第1章上门女婿
“yangchengwu！kankannigandehaoshi！zheiyijingshidiqishiergejubaonizhanbianyidenvyuangongle！”
“nishuoshuoni，worangnilaizheishangban，nidaohao，dazhesuanmingkanxiangdehuangzi，daochumobierendeshou，nihaixianwobugoudiurenma！”
luyangshihenghaidasha，dongshizhangbangongshi。
zhangyutingqiaomeidaoshu，yiliannuqibuzhengdekanzhemianqiandenianqingnanren，yangchengwu。
shuoqiyangchengwu，zhangyutingjiulaiqi。
shenweiluyangshidamingdingdingdebaifumei，tacaizhiguoren，22suibiantiaojiduwanleboshi，gongzuohouliangnianbianjichengjiaye，dangshanglehenghaijituandedongshizhang。jiashangbenshenxiangmaojuemei，shencaiyaotiao，yizhidoushiluyangshiguangdanantongbaoxinmuzhongdewanmeinvshen。
ranerjiuzaiqianbujiu，taqueturanxuanbuyaojiajiyiqiongerbaideyangchengwu，bingqiehuosulingzheng，daozhiwushurendadieyanjing。
huanzuopingshiyejiubale，zhangyutingyenandeguanzijizheigewonangfeiruzhuilaogong。
danxianzaibuxing——rujinzhengzhigongsizuidaweiji，yaoshirenyouyangchengwuzheteng，renxinjiusanle。
gengrangzhangyutingmaohuodeshi，yangchengwubeitajiaodaobangongshihou，feidanbuzhihuigai，fanerhaiyifushouleweiqudeyangzi。
“xifu，yuanwanga，wozhendezhishijitamensuansuanming，zhuandianlinghuaqianbale，jueduimeiyoukaiyoudeyisi。”
yangchengwuyilian‘woshilaoshiren’debiaoqing，duizijidebianyilaopodao:“benlaiwojintiandoubuxiangjitamenkanle，ketamenyigegedoushuowosuandezhun，bukanburangwozoua！”
“zheimeshuohaishitamenbinide？”
zhangyutinglengxiaolianlian，juemeideedanlianshangmanshibuxin:“neinidaoshigaosuwo，weishenmeyigenanyuangongdoumeiyou？”
yangchengwudao:“jidu，tamenjiduwo......”
“jiduniruzhuizhangjiachiruanfan？”
zhangyutingyibapaizaibangongzhuoshang:“yangchengwu，ninengbunengyoudianchuxi！”
taxinliyoushiwangyoushangxin——xiangdangnian，zhuiqiuzijiderenshubushengshu，nayigetiaochulaidoushiqingniancaijun，kelaotianjiushibukaiyan，pianpianrangtayinchayangcuojiajilezheimeyigewonangfei。
congliangrenquminzhengjulingzhengshibeijizhepuguang，zhangyuting，naizhizhenggezhangjia，doulunweileluyangshidexiaobing。
——wangziqugongzhushijianhaoshi，dangongzhujiajilaihama，neijiushixiaohuale。
zhangyutingxiangdaozheijiuyouxieweiqu，yishijianyankuangdouhongle。
yangchengwubenlaixiangjiangzuide，jieguoqiaojianzijizheibianyilaopodoukuaikule，lianmangdao:“aiya，wozhenshiweilezhuanqian，nixianga，younizheimegedameinv，wofandezhequzhaoneixieyongzhisufenzhanbianyi？neiwobushidashaguama！”
zhangyutingyouqiyouxiu:“nihaixiangzhanwobianyi？”
yangchengwuqiushengyuwangqianglie:“wobushi，womeiyou，woshishuozheibushikuaidaozanmendejiehunjinianrilema......bulaodianwaikuai，dankaowobaoweikezhangneidiangongzinagoujinimailiwu？”
yitingzheihua，zhangyutinglianseshaoji，xinshuosuannihaiyoudianliangxin，yushilengbingbingdedao:“sheiyaonideliwu，meikanjianwozuijinweilegongsidemafandouyaofenglema？nishaojiwotiandianluanwojiushaogaoxiangle！”
yangchengwulianseyizheng:“shenmemafan？shuolaitingting，wobangni。”
tahaizhenbuzhidaozijixifudegongsiyudaoshenmeshiqingle，bijingtazaizhangjiajiushigebianyuanrenwu。
“nilianbaoandoudangbuhao，wokezhiwangbulenibangwo！”
zhangyutingmeihaoqidao:“zongzhicongjintiankaishi，nijiubuyongqubaoankele，laoshijiwodangsiji，buzhunjiworeshi！”
yangchengwuyanjingyideng:“wei，buzhiyuba，jiuyinweiwojibierenkanshouxiang，nijiuchicuyaobianwoa......”
“闭嘴！”
zhangyutingbeizheihuaqidebuqing，zhengxiangshoushiyangchengwuyidun，jieguoliaoqixiuzi，mishujiuchonglejinlai:“zhangzong，wangyeyinxingdelixingzhanglaile。”
zhangyutinglianmangbaxiuzifangxialai，jinjiezhe，yigedafubianbiandezhongnianpangzijiutuimenerru。
lixingzhangjianduifangzhishidiandiantoumeiyouwoshou，lianshangshanguoyisibukuai，suijipiejianyipangdeyangchengwu，dunshiyinyangguaiqidao:“aiyo，zheibushiyangchengwuyangbanxianma？zenme，jintianmeiqujirensuanming？”
shuozhe，meidengyangchengwuhuida，tajiupailexianaodai:“woqueshiwangle，nirujinchenglezhangjiadeshangmennvxu，yilaishenshoufanlaizhangkou，daoyebuyongchuqukengmengguaipianle。”
zhangyutinglianseyouxiejiangying，lianmangdao:“lixingzhang，zanmenhaishishuoshuodaikuandeshiqingba......”
“zheigea......”
lixingzhangtanlekouqi:“zhangzong，nimengongsizuixindexinyongqingkuangniyezhidao，yuanbendeqiankuandoumeihaiwanni，xianzaiercidaikuan......buhaobanya。”
suihoulixingzhangweiweiyixiao，shoujiufangdaolezhangyutingjianbangshang:“zheijiuyaokanzhangzongdejuexinle，yaobujinwanzanmenchigefanmanmantan？”
zhangyutinglianseyibian，dangchangjiubatadeshoujituikaile:“lixingzhang，qingnizizhong！”
“haha，zhangyuting，nihaidangnishigexiannvni？”
lixingzhangyebushengqi，pixiaoroubuxiaodao:“haohaoxiangxiangba，woyaoshibufangdai，henghaijituanzhudingyaopochan，nishigecongmingren，gaizenmezuowoxiangbuyongwojiaoni。”
qiaojianzijilaopobierenzheimeqifu，yizhimeishuohuadeyangchengwurenbuzhule。
yangchengwuzouguoqu，dangzaizhangyutingmianqian，lengshengdao:“danglaozibucunzaishiba？qifuwolaopo？”
lixingzhanglenglexia，suijibuxiedao:“niyigechiruanfandewonangfei，wohaizhenmeifangzaiyanli。”
“窝囊废？”
yangchengwulengxiaoyisheng，shoushangweiweiqiadongliangxia，biandao:“zanliangsheishiwonangfeinixinlimeidianshuma？wokanniyangbaichulou，zhongtingtaxian，jiunizheimegewanyi，yegandawolaopodezhuyi？”
“你，你放屁！”
lixingzhangtingwanzhanghonglelianjiuyaozouyangchengwu。
yangchengwuyebuduo，shenshouyiwo，jiuzhuazhutahuiguolaideshou，chaohouyishuai。
“啊！！！”
tacanjiaoyisheng，tengdebuqing，haobantiancaiyiqueyiguaidepaqilai，lianshangyoujingyounu:“ni，nigandawo？”
lixingzhangyanzhongshanguoyisiyuandu，zhuantoujiuzou，zuilidao:“yangchengwu，wojizhunile！dengzheba，wohuiqujiubahenghaijituanbaoshangshixinmingdan！”
“lixingzhang，buhaoyisi......”
zhangyutinglianseyibian，lianmangxiangyaozhuishangqudaoqian，danlixingzhangxianranshiqijile，yibashuaikaitajiuzoujindiantixialou。
zhangyutingliansenankan，huitouqiaojianyangchengwu，qibudayichulai:“kannigandehaoshi！xianzaihaole，daikuanmeixialaibushuo，zhanghuyeyaobeidongjiele！woshangbeizidaodishizuoleshenme，tanshangnizheimegechengshibuzubaishiyouyudefeiwu！”