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我差点被气笑。
“yaowopeichangyekeyi，nixianbazhiqiannonghuaidesijinhaiyouqunzipeijiwo。”
suqingbaliangzhihuazhishuyangzaiqinshi，conglaibuguanjinlongzi，rentamensichuluanpao。
youyici，yizhihuazhishuliujinwodeyiju，yaohuailemamasongwodesijin。
haiyoumeiduojiuqian，tianqibianleng，suqingpalengdaotadeshubao，zhijienalewodequnziqujitadawo。
shihoubeiwofaxian，tayebuyiweiyi。
“fanzhengniyebuzenmechuan，wonalaiyongyixiazenmele？”
“nizhishimeileyitiaoqunzi，kewodeshubaomenyaoshimeiyouzheigewo，huilengside！”
shiyouyebangzhetashuohua，rangwobietaijijiao。
woyuanbenxiangzhe，dajiahaiyaoyiqixiangchusinian，naodetaijiangyebuhao，suoyiyizairenrang。
xianzaixiangqi，shangbeizizhenshichuntoule！
wodakaishoukuanma，“sijinshiwomajiwotebiedingzhideshengriliwu，jiashangqunziyigongwuqian。”
suqingbiaoqingyijiang，“zheidouyijingshiguoquduojiudeshile？nizenmezheimejinjinjijiao！”
“wosuikoushuojuhua，nidounengyaoxiewopeichang，wokeshibeininonghuailedongxi——”
“pingshenmebunengjijiao？”
我冷笑着反问。
suqingshuobuguowo，zhihaotuirang，“nei......wobuyongnipeile，zongxingleba？”
“不行。”
woqingqingyixiao，“xianzaishiwoyaonipeichangwodesunshi。”
jiansuqingshuobuguo，fangyaxinlikezhanchulai，“dajiadoushishiyou，qingqingtagangcaijiushikaigewanxiaoeryi，nimeibiyaoduoduobirenba？”
mingmingyiqiansuqingdehuazhishudaoluanshi，tameishaosixiazhaowobaoyuan，cuanduowochutou。
xianzaidaoshizhuangshanghaorenle。
wozhijiebashoukuanmaliangdaotamianqian，“neiburan，nititaji？”
fangyaxinlianseyihei，bushuohuale。
woyelandezaibaiche，zhijiedao：“yaome，nixianzaipeiqian。”
“yaome，wozhijielianxidaoyuanguolaijiwomenpingpingliyexing。”
qinshimingqueguidingbunengyangchongwu，zhenbadaoyuanzhaolai，taneiliangwoxiaolaoshukendingyaozaoyang。
daoshihou，shuobudinghaiyaochufen。
suqingyehenqingchuzheiyidian，zhihaotuoxie，yaozheyafulekuan。
womanyidipahuichuangshang，kaishiyongshoujiwusefujindekongzufang。
zheishi，jiutingfangyaxinxiangsuqingtiyi。
“qingqing，wojuedezanmenkeyibazheixieshubaobaoyangda，ranhouzaidangchongwumaichuqu......”
“zheiyangjinengjitamenzhaoyigejia，younengzhuandaoqian。”
“shuobuding，hainengkaozheigechuangyechenggongni！”
suqingtingzheyejuedeyoudaoli，zhuantouquxingchongchonggentahejiqilai。
wotingzheliangrenyueshuoyuejidong，fangfoyijingkandaoletongguoyiwoxiaolaoshunianrubaiwandeweilai，wushenglengxiao。
woyehenxiangkankan，meiwoquanzu，tamenhuizhetengchushenmeyangdexiachanglai！
yitianhou，wozhaohaofangzibanlechuqu。
suiranfangzuhuiguiyixie，danfangjianlibuhuiyoudaochuluanpaodehuazhishu，wodeyifuhuazhuangpinyebuhuizaibeihurandiaozou。
yixialianshuimianzhiliangdouhaolexuduo。
zhidaobangeyuehou，suqingbaozheyiwoxiaolaoshu，laiqiaoxianglewodemen。
neixiexiaolaoshugetouyijingzhangdalebushao，hunshenzhangchuhuimao，zaibudadezhixianglidaochuluancuan。
wodakaimenkandaodeshunjian，qileyishenjipigeda。
suqingbazhixiangwangwomianqianyidi，“anan，suirannizhiqianchadianshanghailewodeshubaomen，danwohaishiyuanyijiniyigejihui。”
我：“？”