第4章 剃头挑子一头热(1974字)

“aiyo,nimenkuaikan,womenxuexiaodexiaohuaxianzaixiangshenme?”sanyuanbingfangnei,jigenvshengweizhebingchuang,xixihahade。

“laihama,hehe—hehe,yerouxianzaijiushiyizhichouloudelaihama。”yigemaliannvshengshouwuzudaodebihuazhe。

“**,ganhewosunpeipeiqiangnanren,huogai!”weishoushencaigaotiao,wanghongliannvshengmanlianjifeng,dangran,gengduodeshixingzailehuo。

“sunpeipei,wozhidaokendingshinizhishirengande,wobuhuifangguoni。”yerouyanliqinmanleleishui,sisididingzheduifang。

“dui,jiushiwozhishirengande,keshiniyouzhengjuma?meizhengjuyougepiyong,niyaowoa!”sunpeipeiyilianaoran,genbenmeibayeroufangzaiyanli。

yinweisunpeipeizhidao,yerouchuleyigegege,jiumeiyouqitaqinrenle,erneigegegeyinweifanleqiangjianzui,yijingruyu。

duiyuzheizhongwuquanwushihaimeiyourenhebeijingderen,jiusuanwangsiliqifudoumeishi。

“ruguoyougegezaishenbiandouhaoa,gegekendingbuhuirangrenqifuwo。”kanzheyanqiansunpeipeixiaozhangbahudeyangzi,yerouhaowubanfa。

zicongfumuchushi,yizhidoushigegeshouhuziji,gegeshizijidetian。

gegeshiyezuihuihuangdeneixienian,yeshizijizuikaixinde,zhiyaozijixihuandedongxi,wulunshishenme,gegedouhuimaijiziji。

keshi,houlaigegechushile,langdangruyu,bieshubeichafengle,gongsiyemeile,tacongxiaogongzhuchengweileluopodeyeyatou。

tacengjingchangshiqiuren,keximeiyourenherenyuanyibangta。

qiongzainaoshiwurenwen,fuzaishenshanyouyuanqin,zheijuhuayongdaotashenshangsuanshiqiadaohaochu。

ruguobushilidaorantoutoujiejiletayixie,tazaojiulunweiqigaile。

tacengjingxiangqujianyukangege,quemeiyoulegegedexinxi,yourenshuo,gegeyijingbeisongdaoleqitajianyuzhong,jutizainali,sheiyebuzhidao。

houlai,yeroujiuyouyigexiangfa,nulixuexi,churentoudi,daoshihouwulungegezainali,tadouyaozhaodaozijidegege。

keshi,tabureshi,pianpianyoumafanzhudongzhaoshangmen。

yerouzixiaojiushimeirenpeizi,shanglechuzhongkaishi,jiuyouhenduorenzhuiqiuyerou,zhibuguodoubeitajujue。

yizhidaoshanglegaozhong,sunpeipeixihuandeneigenanshengpinmingzhuiqiuyerou。

sunpeipeirenwei,ruguomeiyouyeroudehua,neigenanshengkendinghuixihuanziji,suoyisunpeipeiduiyerouxialehenshou,gurenhuileyerouderongmao。

“nimenyiqishang,**tadeyifu,woyaojitapaijizhangzhaopian,fadaoluntan,jitayangmingliwan!”zhenmeixiangdao,yeroudouyijingzheiyangle,sunpeipeiyijiumeidasuanfangguota。

“nimensheiganguolai,wojiuhesheipinming。”yerouyanjingdouhongle,sisididingzhetamen。

“aiyo,**dehehusheia,jintianbudanyaojinipaizhaopian,wohaiyaojinibaijigezaoxing。”congtoudaowei,sunpeipeidoumeibayeroufangzaiyanli。

zaisunpeipeikanlai,jiranyaozheng,neijiuwangsilizheng,jiangyeroucaizaijiaodixia,yongyuandoubiexiangfanshen。

“哥!”

yankansunpeipeitamenweishangle,yerouhurandengdaleyanjing,yiliannanyizhixin。

“hehe—hehe,xiao**tinghuilaishide,zheigeshihoujingrannaqiangjianfangegehehu......”sunpeipeimanlianbiyi。

zhishihuameishuowan,jiujuedeboziyijin,zhenggerenyijingbeilingkongningleqilai。

“woshitage,tameihehuni。”yejunfengqingyundan,kanbuchubanfenqingxubodong。

“ge,ge,zhendeshinima?nihuilaile!”kanzheyanqianmoshengeryoushuxidemiankong,yerouyanzhongleishuizaiyekongzhibuzhudiliulexialai。

“wojinggaoni,wogeshisunhaoran,chengnankangbazi,nigandongwoyigenhanmao,wogedouhuirangniqiushengbudeqiusi......”napabeiyejunqiazhubozi,sunpeipeiyebupa。

tabanchulezijidegege。

“轰—”

huayinweiluo,sunpeipeiyijingbeiyejunzhongzhongdizazailedishang。

“噗嗤—”

yizhangzui,jiupenchuyikouxue。

yejunwushisunpeipei,zoudaoleyeroubingchuangqian。

sunpeipeineijigebangshou,yigegejingkongduoxiangpangbian。

“哥!”

yerouyixiazipudaoleyejunhuaizhong,duonianlaidesinian,weiquyigunaofaxielechulai。

“shayatou,yougezai,congjinwanghou,sheidoubiexiangqifuni。”

yejunxintengdimolemoyeroudeqinshou。

yerousihuxiangdaoleshenme,shentiyizhan,tuikaileyejun,jijimangmangshuodao:“ge,sunpeipeitagehenlihai,zanmenrebuqide,nikuaizou。”

duiyuyeroulaishuo,zhiyaonenggoukandaozijigege,tajiuxinmanyizule。

“ranggexiankankannidelian!”yejunkanzheyeroubeiliusuanfushidelian,taxinyizhencitong。

haihao,jinjinfushilebiaomianyiceng,yejunshaoshaosongleyikouqi,kanxianglelinglong:“heiyugaodailema?”

heiyugao,neishizaishenyuanzhongtongguodongwujinghuatilianchulai,nvrentumozailianshang,keyimeirongyangyan,pingshiyixiebahen,zhiyaotumoshangheiyugao,doukeyihuifuruchu,kanbuchubandianshanghen。

linglongchulechuanghuozhiwai,tazuidadexingqujiushinongyixieqiqiguaiguaidedongxizhuanqian。

heiyugaojiushilinglongyanjiuchulaide,muqianzaishehuishangjiweiliuxing。

zhibuguo,shichangshangdeheiyugaohelinglongdeheiyugaoyouyousuobutong。

keyishuo,linglongsuishendaideheiyugao,naishizhengzongjipinheiyugao,waimianshoumaideneizhongheiyugao,naishixishilewushubei,xiaoguoyuanyuanburuqianzhe。

“ge,heiyugaomeiyongde。”yeroubingbuzhiqing,tashenseyouxieanran。

nvhaizizuiaimeile,youqiyerouzheizhongbenlaijiushiguosetianxiangdemeishaonv,huirongduitalaishuo,jiweicanku,xiangdangyuyaoletabantiaoming。

“xiaozizi,fangxinba,wozheiheiyugaokendingyouyong。”linglongyibenzhengjingdishuodao。

tingdaozheigechenghu,yejunmanlianheixian。

linglongyanglehenduochongwu,yonglinglongdehualaishuo,doushitadexiaozizi。

“nishiwogedenvpengyouma?”kanzheyanqianruobujinfeng,queyouzhangdehenhaodelinglong,yeroulengbudingmaochuyiju。

“qishiwojuedetingbanpeide。”

linglongyibianbangyeroutumoheiyugao,yibianyoudianxiuxiudishuoleyiju。

maosiyoudiandafeisuowen,yerouyeshilengleleng:“shenmeyisi?”

“titoutiaoziyitoure!”

玲珑文绉绉地回了。