tingjianyigebinglengerdanmodeshengyinxiangqi，nei“xiaopingtou”xianshiyijing，jidiaotou，jianyigecongyiliangjiujipucheshangxialaileyigechuanzheyishenjiujunzhuangderen。
suijitabianyishengqingmiedelengxiao：“yuanlaishisongsidelaile！”
huawan，yefengyidaoduiwudejinpang，mianxiangzheduiwuzhanding。
cishi，tadeyanjingpiaolezaiguangchangbianshangtingzhedeyiliangwuxibaomayiyan，jianlimianzuoleyigeyeshichuanzheyishenheiyifudezhongniannanren。
zheigenanrenyizhangyouheidedonggualianshangchongmanleshaqi。
kanqilai，cizuozaixiaocheliderenjiushineigeshenmimocedechenxiansheng
了！
“nijiushiyefengba？”nei“xiaopingtou”doudongzhebanbianliandejirouxixuedixiaowen。
叶枫点点头。
“yefeng，niyigerenlaizhendeshizhaosia！nishuo，nixiangzenmesi？shihewodegaoshoumendandadudouhaishirangwodexiongdimenjigeshang？yejiushishuonixiangkuaisihaishimansi？”“xiaopingtou”deyuqilichongmanleqingman。
“wobuxiangsi，wolaishiyaonimenside！”yefengqingqingdiyixiaodao。
“hahahaha…”guangchangshangxiaoshengshunjianbaopeng。
“hahahaha…yefengwonangfei，nikuaibiebalaozixiaosile！woxianzaitingkelianni，wojiuxiangwen，nijiumeiyoujigebangshouma？danfanyoujigebangshou，zhishaoyehuirangniduohuojifenzhonga！”
“wodangranyoubangshou。danshi，yongbuzhetamen，jiuwoyigerenbianzugoule！”yefenghaishiqingqingdiyixiaodao。
“heihei，kuang！goukuang！buguo，mashangwobianhuikandaoniqiushengbude，qiusibunengdecanyang！”“xiaopingtou”lengxiaozheyaoyashuodaozheili，bianyoutingdunleyixia，jixudao：“zheiyangba，woyebuqifuni，woxianjiaowogongfuzuiruodexiongdixianheniguoguozhao，zheiyang，zhishaoniyenengduohuoshilaifenzhong！”
“buxing！zheiyangtaimanle，daqitaibuguoyin！zaishuo，wobanimenjiejuehou，wohaiyaojingongsihenimendeqitazhaoqiandedifangjinidaohuile！nimenbuyeshiyaoqudaohuiwoyueyeyedegongsima！”
“heihei，nirucibuzhisihuo，neilaozijiuchengquanni！neiwojiuxianhansigedaniyige！”shuowan，tabianzhunbeihanzhanzaizuihoumian
yipaikaobiandesigedashou。
“buxing，sigetaishao！zheiyangyaoduojiucailebanimenjiejuewana！haishiquanbushangba！”
shuowan，yefengbianyishengzhangxiao，yixiazibianchongrulepailiezhengqiyanzhengdeduiwu！
tazheiyidadandejudong，lingsuoyoudedashoudoumeiyouxiangdao。
youqishi“xiaopingtou”yileng。suijibianqijibaihuaidijihu：“kuai，jiwoshasita！shasita！！shasi…”
raner，neituranchongjinfangzhenzhongdeyefeng，cishijingranxiangyigefaweidelaohuchongruleyangqun，zhijiantarenyinghuangdong，zhitingde“bababa”shengyinhe“dongdongdong”deshengyinbuduan，taliangbianderenbianershige，sanshigedidaoxia！
budaoshimiaozhong，yefengjiuturulefangzhendezhongxin！
zhanzaizhihuiweizhide“xiaopingtou”，jishishizhengdayanjingyekanbuqingyefengshizenyangbazijishouxiadegaoshoumendadaode！
zheiyefengdewugongtaiqiangle！
强得来夸张！
强得来离谱！
强得来不可理喻！
强得来无法无天！
强得来不可思议！
zhenggefangzhenzaitachongjinqudeshihoujiubeidaluandasanle！
jiuzaishimiaozhongzhinei，guangchangshangbiandaoxialeliangbairenzuoyou！
erqie，dabufenrendaoxiaqudoumeiyouleshengyin！
xianzai，guangchangshangzhishengxialejishigerenle，erqie，shengxiadezheijishigerenshigongfuzaizheiliangbaiduorenzhongzuihaode，danziyeshizuixiaode。
yefengxilideyanguangchao“xiaopingtou”wangqu。
nei“xiaopingtou”xinliyiduosuo，botuibianxiangpao。
keshi，tanalimaidedongtui？
liangzhijiaoquexiangshiguanleqiansidegenbenjiumaibudong—yuanlai，tashibeiyefengnagaobukecededongfuzhenhandaole。
benxiangtaolideshuangjiaocishiquebuzhengqidiyixiaguixiale！
“yeshenyi，yezhanshen，raoming！woyezhishinarenfenglu，tirenmaiming。wanqingshenyizhanshenraoguoxiaodeyiming！”nei“xiaopingtou”ketourudaosuan，zhandouzheshengyindao。
“dongbianguangchangbianshangneiliangbaomawuxi”dechelizuodejiushinidelaobanchenhuaizhongba？”yefenglenglengdiwen。
“shi，shita。”dengyaofuzhandouzheshengyindao。
zheishi，yefengtaiyanchaoguangchangdongbianwangguoqu，quezaoyibujianleneiliangbaomawuxidechele。
“womendechenlaobankendingshipani，suoyizaozaodijiupaole。”
“nidelaobanhuiduodaonaliqu？”yefenglengwen。
“tanengqudedifangjiutaiduole：birutadejigeqingfuneili；haiyou‘dongzhongxianjing’；‘xingyuelou’；‘dixiaqianzhuang’；‘dixiaduchang’dengdeng。dangran，haiyouyixiewobuzhidaodezangshenzhidi。”
“neinijiumashangdaiwoqu‘dixiaqianzhuang’he‘dixiaduchang’ba。”yefengdandandidao。
“zhei···zheige···wobugana！”dengyaofudexiaolianbikuhainankan。
“shenmebugan？buganlaozixianzaijiufeileni！”yefengturanlianseyibian。
“yeyeye，nijiuraolewoba，wanyi，wanyiwomenjiadelaobanzhidaoleshiwodainidaodixiaqianzhuanghedixiaduchangqule，budanshiwosidingle，wodequanjiarendoudesile！”dengyaofuganjinzaiyicijiyefengketou。
“fangxin，wobuhuirangnidelaobanzhidaode。buguo，ruguonibudaiwoquzheilianggedifang，woxianzaijiurangnidejiarenqujianyanwang！”yefengdehuayuturanbiandeyinlengqilai。
dengyaofushashaditaitouwangzheyefeng，tagenbenjiubuxiangxinyefengdehua。
yefengjianzhuang，zhidaotadexinlixiangdeshishenme。
zuijiaobianfuqileyisilenglengdixiaorong。
tahenkuaibianbotongleyigedianhua。
tajiaoduifangbayigeshipinfaguolai。
ranhou，tabashipinnajidengyaofukan。
dengyaofulianseshunjianjiubianle：“hao，wodainiqu，mashangdainiqu，jiaonidexiongdibuyaoshangzhewodejiaren。”
yuanlai，takanjianlezijidelianggehaizihelaopo—tamendoubeilianggechuanjiujunfuderenyongdaodizhukanbozi。
lianggehaizihaizaipinmingdijiaohan：“babakuaijiuwo！babakuaijiuwo···”
“fangxin，zhiyaonitingwode，woderenjiubuhuishanghainidejiaren。”shuowan，yefengbianrangdengyaofushanglezijide“laosilaisihuanying”che。
“yeshenyi，zanmenxianqunali？”cheziganggangkaichuquyuewugonglideshihou，dengyaofuganjinwen。
“‘dixiaqianzhuang’he‘dixiaduchang’，nayigegengjinyidian？”
“dixiaduchanggengjin。suirantamendouzailaochengqu。”dengyaofuganjinhuida。
“neijiuxianqudixiaduchang。”
yefengshuoleyijuhoumashangyouwen：“dixiaduchangdemeitiandeshourudoufangzainagedifang？tamenjitianjiaoyicizhang？”
“doufangzaidixiaduchangdehoumiandeshitouxiaowuli。
“neilishiduchangdejinku——limianquanbufangdeshixianchao。
“yinweishidixiaduchang，laobanhaipaquyinxingcunqianyaofashengwenti。suoyibianquanbucunfangxianjin。manleyigejidu，zaibaxianjinzhuanyidaogongsidejinkuqu。”
shuozhe，dengyaofuzhihuizhechezijindaolelaochengxibeifangdeyige“dixiatongdao”。
“yuanlai，wohaiyiweinizhishichuncuiyaozhaowomendechenlaobanbaochou。meixiangdao，nihaiyaoqiangjieqiana！”dengyaofudexinlilenghengdao。
“ting，daole。”laidaoleyigeshiqiangbishangshanshuozhejigehongdengdedifang，dengyaofuganjinjiaoting。