第2章
qinianhou，caearjiuba。
“jiaojiao，zheibeinibuhe，jiushikanbuqiwoliumourenle。”
zhizuijinmideyoulechang，jiezhehunandedengguanghexuanrangderenqun，feinidenanrenjiangxianzhushoushenxianglechenjiaojiaodedatui，zhengzaimaozuliqiguanjiu。
shangliushehuili，youyigebuchengwendexiaomoqi。
dedaochenjiaojiao——zheishijinqian、quanlihediweidexiangzheng。
dedaochenjiaojiao——zheishiashisuoyouchenggongnanshidemubiaohemengxiang。
kazuoshangdenvrenbanyizhe，jianzhaiyaoxi，toushenbiyouyue，yishenheisezhangqunjiangtaaotuyouzhideshencaigouledejiqiwanmei，nengyangyudesuoguxiafang，zuanshixianglianzaixuebaidejingxiangjianyiyishenghui。
chenjiaojiaodetianshiliandanhemoguishencai，zaiquanzilimianhenyouming。
yingmushangdeneixienvmingxingzugoupiaoliangle，danjianguotazhihouzaiqukan，zhihuijuedesuoweimingxingfeichangyiban。
liuwentaoyijingzaixinliyanlewushucikoushui，xiwangjinwannengbameirenyijunaxia，wanghouzaizheiashili，tanengchuiyibeizi。
piaoliangdehuliyanweimi，sihuyoulezuiyi，chenjiaojiaorenyouzheilaosepizaizijishenshangbuduansaorao，banshangdaizheqingkuangdexiaoshuo：“liuzong，zheiyangganbabadejiuxiangrangwohejiu？buhualiangquan？”
tayebushijimodaozheizhongmannaochangfeidechounanrendouyaogaoyiba，kesheinengjujueyigeyouqianyouyewudechounanrenni？
nvrenyonglandeshengxianrangliuwentaogutoudousule，nalihainengshuodechujujuedehua，wenyanbianlianliandiantou，“niliugebiedebushuo，huaquanshiconglaimeishuguo，jiaojiao，denghuierkebieshuogegeburangzheni。”
neizhangmanlianhengroudelianzaimianqianhuangyou，renxiaxiangtudechongdong，tabaichuchenshizhaopaixiaolian——
tamashangyaotiaocaodaotianshengjituan，cikebixuyaolongluohaozijishouliderenmai，erliuwentaoshibenshizuidadeyiliaoqicaijingxiaoshang，jiaoyijineyiyiweidanweijishu，duitalaishuoshizhiguanzhongyaodekehu。
damajindaoditaleyizhijiaozaichajishang，shenchushou，chenjiaojiaobaihaojiashi，“neijiulaiba，xianshuohao，shulederenkebiekubizie。”
看老娘怎么干翻你！
rucongbaibandewuzhi，tuzhejizhidansedejiayou，neishuangshourouruowugu，jiaonenxiuzhang，shizaowuzhujingdiaoxizhuodechengguo。
liuwentaohahadaxiao，jiujinghemeiseshitaxingfenyichang，“nibaniliugedangxiaohaizihongni？lai！”
louxiawuchizhong，yaoraoxinggandenvzihenianqingfengkuangdenanrensuizheyinledejiezousiyiniudong，kongqizhongmimanzheheermengdeqixi。
erloudeguibinquli，yigeshenxingxiuzhang、xizhuangbitingdenanrenzailuodichuangqian，muguangyinyidedingzheduimianbaoxiangli——neiduihuaquanhuadehuorechaotiandenannv。
nvrenneishouxuedeshenying，shuxidaoyanjingteng！
huocanlouzhemeiwanerdezhenghaipi，yiniulianquejianxuzhengzhanzailuodichuangqianfadai，likeshangqianquyibalouzhetadejianbang，yifugeliangerhaodemoyang，“kanshenmenizheimechushen？rangwokankanshinagejingmei，rangnidoukandezheimezhemi？”
tashunzhexuzhengdeshixiankanguoqu，muguangyeluozaichenjiaojiaoshenshang，“ha！haoqiao！neige**yezaia？zhenggeniyanguangtingdua，wojianguoneimeduoniu，jiutazuizhengdian，wodangshixiangpaotadayeshilaizhe，jieguowojialaoyezibujiqian，jiumeipaocheng。”
zeze，neitui、neiyao，tajiumeijianguodiergezheimegourendeyouwu！
xuzhenghuanhuanniutou，sisidedingzheta：“nishuoshenme？”
huocanmengle，bumingbaixuzhengdeliansezenmezaiyishunzhijianjiubiandezheimekepa，jianzhixiangyaochiletayiyang。
他说错什么话了？
xuzhengyiziyidun，“nijiaotashenme？”
huocanhulihutude，“ta？shei？nishuochenjiaojiao？**a！ashisheibuzhidaotaa，xiaoshounengliyijibang，jiumeiyoutagaobudingdejiafang，chulemingdejiaojihua。”
xuzhengmengdizhuanshen，luozuoyukazuozhishang，xinxubentengdefanyongzhe。
huocanlengtoulengnaode，meifajuehuocandeqingxuqifu，“hahazhenggewozheiyangjinishuo，jiafangdehetongqiandaoshenmechengdu，jiukanchenjiaojiaotuodaoshenmechengdu。”
neiyishunjianxuzhengdenaozilishanguohenduoniantou，zuihoutongtongbeifennusuoyanmei，tayixiangchenjiaojiaogangcaiduiqitananrenneixiaodecanlandemoyang，tajiuhendeyayangyang。
huocanjiantabantianmeishuohua，haiyiweitakanshangchenjiaojiaole，yi**zuodaotashenbianjiukaishichumouhuace，“nikanshangtale？haha！neihaibuhaobanme。
chenjiaojiaoneirena，sheijitayewutajiugensheishui，nitangtangyigejituanlaozong，shouzhifenglisuibianloudianchulaidougoutachishangjibeizile。
zheizhongnvren，zhiyaoshedehuaqian，yidiaoyigezhun，buguobieguaixiongdimeitixingni，jidedaitaozi，tashuiguodenanrenpaipaizhannengraoashiyiquan，sheizhidaoyoumeiyoubingni。”
huocanzhengtaotaobujuedeshuozhe，xuzhengzaiyekongzhibuzhu，yigejiuping‘peng’dizaxiangneishanjudadeluodichuang，jiupingsuipianzhadezhenggebaoxiangluanfei。
tadetaiyangxuebaoqiyitiaotiaoqingjin，tutudetiaozhe，lianseyinchendexiangyaodichushuilai，hunshendouguoxiezhebaoliyinzi，shengrenwujin。
yitiaoliefengcongluodichuangdezhongjiankaishimanyan，zhengmianbolixunsupashanglemimimamadezhuwang，xiandeyaoyaoyuzhui。
chenjiaojiaoyanpiyitiao，momingdekanlekanduimian，quejianneibaoxiangdejiacengbolisuichenglezhazha，kanbuqinglimiandejingxiang，dantazongyouzhongshuobuchudexinhuanggan。
shiyingshengtuimenjinlai，weinandekanxianghuocan，“huoshao，zhei”
huocanhuishouzhizhita，diaoerlangdangdeshuo：“jiwozhangshang，neimejinzhangzuoshenme？nixiaohuoshaonandaohainengpaoluma？”
dafawanshiyingsheng，tazezezeweizheneiyaosuibusuidebolizhuanleyiquan，zhongyuhuanguoweierlaile，ganxiaodao：“xiongdi，zenmelezheishi，turanfazheimedahuo？”
bolisuilie，tagenbenkanbujianduimiandeqingjingle，xuzhengyibajianglingdaichekai，henfanzao，“tabushifuerdaima？”
zenmehuilunluodaozheizhongtiandi？
huocanxiayishidefouding，“fuerdai？biechele！fuerdaizenmekenengganzheizhonggoudang？”
zaixuzhenglengkudeyanshenzhong，tadeshengyinjianjianruoxiaolexialai，mozhexiabanulidehuiyileyixia，“zheijingchengdeerdaimenwodoushu，haoxiangmeiyoutingguozheihaorenwua？”
xuzhengmianwubiaoqingdedingzheta。
huocandailehenjiucaimingbaiguolai，“eee，womingtianjiuqucha。”
xuzhenghaishidingzheta，zhoushendeqichangkaishibaozao。
huocanwunaile，“ok！ok！wozhenshipalenile，jinwanhuijiawojiujinicha！”
xuzhengbushuohua，weixiandemilemiyanjing。
huocanyangtianpaoxiao，renmingdenaqiledianhua——
“wei，neigechenjiaojiaodeziliaochayichafajiwo，nagechenjiaojiao？jiushiganxiaoshou、telangdeneige！xianzailikemashang，wotingshuotayiqianshigefuerdai，tebieshizheiduaner，chazixiyidian。”