第一章

zaicikandaoshoujishangdezheitiaoxinxideshihou,wozhidao,wozhongshengle。

shangyishi,wobalinshuangshuangdangchengshiwozuihaodepengyou。

tabuxiaoxinzaisushediuleyiwankuaizhihou,wohualelianggexiaoshideshijianquhetayiqimaxiaotou。

ketadiertianjiuhuaiyishiwotouletadeqian,bingyipengyouzhiminglaipuawohaitaqian。

woburenpohuaiwomenzhijiandeganqing,yushishengchijianyong,keyushijianquzuo**,haoburongyicaicougouleyiwankuaijita。

tafeidanmeiyouduiwobiaoshiganxie,haizhuantoujiuheqitatongxueshuo:

「nikan,wozaojiushuoguotashoujiaobuganjingle。」

yushi,wochenglesuoyourenyanlichoumingzhaozhudexiaotou,jiexialaidedaxuesannianbeisuoyourenguli,yigerenzhengtianmenmenbuleyiyuzaixin。woxinxiangzhetuiyibuhaikuotiankong,bianchuchurenrangtahezhouweirenduiwodeqiling。

meichengxiang,rendaozuihou,renchuleruxianaiwanqi,haimeibiyejiuyimingwuhule。

dengwosihou,wocaizhidao,linshuangshuangneiyiwankuaigenbenmeiyoudiushi。

yiqie,douzhibuguoshitadeyinmou!

zhonglaiyishi,wobujinyaojiechuantadeyinmou。

gengyaoweilewoderuxianerzhan!

去他爹的海阔天空!

「qingqing,wozaoshangjinifadexiaoxi,nikandaolema?」

zhenggeshangwu,wodoumeiyoulihuilinshuangshuang,suoyizhongwuyixiakehuidaosushezhihou,tabianjibukenaidilaizhaowo。

我摇摇头。

talianshangshunjianluchuyihuo:

「zenmehuimeiyoukandaoni?wozaoshangqueshijinifaleyitiaoxinxileya。」wokandaotajiwofadexinxile。

但我删了。

zheiyici,wojiushiyaodangzhesuoyourendemianbayiqiedoushuochulai,erbushixiangshangyishineiyangzhizaiwangshanghetagoutong,jitaduanzhangquyiquwuxianmoheiwodejihui。

wozhuangzuobuzhiqingdeyangzi,wentajiwofaleshenme。

tayikaishibukenzhijieshuochukou,ershiniuniunieniedibashoujididaowomianqian:「nizijikanba。」wobatajiwofadexinxiyiziyijudinianchulai,yindelingwailiangmingshiyoutoulaiqiyidemuguang。

hedetadunshibaotiaorulei:

「niganmayaonianchulaia!」

wozhidaotaweishenmezheimejinzhang。

yinweitazongxihuanzaiwairenmianqianyingzaoyizhonghewoshiguimidejiaxiang,jingchanggenbierenshuonanrenkeyibuyao,danshiguimibunengmeiyou。

zaijiashangwozuotianhetayiqimaxiaotoudeshihou,lingwailiangmingshiyouyekandaole。

rujinzhuantoujiuhuaiyizijideguimitouleqian,zheibushimingbaizhedazijidelianma?

zailingwailiangmingshiyoujingyademuguangzhong,wonulizhuangchuyifukelianshoushangdeyangzi,wendao:

「shuangshuang,nibushiyizhidoushuowoshinizuihaodepengyouma?erqiediuqianneitian,wobingbuzaiqinshi,niweishenmehuihuaiyiwoni?

「buhuishixiangpianqianba?」

kanzhelingwailiangmingshiyoutoulaiyiyangdeyanshen,linshuangshuanglianshangsuiranbuyue,danhaishifeijingdichechuyigexiaorong,couguolaihewotaojinhu。

「zenmehuini,wozhishisuikouyiweneryi,nibuyuanshuoyemeiyouguanxi。fanzhengyiwankuaiduiwolaishuoshixiaoqian,bujianjiubujianleba。」qiaotazheihuashuode,zizibutitou,zizidouzaishuowotou。

高明!

「haolahaola,dajiadoumangzijidequba,xiawuhaiyoukeni,bieweilewozheiyidianshierzhanyongdajiadeshijian。」linshuangshuangchilebie,meizaijixujiuzhezheijianshibufang,huidaochuangshanglashanglechuanglian。

danwozhidao,zheijianshimeineimerongyiguoqu。

zhongshengzhihou,wozixixiangguoyigewenti:yiwankuaibushixiaoshumu,linshuangshuangweishenmebuqubaojing?shenzhilianfudaoyuandoumeishuo。

houlai,wocaizhidao,zheiyiqiedouzhibuguoshitadezidaoziyan。

tamiaozhunleyiguanxihuanrenrangyouhaomianzidewo,suoyibashoushendaolewoshenshang,mudejiushiweilecongwoshenshanggaodaoqian,haonaqudatai!