第1章 苏家赘婿

“heng,meiyongdedongxi,liangefandouzuobuhao!”

sujiabieshu,wanfanshifen,yexiaobeizhangmuniangliwanyidunshuluo。

yexiaodizhetou,chenmobuyu,tamomojialeyikuaizijichaoderouwangzuilisong,danrouzhiyouyingyouse,shizhendenanchi。

他根本就不会做饭。

zhangmuniangjianyexiaobushuohua,zhongzhongpaileyixiazhuozi:“yiweibushuohuajiuwanle,zheiganbule,neiganbule,nihainengganshenme?nishuoshuo,zheirou,shirenchideme?”

yexiaojinwoshuangquan,shuangmuhanhen,yaobushisannianqianfashengleneijianshiqing,tatangtangjingchengyejiadashao,zenmekenengpaodaojianghaishichengweisujiazhuixu?

tayigedashaoye,jinyiyushiguanle,youzenmekenenghuizuofan?

zhangmuniangliwanjianyexiaoyijiubikoubuyan,zhizhezhuangroudepanzi:“yunshen,nibazheidongxiduanjidaheiqu。”

yipangdebaomuyunshenjianzhuang,mangshanglaijiangrouduanzou,linzouqian,haibuwangyongbishideyanshenkanleyiyanyexiao。

“dengdeng,yunshen。”liwanguyitigaoleyuqi。

yunshenmangtingzhujiaobu,zhuanguotoulaiwendao:“furen,haiyoushenmefenfume?”

liwanpieleyexiaoyiyan,dandandeshuodao:“wogaizhuyile,zheidongxijiusuanshijigouchi,yebupei,wopadaheibeidusi,haishizhijiedaodiaoba。”

yunshenyouxiechaofengdekanleyexiaoyiyan,guyitigaoleyuqi:“shi,furen,womashangquban。”

shuowan,taduanzhepanzi,jianglimianderouhaobuliuqingdedaojinlelajitong。

liwanhengleyisheng,dandanshuodao:“youxielaji,jiugaidaodiao,jixuliuzhe,yezhihuibiansoubianchou。”

yexiaoyaozheya,jinniezhequantou,ruguobushitaliqitaixiao,zhijiadouyaojiangshouzhangcipole。

zheishihou,zhangmulianseyichen:“zenme,bufuqi?bufuqiganjinhewanqinglihun,biedanwutadexingfu。”

yexiaoyankuangyihong,sannianqian,yejiazaodaoxiaorenzaizang,cengjingxianheyishidejiazushunjianfenbenglixi,yejiadechoudiyefenfentiaochulaitongdaluoshuigou,neiduanshijian,tazhinengyinxingmaiming,dongduoxizang,guodeliangoudouburu。

ruobushihoulaisuwanqingzheigeweiyizhiqingrenzhaodaoleta,nianzaidangnianlaoyeziyouenyusujiadefenershang,jiutayiming,tahuoxuzaoyibeichoujiazhengsile。

suoyi,wulunzhangmuniangzaizenmechaofeng,tayerenle,suwanqingduitadeenqing,tayibeizidouhaibuqing。

huoxushuoxingfenle,zhangmunianghaixiangzaishuoliangju,danshizheishihou,yizhenmen**xiangqi。

shunjian,zhangmuniangmaosihuanlegerenside,lianshangdeyinyangguaiqixiaoshibujianle,luchuyigecixiangdexiaorong,qinziyingshangqu,jiangmendakai。

“wanqing,nihuilaila?gongzuobieneimexinku,kuaixiechifan,lianglejiubuhaochile。”

congmenlijinlaide,shiyigebiaoqingyouxielengbingbingdemeinv,tashencaigaotiao,xiangmaojingzhi,pifujiebaixini,fangfoxiangshihuazhongren。

zheigepiaoliangdebuxiangshizhenrendenvren,zhengshijianghaishisidameinv,yexiaomingyishangdelaopo,baicaotangshengwuzhiyaogongsidezongjingli,suwanqing。

suwanqingdianlediantou,momozuodaoyexiaoshenbianshengfanchi。

zhangmuniangjianliangrenkaoneimejin,bujinmeiyoukaixin,fanerlianseyibian,youxieyouyuandeshuodao:“wanqinga,tingshuonidajiedelaogongzuijinyoushengguanle,weileqingzhu,haisongletayikuaizumulv,madouxianmudebudele,ai,nizenmejiutanshangzheimeyigefeiwu?”

suwanqingkanleyexiaoyiyan,faxiantayijiudizhetou,yijujieshidoumeiyou,yanzhongluchuyisishiwang,caocaochiwanfanjiushuodao:“ma,woleile,xianhuifangjianxiuxile。”

shuowan,tafangfozaoyixiguanyexiaodewonangyang,yebuguanta,zhanqilaizoushanglou,zhongzhongdejiangfangjianmenguanshang。

dengsuwanqingyizou,zhangmuniangdelianseyihei,youhuifuleyikaishidemoyang,fangxiakuaizishuodao:“chiwanfanbawanxile,sujiabuyangfeiren。”

yexiaozhinengdianlediantou,yingleyisheng,jiukaishiganzheixiebenlaishipurengandehuo。

tagandehenxinku,yinweitaliqihenxiao,biyunshendouyaoxiaodeduo。

dengyexiaoxiwanwan,youdasaoleyixiaweisheng,shijianyijinghenwanle。

tafangxiashoushangdehuo,bucixinku,yefeilideduanzheyigejiemanreshuidelianpen,zoujinlesuwanqingdefangjian。

suwanqingganggangxiwanzao,huanshangleyitaozisedeshuiyi,zheishihou,youxieyonglankaozaichuangtoukanshoujishangdexinxi。

tajianyexiaojinlai,zhoulezhoumei,wendao:“shenmeshiqing?”

yexiaoyouxiebuhaoyisi:“wozhidaogongsizuijinchulexuduomafan,nikendingxinkuhuaile,woyebuzhidaogaizuoxiesha,xiangzhebangnixigejiao。”

suwanqingqiaomeiyihan,dankanzheyexiaowonangdemoyang,buzhishigaishengqihaishigaitiliang,zhinengtanlekouqi,zuodaochuangbian,jiangyuzucongbeiwolishenchulai:“yaoxikuaidianxi。”

yexiaojianzhuang,mangduanzhepenzizouguoqu,wozhuneishuangrounendeyuzu,renzhendexileqilai。

shishishang,suwanqingsuiranshitalaopo,danshitaconglaimeiyoupengguotadeshenzi,liangrenweiyidejiechu,kongpajiushitabangtaxijiaole。

taxidehenyongxin,yehenxiaoxin,suwanqingdeshentisanfachuyigudandandexiangqi,zaitabijianyingrao。

dengxihao,yexiaoduanzhepenzizouchuqu,zheishihou,shenhoudejiarentanxiyikou,yuqirouruoxialai:“yexiao,xiexieni,zuijinwoyouxielei,nibangwoxijiao,wohuanjielexuduo。”

yexiaozichaoyixiao,shuodao:“wozheigefeiren,xianzaiweiyinengzuodao,yejiushibangnixigejiaole。”

shuowan,talikailewoshi,jiangshuidaodiao,huidaolezijidefangjian――yijianyuanbenshijipurenzhunbeidexiafang。

dengguanshangmen,yexiaocailuchuyisibugan。

sannianqian,jiazubeimieshi,tabuzhidaoshenmeyuanyin,turandeleyizhongguaibing,shentibiandeshifenxuruo,shenzhiburuyigexiaohai,zouliangbulujiuhuichuan。

suoyitaxianzaishimingfuqishidewonangfei,tahena,henzheilaotianyebugongping,ruciduidaita!

“weiyinengpeibanwode,jiushengzheimeiyupeile,ma,woxiangnile。”

wodaozaichuang,niezheshouxinmuqinliuxiadeweiyiyiwu,yexiaoshuangyanhanlei。

naneryouleibuqingdan,zhishiweidaoshangxinchu。

leishuishunzheyexiaodelianpang,huanhuandiluozaiyupeishang,zheigeshijie,duiyexiaozuiwenroudeneigeren,xianzaiyijingsile。

yexiaohongzheyan,momofashi,biejitajihui,fouze,tayaorangchourenzhidaoshenmejiaoxuezhaixuechang!

zheishihou,shouzhongyupeituransanfachuyizhenqiangliedeguang,guangmang,jiuzheiyanghaowuzhengzhaodeshexiangleyexiao……