“shi……shinimamarangwozheimehande,nibiehewo。”wohedejiaoxiadadou,weihaoxiangbeishenmezuanzhuleyiyang,yizhendeehan。
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tadechunminzhulewodeerchui,yinlengdexiaole,“meiguanxi,nihezhehezhejiuxiguanle。”
啊呸!
sheihezhehezhehuixiguana。
takeshiyijujiangshi,wodandouyaohepole。
buguo,yilushanghuiqudouhenshunli。
beishangneigenanzi,yemeizenmesaoraowo。
huidaotajiali,wulimianfangzheyikoubaisedezhihudeguancai。
laotaitaizhengzaiyixiangqianshangxiang,shangwanlexiangzhihouwanghuopenlirengjizhangzhiqian,zuilisuisuinianniande,“qingxuana,mamajinizhaolegehaoponiang。niyaoshidixiayouzhi,jiuhuilaibataquleba。”
shenshentaotaodedeyangzi,rangwohenbunenglikebatuitaopao。
“wo……wohuilaile,ninhaixuyaowozuoshenmema?”zaimenkouzhanlexujiu,wocaiguqiyongqishuohua。
tashaowanlezhi,miaolewoyiyan,“batafangjinguancaili,gaishangguangai。”
“haode。”woyanleyikoukoushui,beiduizheguancai,qingqingdebashishenfangjinqu。
dengdaoshishendaoleguancaibanlimian,wocainengganjuedaotachenzhongdefenliang,keshifangcaibeizaibeishangdeshihouqueshiganjuetahenqing。
guancaili,tashuangmujinbi。
shenziyidongbudongde,daoshibuxiangshihuizhashideyangzi。
tayougenshihuanbinvyiyangchaqianwo,“gaiguangai。”
gaishangleguangai,tajiurangwojiyixiangshangxiang。
ranhou,conglongzilizhuachuyizhigongji。
gongjijiaobozishangxiletiaohongxian,youwangwoshouwanshangbangjinle。
rangwogenyizhigongji,guoleyintang。
yejiushigudairenbaitangchengqinneiyang,yibaitiandi,erbaigaotang,fuqiduibaineizhong。
nongwanzheixie,wojiudebaozheyizhanbaidengguoye。
jushuowoshoulidezheizhanbaidengshiwozhangfuliuqingxuandemingdeng,zhiyaoshoudaotianlianghailiangzhe,jiusuanwozheishifubuxianqiwokenshouruwofang。
shenshangdeshibing,yejiubuyaoeryule。
fouze,jiuhuihunshenkuilanersi。
wanshangfengda,huailidebaidengshizhihude。
limiandehuoguanghuminghuande,nongdewojinzhangdeyaosi。
zhinengcezheshenzi,dangzhuchuilaidefeng。
yizhenggewanshang,tadouanfenshoujidedaizaiguancaili。
zaibantoumingdezhiguancaili,qingxiudewuguankanqilaijingyouxiexudemiren。
yaoshitabushisiren,huoxuwojiumeineimehaipale。
kenengshentishizhendetaiguopibei,wojingbuzhibujuedekaozaibaxianyishangshuizhele。
yebuzhishuileduojiu,shenzihuranganjuedaolejixunuanyi。
jiantouhaiyouyizhongchenzhongdeganjue,woxinglaiyihuitou。
jiujiandaoyizhangwenrunruyudemianpang,tadeshougangganglikaiwogaizaiwojiantoudetanzi,zuijiaodaizheyisibingliangdexiaoyi,“laopo,nixingle?”
“gui——guia!”wodajiaoleyisheng,hedetoufadouyigengenshuqilaile。
tafengmouyimi,ningzhewodemianpang,“gui?yaobushiwoshouleni,nixianzaikongpayijingzaiyanwangdianle。haibukuaijiaoyishenglaogonglaitingting!”
叫他老公?!
woyaojiaoyigejiangshilaogong……
woyiliankuxiang,weinandekanzheta。
zheishihou,menwairenfanziqingangtuimenjinlai,shoulimianhainazhejizhangzhaopian,“wei,ruanxingfang。neitianmainidenvwaernizhengsilemei?wozheilihaiyouxuduohaohuo,nikankanhaiyoumeihexinyide。”
qingangjinmen,jiukandaowozuowangangbaiguoyintangdejiangshixianggong。
zuilidediaozhedeyandiaodaoledishang,hedeshimianwurense,“zha……zhashile?liuqingxuan,nidousilesannianle,nizenmehainengcongguancailipachulai!!”
“zheibudouyaoduokuilenima?jiwojieshaolezheimehaodexifu。”liuqingxuanzuijiaodaizheyisiguiyidexiaoyi,pailepaiqingangdejianbang。
zheiyipai,yemeiyongduoshaolidao。
qingangjiaoxiayiruan,zhijietanruanzaidishang,“xiongdia,ni……niyetaiherenle。woyiweiruanxingfangneigesilaotaipo,ta……tazhishizuozuoyangzipeiyinhun,xiangfazirangnihaiyang。mei……meixiangdaonizhendexingle……”
renfanziganleneimeduoshangtianhailidegoudang,yuanshitianbupadibupade。
cike,queshihededailekuqiangle。
shoulidezhaopian,sanluoleyidi。
fangjianli,chuanlaileyiguniaosaoweier。
xunderenzhitouteng,woquezhidaoshiqinganghedeniaokuzile,
“nihansheisilaotaipo?”liuqingxuanyanjingyimi,yandishanguoyisishaqi。
qingangshangxiayachizhidaduosuo,yibiandouzheyibiantaopaozhepachuqu,“wohanwozijidelaoniangsilaotaipo,nidongshenmenu!!ni……nibieguolai,bieguolai……”
gangpachulemen,tabianxunsuqishenyilukuangben,“jiuminga,liujiasilesanniandexiazierzizhashile。”
瞎子儿子?
zheimeshuo,liuqingxuanyiqianshixiazi。
wosaoleyiyantadeshuangmu,zhijuedezheishuangyanjingqingcherushui,mingliangyichang。
yidiandoubuxiang,xiazideyanjing。
buguo,kanneizhangbaizaiqiangjiaodeyizhao。
quehaishinengmingxiankanchulai,tashuangyandeguguai。
wodixiatou,jianqiledishangneixiebeiguaimaidenvhaidezhaopian,henmeijiecaodeshuodao:“zheimeduopiaoliangguniang,gegedoubiwopiaoliang。nizaizhenggekandeshangyande,fang……fangguowoba。”
suishouyifan,jingranfandaolelilinyudezhaopian。