemeijiaowoyongshoujia，xingle，xiaoxiaoqi，nineigexihuanmululi，yiwanduoge**yingpian，wobaozhengbugaosushiniang。”yechenzhudongshiruo。
laotouziyandishanguoyimoaishang，yechenjiezheshuodao。
“woshibujieyichuquchuangchuang，duoxiemolian，dankanzheniyigerengukulingding，laowusuoyi，woyuxinburena。”
“buxing，nijintianbixuxiashan，nianqingrenzongyaoduoxiemolian，qiaoqiaonideshijiemen，zaikankanni，meichuxi！laozinengjiaonidebenshiquanjiaole，laizaizheiyemeiyong，duile，yousanfenghun......”laozhehuayinweiluo，yechenyizhenfengsidexiaoshizaiyuandi。
piankehou，yidaohongliangdeshengyin，huidangzaishenshanzhong。
“baibaile，laotou，youkonghuilaikanni！”
yechendeshengyinli，chulexingfenheqidai，gengyouyigurushizhongfuzhigan。
baifalaozhelengleleng，zoujinleyechenzhudexiaomuwu，zhuoshangyouyigeposuidexiaociping，bailanxiangjiandewenludianzhui，yikanjiubushifanpin，pangbianhaiyouyizhangzhitiao，liangxinglongfeifengwudeliaocaodazi。
“ai，laotou，nikandaobuyaoshengqiha，zaoshangwofaxianlaoshudasuiledanyaoping，laibujibaocun‘julingdan’，zhinengzijichile，zhenghaoniganwozou，neizanjiuyouyuanzaijian！”
baifalaozhelianseguguai，xiangquzhuiyechen，queshilaibujile。
“wanlewanle，shatudizhonglezhao！”
崎峰山天云寨景区。
zhengzhikurenannaidebayue，qunshanhuanrao，cuilvqingcongdeziranjingguan，yindeyoukeluoyibujue。
jingqugongzuorenyuan，cishikouruoxuanhebanjieshaozhe。
“dajiaxianzaikandaodejiushiyizhuangfeixing，dangran，zheigexiangmubixujingguoyidingdexunlian，shentisuzhiguoyingdeyoukecainengwan，tiyanaoxiangkongzhongdechangkuaigan。”
“wa，zheixiaojiejiehaosa，jurangantiaozhanyizhuangfeixing。”
“shencaizhenbang，yaoshiwolaopojiuhaole！”
“mingmingshiwolaopo，buyaoyingcengguanxi！”
suizhezhibojiandehuanhuqueyue，zhujianyourenfaxianbuduijingle。
“tashibushizaifadai，zenmehaibukaisan。”
“快，快开伞啊”
“wandanle，laibujile！”banshanyaoshang，chuanlaiyizhenjiqiedehuhan。
neidaojinglideshenying，yifuchongzhishimeirulelvseconglinzhong。
“？？？wocao，zheishinashengmingzuocuowushifanma？”
“人没了？”
henkuai，zhibohuamianbeiqieduan。
buguozheiyiduanluxiang，yibingdushidechuanbosudu，xijuanlehulianwanggegejiaoluo。
“miaolingnvzitiaozhanyizhuangfeixing，wangkaisanxianyishilian......”
“zheiqunrenjiushichitaibaozhaociji。”
“kanwoganma？jiacaia！”
“xiangwoyiyang，laolaoshishidaizaijiabuhaoma，ai，qiongyebushiweibaomingliangyao。”
yiwaifashenghou，jingqulijitingye，jiuyuanduisuizhixingdongqilaile，shijijiawurenjilaihuikance。
zhishiqifengshandishixianjun，shulinmaomi，jisoujiuxingdongdailailejidadenandu。
suirandajiadoumingbai，dangshirenbiranshijiusiyisheng，keweilejishehuigejieyigejiaodai，buguanzainandouyaoyougejieguo。
“nimenkuaizhaoren，linjiejieyidanyoushenmesanzhangliangduan，nimenjingquzhijiedaobiba！”
“takeshilinhailinshijituandetianzhijiaonvlinruxue。”yigewanghonglianzhangxiangdejinglinvzi，xianshixiongsheneshadejiaoxiao，suihoukukutitiqilai。
jingqurenyuanxinzhongxianqilejingtaohailang，butingdaoqianpeizui，quebingweizhuyidaonvziyandiyishanershidedeyi。
linruxue！zhiyaoshilinhaibendiren，duizheigemingzijuebumosheng，linshijituanqianxienianmeigenshangshichangxingshi，yizhizouxiapo，yanchouzhebinlinpochan，nianjinershidelinruxuezhanlechulai，jinxingyixiliedebiange，duanduansannian，niukuiweiying，tadeshangyecaineng，dedaolebushaorendekending，fangyanlinhai，nengyuqibijiandeshangjiadouquzhikeshu，gengbieshuotashiyijienvliu。
yucitongshi，shanjiaoxia，yipianyuyucongcong，guanmucongshengzhijing。
dimianhenglachuleyitiaoshumizhangdetugou。
“apei...peipeipei。”yechenzhanqishenlai，butingtuzhezuilidenitu。
“shenmegewanyi，cong...”
“咕噜。”
kanqinghuaizhongnvzidexiangmaohou，yechenyingshengshengyanxiaqule。
suirangezhetoukui，dannvziqingxiuderongyan，shunjianjingdaoleyechen。
“wokao，benlaiyiweilaotouzifengkuangdianzandeneixienvrengoupiaoliangle，gentayibi，jianzhiyunnizhibie！”yechendunshiyanjingkanzhile。
yinweijinghe，linruxueliandancangbai，zaihongrundexingganzhuchunyingchenxia，pingtianleyiguroumeigan。
yechenpatatoubuguoqi，ganmangjiekailetoukui。
zheishi，linruxuejiemaoweiweidoudong，zhengkaileyan。
“wu，shui，woyaoheshui。”linruxuemingmoudeyanshenli，fanzhesisimili。
yechendiandiantou，zhengxiangbanfaqunanongdianshui，linruxueturancouleguolai，cubujifangduzhuletadedazui。
shanxiadenvhaizheimezhudongbenfangma！yechuwenjiuzheimemeile？tadengdaleyan，suiranxiaoshihouhexiaoshimeiyeqinqinguo，danneihuibijingbudongshi，genbenmeishaganjue，xianzaijiubuyiyangle。
suirandaizheyidiannitudefenfang，quebuyingxiangyechenchudianbandeganjue。
“budui，guniangniyouwenti！”yechenwozhutabaixideshouwan，buyouzhoumei。
yechenbaoqilelinruxue，zaifujinzhaolegeyinbideshandong。
yilushang，linruxuesichezhezijidefeixingyi，buduanniudongzhezaoredeshenti，gaodeyechenyizhennanshou，dangran，tabushichenrenzhiweidexiaoren。
tademaibohenwenluan，yechennaodaitieguoqu，kaojintagaosongdexiongkou。
“wu，ni...nibiedongshoua，chuanbuguoqile。”linruxuehuranbaozhuleyechendenaodai，houzheganmangzhengtuo。
yechenyeguanbuleneimeduo，congbaoliquchuyipaiyinzhen，congtoupi，daoshoubei，zaidaoxiongkou，dongzuoxianshudexingyunliushui，keweiyiqihecheng。
linruxueqingxuzhujianwending，quansuozhedoudongdeshenti，yanjiaofanzhejingyingdeleiguang。
“guodujingheshiyihuishi，dannizheigeqiushengdeyishiyebuqiangliea。”