“a，tajiushiyetian！”
“wotingshuoguotademingzi，jushuotashiguoshouyeshenyidedichuan！”
lianningroudoujingyadezhangdazuiba，luchuchongbaidemuguang，nannandao：“yuanlaitajiushiyetian，chuanshuozhongtianfuyibingdexiaoshenyia。”
yetiandeminghaobaochulaiyihou，ganggangzhiyiderenfenfenshiqudebishanglezuiba。
**gengshiruhuozhibao，tahuangmangzhanqilai，kenqiuyetiandao：“xiaoshenyi，qingninchushoujiujiuxuzongba，ganggangshiwobudui，wobugaizhiyininde。”
yetianbaibaishou，yifudedaogaorendemoyang：“wufang，nimenburenshiwo，zhiyijijudaoyezhengchang。dourangkaidian，tengchukongjian，rangwoweitashizhen。”
zhongrenlianmangrangkaihou，yetianhuanhuanzouguoqu。
tadakaitieshendaizhedeshepidaizi，conglimianquchuyipaixiruniumaodeyinzhen，jiezhetachekaixuzhihaodeyifuluchuxiongkou。
hu，yetianshenxiyikouqi，bujiantayoushenmedongzuo，shouzhongdeyinzhenquerutongshoudaoleganzhaodouranbengzhi。
zheiyimurangzhongrenkanzhileyanjing。
“神乎其技啊！”
“guoranbukuishixiaoshenyi！”
zhongniannanzixingfendao：“yeshaozheishiyaoshizhantadedumenjueji，taiyishenzhen！”
dajiadouyipianfeiteng，fenfendengyuanyanjing，yaojianshiyetiandeshenqiyishu。
kewuyongkandaoyetiandedongzuo，meitouqueculeqilai。
不好！
tahuranqiangqianyibu，zaiyetianyaoxiazhendeshihou，mengdeqianzhuleyetiandeshouwan，hedao：“zhushou，nibushizaijiuta，nishizaishata！”
wuyongyijuhua，dunshijiangsuoyourendemuguangdouxiyinguolai。
dajiafenfenyongkanguaiwuyibandemuguangkanzheta，renqunligengshichuanlaiyitongwuqingchaofeng。
“你说什么？”
“xiaoshenyizaisharen！kaishenmewanxiao！”
“congnaermaochulaidedoubi。”
yetianjingchaleyixiahou，taiqitoumiaolewuyongyiyan，xuanjizuijiaotiaoqiyimolengxiao，neixiaozhongfenmingdaizhebiyizhise。
原来是那个饿死鬼。
“nizhibuzhidaowoshishei！nijuranganzhiyiwodeyishu！”yetianningwangzhewuyonglenghedao。
“wowuyizhiyinideyishu，zhishinizheiyangxiazhen，dequehuihailetademing。”wuyongyuqiqiansuoweiyoudeningzhong。
“hehe，xiaohua，woyetianconglaizhiyouzhibingjiuren，nayouhairendedaoli。”
yetianaoranyiyangshou，dao：“songkainideshou，fouzedanwulebingrenjiuzhi，zerennikedandaibuqi！”
zhongniannanziyedengzhewuyong，fuhedao：“jiushi，youyexiaoshenyizai，naliyongniduoguanxianshi，kuaigundaoyibianqu。”
yiqunrenduizhewuyongdahuxiaojiao，yipangdeningroubuleyile。
tazhudongzhanchulaiweiwuyongshuohua：“nimenbuyaokanbuqirenhaobuhao，wuyongtayeshiyisheng，yishuhenhaode。tashuodeweibijiumeiyoudaoli，huoxutayougenghaodebanfazhihaoxuzongni！”
“ta？”yetianbiyidesaolewuyongyiyan，wendao：“nishinageyiyuande？”
wuyongdao：“wobushiyiyuande，xianzaizaiyixueyuandushu。”
yetianqingmiedeshuodao：“hehe，yuanlaihaishigexuesheng，wowenni，nipengdaoguodezuijishoudebingshishenme？”
wuyongxianglexiang，taitoukanlekanningrourushidao：“tongjing。”
什么！痛经！
quanchangxianshiyileng，jiezherenbuzhuhongxiaoqilai。
“呵呵。”
“tiandadexiaohua，yigeyixueyuandexuesheng，zhiguodezuijishoudebingshitongjing，juranganlaizhiyiwo！wosansuixueyi，qisuizuozhen，shiqisuixiangyujiangnanshi，wozhiguoderenmeiyouyiwanyeyoubaqian。”
“wushuyinanzazhengbeiwogongke，wushurenbeiwocongguimenguanlahuilai，zheicaidelegexiaoshenyideminghao。niyoushenmezigegenwotanzhibingjiuren，xiangunhuixuexiaoqu，banideshulaolaoshishinianwanba。”
yetianzhijiejiangwuyongdeshoushuaikai，zailandekanwuyongyiyan。
tazixinjijuhuazuyirangwuyongyanmiansaodi，zaimeilianzaizheilidaixiaqu。
人群中也叫好连连。
“小神医牛逼。”
“zheixiaozixianzaikendingzicanxingkuileba。”
“haiganzaiyetianmianqianzhuangbi，zheixiakehao，liandoubeichouzhongle。”
zhongrendouzaixiangzheixiaozishigedoubiba，haishigexuesheng，juranganzaixiaoshenyiyetiandemianqianzhuangbijianzhijiushizhaochou，gujimashangjiudehuiliuliugundanle。
qiliao，wuyongquezhishihengleyisheng，miqiyanjingdao：“jiaruoniyiyiguxing，daihuieryidinghuihouhui。”
后悔个毛啊。
renqunkanwuyongdeyanshenyuefaxianqi。
zheixiaozihaizhenshibujianguancaibuxialei，feiyaobalianchoudexueroumohucaikenrenshuma。
ningroucikelianzhangdetonghong。
neixieshuluowuyongdehua，luozaitadeerduoli，jiugenshuluotachabuduo。
bijingtaganggangcaizhanchulaiweiwuyongshuoguohua。
tayexiangzhanchulaizaiweiwuyongbianjieliangju，kegenbenzhanbuzhujiaogen，wulunzilihaishimingqi，wuyonggenyetiangenbenwufaxiangtibinglun。
**yekanbuxiaqule，tayuqidanmodeshuodao：“xiaohuozi，nikuaiqikai，buyaodanwuyexiaoshenyiweiwomenxuzongyizhi。yaoshixuzongzhenyoushenmesanzhangliangduan，nikefubuqizheigezeren！”
takeyiqiangdiaolezuihoujigeziyan，mingxiandaizheyisiweixiedeyiwei。
wenyan，wuyongdandandeqishen。
“hao，jirannimendoubuxiangxin，neizanmenjiuzouzheqiaoba。”
说完他站到了一旁。
renqunyoushitoulaiyizhenbiyidemuguang，daoxianzaihaiganzaiyetianmianqianzhuangbi，daihuierkanyetianbubanidelianchouchengzhutou。
weiyouningrouyaozhezuichun，zaiwuyongerpanqingshengshuodao：“woxiangxinni。”
tadeshengyinhenxiao，henmingxiandiqiyebushihenzu。
dantayijingbawuyongdangchengtadehaopengyou，zaizheizhongshihouzuoweihaopengyou，tashiyidingyaoguliwuyongde。
wuyongchaotawenroudexiaoxiao，shuo：“xiangxinwojiuduile，daihuieryoutakudeshihou。”
**piepiezui，landezaigenwuyongzhengzhixiaqu。
tacuicuyetiandao：“yexiaoshenyi，jiurenyaojin，qingninganjinchushouba。”
yetianchenshengdao：“hao。”
tazhongxinniehaoshoulideyinzhen，xiruniumaodeyinzhenzaidubengzhi，jiezheruhudiechuanhuabanbeitaqingsongciruxuzhihaoxiongkoudejichudaxuezhizhong。
suihou，yetianzaixiyikouqi，luchuqiansuoweiyoudeningzhongzhitai，aigeyongshouzhizaimeiyigenyinzhenhouqingqingyidan。
嗡。
银针自行抖动起来。
全场看的目瞪口呆。
“烧山火！”
“zheijiushiyejiadejueji，shichuanyijiudetaiyishenzhena！”
zhongniannanzigaoshenghelejiju。
dajiafenfenluchuhuangrandeshense，yuanlaizheijiushitaiyishenzhen，guoranmingbuxuchuan。
jibianmeiyoujigerendongdezhongyiqueyedoubeiciqingcijingsuozhenhan。
“taiyishenzhendouyongshangle，xuzongkendingmashangjiuhuixingle。”
“daihuierwokanneixiaozilianwangneierge。”
“suoyishuoa，renguiyouzizhizhiming，qianwanbuyaomeishierzhaochou。”
chiguaqunzhongdeyiyangyangdepingjiaqilai，fangfoyijingkandaoleyetianzhihaoxuzhihaodeqingjing。zhiyoushaoshujigerenzhuyidao，xuzhihaodeliansesihuyuelaiyuecha，yetiandeetoushangbuzhidaoshenmeyihouyijinghanzhumibu。