第一章 被猪撞来的系统

shangwu10dian,huaguonongyedaxue,dongwuyixueyuan。

yitoubiaofeitizhuangdeheizhucongyitiaoxiaolujisuchongchu。

qihougenzhesangechuanzhebaidaguadexuesheng,zhengjichibailiandikuangzhui。

“学长!别跑啊!”

“wodeqimozuoyequankaonila!”

“bierangxuezhangchongjingebihongshumiaoshiyantian,neixiemiaokeshishangguotaikongde!”

zaixiaoludeguaijiaochu,xiehoupozhengyouxiandeqizhediandongche,zhunbeiquwangtushuguan。

shangwudeyangguangsazaitapingpingwuqidelianshang,wennuanqieyi,sihaomeiyouyujianjijianglailindeweixian。

zhijianneiheizhudesitifangfoshenglefeng,mengdiyigeguowanpiaoyi。

“嘭!”

diandongchebeiheizhuzhuangfei,wugudexiehoupodunshishizhong,danaokongbai。

xiayimiao,yirenyizhuyijingshuangshuangyundaozailushang。

ticechengjiyitahutudesangexuedizheicaiqichuanyuyudizhuileguolai。

“buhao,xuezhangzhuangdaoxuezhangle!”

“kuaibaxuezhangsongquxiaoyishi!”

“送哪个学长?”

“dangranshiliangtiaotuineige!sitiaotuineigesonghuishiyanshi!”

xiehoupodeerduonengtingdaozheixieshengyin,quelianzhengyandeliqidoumeiyou。

yishimohuzhiji,tadenaohaizhongchuxianlejixingxinxi:

“dongwuyiliaoxitongbangdingchenggong”

“qidongxinshoudalibao,gongxinihuodeyudongwuxinlinggoutongdenengli”

“ps:cinengliduirenleiwuxiao”

……

buzhiguoleduojiu,xiehoupoganjuexiongkoubeishenmedongxizhongzhongyazhu,kuaichuanbuguoqilai。

惊醒睁眼。

yuanlaishiyiliangsanhuafeimaozhengpazaixiongkou。

xiehouporenshita,zheizhisanhuamaoshixiaoyimensanyangdetuanchong,yizaixiaoyishihunchihunzhule5nian。

zhenyaolunqilai,zheisanhuamaosuandeshangxiehoupodexuejie。

biekansanhuaxuejiezhangdeyuangungun、hantaikejude,qixingkedazheni,congburangrenherenludaotayigenhaomao。

sheiganqiangluxuejie,jiushiyidunlianhuanmaomaoquansihou。

yincisanhuaxuejieyoubeixichengwei“yimeidaicierdegaolengxuejie”。

haozainongdadexueshengmendoudanchunshanliang(qingchezhongdaizheyuchun),duisanhuaxuejieyoujifenjingzhong,meiyourenganqingbota。

xiangdaozheili,xiehoupoyouyihuole,zenmezheimeidaicierdegaolengxuejiehuizhudongwozaizijixiongkoushang?

是恩赐?还是惩罚?

zheishiyigeyansudewenti。

zaizixiyikan,sanhuaxuejiedeyankuangjinsuo,zuibajinzhang,sihuzairennaishenmetongku。

taqingqingdihengleyisheng,xiehoupomingbailetadeyisi。

tazaishuozijidejiaojiaohaotong。

原来是来求助的。

“xuejie,jiwokankannidejiao。”

xiehoupobaoqisanhuamao,congbingchuangshangzuoleqilai,jianchatadesizhi,faxiantazuobianqianzhideroudianlizhajinleyigenmuci。

mucizhadebijiaoshen,buxikangenbenkanbuchulai。

“xuejie,nidejiaoshangyougenmuci,renrenbiedong,wobangnibaxiaociquchulai。”

xiehouponiezhesanhuamaodederoudian,jiangmucijichutou,zaiyiguzuoqi,bacibalechulai。

zheimucijiejinbanlimizhang,**hou,sanhuamaorushizhongfu。

xiehoupozirandifangxiasanhuamao。

“好了!哎?”

zheishi,tacaiganjueyoushenmebuduijing。

“woganggang,shibushitingdongmaomaodeyuyanle?”

xiehoupozhuantoukanxiangsanhuamao。

sanhuamaotaizheyuanyuandepangnaodai,tongkongyuanliuliu,heiheiliangliangde,yemingxiannengkanchulaizhenjing:

tamiaoleyisheng,yisishi:

“benmiaozhongyunengtingdongrenhuale?!”

xiehoupozaicitingdongletadeyisi,jingxi:

neixitong,jingranshizhende!

zijizhendenenghedongwuwuzhangaigoutongle。

zuoweiyimingdongwuyixueyuandawuxuesheng,nenggouhuodedongwuyiliaoxitong,dangranshiyijianzhidekaixindeshi。

buguo,zheixitongyetaiqiangzhile,doubuzhengqiudangshirendeyiyuanma!

“系统?”

“ninengbunengchulaiyixia?”

……

没有回应。

xiehoupofuekuxiao,he,zheixitongyezhenshide。

zhengwunaishi,yigechuanzhebaidagua,gezigaotiao,daizhejinsibianyanjingdenvxiaoyizoulejinlai。

“tongxuenixingle,xianzaiganjuezenmeyang?”

nvxiaoyideyinsehenqingleng,ruxiarisuibing。

“ganjuebuchulaishenme,yisheng,wodenaoziyoumeiyoushenmeyichang?”

xiehoupomomonaodai,meiyouwaishang。

“jinizhaolenaobuct,guanchalaikan,yiqiezhengchang,meishenmewenti。”

nvxiaoyishuozhejiangctjieguodijixiehoupokan。

“naoshizhiweijianyichangmiduqu,genaoshi、naochidaxiaoxingtaixianshizhengchang,zhongxianjiegoujuzhong,luguweijianyichang。”

zheiyangyikan,queshimeishenmewenti。

xiehoupofangxinduole,songlekouqi,yeqingxingzijidailetoukui。

“duile,zhuangwodeneitouzhu,tazenmeyangle?”

“tingshuojiushiqingweinaozhendang,meiyoudaai,xiuyangyizhenjiuhaole。”

nvxiaoyiyuqipingjing,youbuchongdao:

“nideyiyaofei,neijigeyangzhudetongxueyijingfuguole,xianzaitamenzhengaixiaolingdaopiping,shuowandianzaiguolaigennipeilidaoqian。”

“daoqianjiububile。fanzhengwoyemeishi。”

xiehoupofeichangqingchu,zaidongyixueyuan,shenmezhupaole、yangliule,doushijiachangbianfandeshi。

tadasanneinianyeshishoubaniufangpaoguo,quanzurendouzhuibushang,zuihouhaishiniuzijibeishitoubandao,caibeitaihuiqude。

zheishi,buzhishenmeshihouchuqudesanhuaxuejie,diaozheyimeishuyehuilaile。

tatiaoshangbingchuang,jiangshuyefangzaixiehoupodeshouxin。

意思是付诊金。

yuanlai,sanhuaxuejiezaojiuguanchadao,renleikanbingdeshihou,douhuifujiyiyuanzhiyiyangdedongxi,laizuoweibaochou。

suoyitagangcaiteyiquwaimian,congcongxunlaiyipianxiangduihaokandeshuye,zuoweizhenjinfujixiehoupo。

zaitayanli,zheishuyeyaobirenleiyongdezhihaokanduole。

xiehoupoweixiaoshouxiashuye,momosanhuaxuejiededanaodai,xinlizhikuata,zhencongming。

sanhuaxuejiegetdaoxiehoupodeyisi,houlonglifachuyuyuede“huluhulu”sheng。

zheiwubiyouaideyimu,beiyipangdenvxiaoyijinshouyandi。

nvxiaoyibiaomianbolanbujing,xinliqueshifanjiangdaohai。

zuoweiyigeshenjumaomaokong,zheiliangmao,tayiqiaoqiaoweileyinianduole,maotiaodonggangezhongtaohao。

ranerbieshuoshoudaoliwu,lianmaomaodoumeiyoujihuimodaoyigen。

kee,tazenmehuigenzheigetongxueruciqinre?!

zheigetongxueyoushenmemolima?

不解!羡慕,嫉妒!

“wokeyihuiqulema?”xiehoupoyuqishenxiachuang。

“ng。”nvxiaoyidianledianjidudetou。

qishitahaixiangwenwenxiehoupo,jiujingyaozenmezuocainengfuhuosanhuamaodefangxin。

danshi,gaolengjinyuderenshebuyunxutazheimezuo,zuizhongzhidebahuayanjinduzili。

xiehoupozouchuxiaoyishi,tianbianyijinganxialai。

taqingxingshentiwuyang,mingtianyizaojiuyaoqushixibaodao,qidaiyiqieshunli。

zheishi,yigequanshenchaopaidehuangmaonansheng,linzheshuiguolan,fengfenghuohuodichongdaotamianqian。

一脸担忧道:

“houpoer,tingshuonibeizhuzhuangle!”