“yejun，nitamadefengla！”
lixinjimangzoudaozhaolinmianqian，manlianxinteng，muguangehenhenkanxiangyejun。
xiangdangchu，lixinduitatitieruwei，meitianhenbudezhanzheta，gentashanmenghaishi，feitabujia，rujin，zheizhongtaidu，zhenshitianrangzhibie。
tacongshenyuanhuigui，chulejilidaoranzhushou，haiyoujiushiyingqulixin，jilixinyichangshengdadehunli。
现在。
婚礼没了。
“niyinggaiganxiewolaoda！”
linglonglengbudingmaochuyiju，shengyinhenqing，wanruhefengxiyu，nuonuode，henhaoting。
piaoliangrouruodelinglong，kanqilairenchuwuhai，henrongyibeirenhulve，zhishiyikaikou，likechengweiquanchangjiaodian。
“laoda？yuanlaiyejunconglaolichulaikaishihunshehuile！”congyejungangcaizhanxianhendushouduan，haiyoulinglongduiyejundechenghu，xuduorenxiayishirenwei。
zhishilinglongzheizhongrouruodenvzijingranyeshihunshehuide，zongrangrenjuedebieniu，bukesiyi。
“wonanrendoubeiqiangjianfandachengzheiyangle，haiyaoganxieta，nimenweimiantaiqifurenle？”lixinfenfenbuping。
“wolaodaneiyijiao，zheihuochengweitaijianyinggaishibanshangdingdingle，ziguyilai，nenggoubeitaijiansihoude，neikedoushihuangqinguoqi！”linglongsisiwenwen，yaowenjiaozi。
“xiaobiaozi，xinbuxinwochouni！”beirenlengchaorefeng，lixinyouxieqijibaihuai。
“你可以试一试！”
napabeilixinmacheng‘xiaobiaozi’，linglongyijiuqingmiaodanxie，meiyoubanfenhuoqi。
“ni.......”
kanzhelinglongzheizhongbuwenbuhuodeyangzi，lixinbizidoukuaibeiqiwaile，taziranmingbai，linglongzhisuoyiyoushiwukong，wufeishiyizhangzheyejunzheigeqiangjianfan。
zhibuguo，yejungangcaibadaodeshouduan，queshiranglixinhenjidan。
“haole！”yankanlinglonghaiyaoliaobolixin，yejunyanshenshiyileyixia。
bingqieshixianzhuanyidaolelidaoranshenshang：“lishu，wozheicihuilai，benxiangjininzhushouhaiyouhelixinchenghunde，buguo，jiranlixinyijinglingzeliangxu，woyeshidaduzhiren，woyuanyihelixinjiechuhunyue，congjinwanghou，wohetazaiwubandianguage，zhutaxingfumeiman，zaoshengguizi，lingwaiwoyezhulishufurudonghai，shoubinanshan！”
huayingangluo，linglongjiangyigexiangzidileshangqu，wurongzhiyi，zheiyinggaishishengriliwu。
许多人神色古怪。
shazidounengmingbai，duilidaorandezhufushizhende，keduilixindezhufu.......zheihuohaiyoulianshuozijishidaduzhiren？
yijiaodoujiangzhaolincaichengtaijianle，nahaiyouxingfu？
haitamadezhurenjiazaoshengguizi？
太监能生孩子吗？
jianzhijiushiwangshangkoushangsayana，natongsana！
“nigankuaidaizhedongxilikaiwomenlijia，womenlijiakebuxianghenizheizhongrenzhanshangguanxi！”lixinmuqinmanlianyane。
wulunshiqiangjianfanhaishihunhunshenfen，doushitataoyande。
yejundandandikanletayiyan，chongzhelidaoranduitadehao，landehezheinvrenjijiao。
“yejun，nitamadeshigenanrenjiubiezou。”qiliao，zhaolinzhanzhanweiweidicongdishangpaleqilai，manlianzhengningdidingzheyejun。
“叫帮手了？”
yejunsixiaofeixiao，gangcaizhaolintoutoufaduanxindexiaodongzuo，tazaojiukanzaiyanli。
“谁敢动赵公子！”
huayingangluo，yiqunrenchuanglejinlai，weishoushiyiminghubeixiongyao，sanshiduosuiguangtouwenshennan，zaitashouzhong，jingrannazhekandao。
wenshennanshenhouwuliuren，yourenshouwokandao，yeyourenshouwogangguan，meigerendoushaqitengteng，laizhebushan。
“haha—haha，yejun，nitamadesidingle。”
kandaobangshoudaole，zhaolinxinxiruokuang。
“yiweizijihunshehuijiuhenniubi，huogai！”
“daodishiyouqianren，yigedianhua，jiunengjiaolaizheimeduoren。”
“yejunyigeren，jiusuanzailihai，kongpajirenjiasaiyafengdoubugou。”yourenxingzailehuo，yeyourenlengyanpangguan。
“zhaolin，ninengbunengjishushuyigemianzi，fangguoxiaojun？”sheidoumeixiangdao，zheigeshihou，lidaoranjingrankaikouweiyejunqiuqing。
“laodongxi，nibizui！”zhaolinehenhendenglelidaoranyiyan。
zijixiatibeicaibao，xianzaidouyizhenzhenjutong，bieshuoshilidaoran，jiusuanshitianwanglaoziqiuqingdoumeiyong。
“ba，niguanhaozijijiuxingle，zheiqiangjianfanjiusuanbeirenshale，yeshihuogai。”yankanfuqinhaiyaoshuohua，lixintiqianzhizhile。
“zheicaishilaozidenvren。”duiyulixindetaidu，zhaolinhenmanyi。
tamuguangkanxiangguangtouwenshennan：“alang，bazheigouzaizishoujinjiaojindoutiaole，haiyoubataneiwanyigele，woyaorangtaqiushengbudeqiusibuneng。”
“heihei—heihei，meiwenti，neiwanyizhenghaokeyidanglaozidexiajiucai！”guangtounanhuiwuzheshoulidekandaobaqishizu。
“xiangdongwolaoda，xianguowozheiyiguan。”guanjianshike，linglongjingrandangzaileqianmian。
tapiaoliangdedayanjingpushanpushandidingzheguangtounan。
zhishitaruobujinfeng，wojianyouliandeyangzi，napashuochuzaihendehua，dourangrenjuedehuaji，meiyoubandianweixie。
“xiaoniangmen，ninengganma，jilaozigun......”guangtounalihuibakansirouruobukandelinglongfangzaiyanli，tayoushouhuizhekandao，zuoshoujingzhixianglinglongxiongbuzhuaqu。
“撕！”
hanguangyishan，guangtounanzhijuedehoulongyizhencitong，taxiayishixianghoulongmoguoqu，xueyijingcongshouzhifengpenlechulai。
“wonengritian！”linglongpielepiezui，fengqingyundan。
chushoutaikuai，sheidoumeikanqing，tashiruhechujian，haiyoutadejianjiujingzainali？
一剑封喉！
zhunquedeshuo，zheiyijianbingmeiyouyaoleguangtounandeming，zhishigeduanhoulongyibufen。
yijianfenghouhenrongyi，kejiduifangliutiaoming，quenanrudengtian。
yuannei，wanrusiyibandeanjing，chuleyejun，suoyourendoubeijingdaole。
guangtounanneixiexiaodi，biekanyigegedouqishixiongxiong，xianzaidouwanruanchun，yigegedouyilianjingkongdikanzhelinglong。
guangtounankeshilianjiazi，tamenjigerenjiazaiyiqidouganbuguo，gengbuyongshuohelinglongpinmingle。
“bieshuowomeijinijihui，xianzainikeyijixuyaoren！”yejunkanxiangzhaolin，yijiushifengqingyundan。
“yejun，nizheigeqiangjianfan......”
“撕！”
huayinweiluo，xueyiconghoulongpenchu。
“laoda，tazhangkoubikouqiangjianfan，woyishimeirenzhu。”linglongyouxiebuhaoyisi，wanruzuocuoshidehaizi。
lixinmunvsanrenshentiyizhan。
xianqiantamenkandaoyejundeshihou，neiyeshiyikouyigeqiangjianfan，youqilixin，gangcaihaimalinglongshixiaobiaozi。
“下不为例！”
yejunpielelinglongyiyan，biekanlinglongwaibiaorouruobukan，shishishang，xinggebaozao，zuoshijingchangfancuo，erqiehaishilvjiaobugaideneizhong。
yejunzhisuoyixuanzebalinglongdaizaishenbian，jiushidanxintazaishenyuanmeirennengguanshuzhu，wufawutian，daochuchuanghuo。