tagangadeduizhezhibojieshi:[kenengshiqingchuangetaimangle，xianzaimeikanshouji。]
zhuchirenyebangmangzhaobu:[duiya，taizikendingzaiqianhetong，meiyoukong。]
pangbiandewomeiyouzuosheng，kanzhegangdawandedianhua，tuichuleweixin。
danwomeixiangdaotoupinghaimeiyouguanshang。
pingmushangluchulewodepingbao，shishenqingchuanyizhangbaozhemaodezhaopian。
wolianmangguanbipingmu，buguoweishiyiwan。
kandaodedouyijingkandaole。
弹幕疯了。
[zheishishenqingchuan，tajuranhaiyouzheimeguaidezhaopian。]
[zheijiexiangganshenme，xianzailuchuzhaopian。]
[xiangcengyebushizheimelaideba，cengjie。]
[e，buguozheizhangzhaopianhaoxiangmeiyourenjianguoba。]
[weishenmebunengshiyunjieheshenqingchuanrenshi。]
[wozhenxiaole，zheijiebuhuihaixiangjiaruhaomenba，kankanzijishenmehuoseba。]
zaichangdejiabinyekaishifenfentaolun。
woyishixianrulewuzhuzhong。
xueqingwuzhezijidelian，jiaodidideshuo:[meixiangdaoxianzaihainengkanzhezheizhonghaoxi。]
[zhenshishenmerendourenshiqingchuangele。]
danmu:[duiya，xuejiebushirenshishenqingchuanma，tadouzheiyangshuo，bujiuzhengshileyunzhizaiyanxima。]
[haihaoshenqingchuanbushiyulequande，buranbudeqisi。]
[nimenliqizenmezheimeda，haoxiangshenmeyemeibeishichuiba。]
zaichangderendoutingdonglexueqinghualideyisi，doubuzuosheng，
生怕惹祸上身。
wokanzhehoutaiguanbiletouping，meiyoushuohua。
yinweizhibodeyuangu，zheiduanlupingyebeifengkuangzhuanbo。
huatishunjianbeichaore，dapiwangyoubiaoshizhichi：
[gezhepingmuwodoutiaicengjieganga，cengsheibuhao，cengtaizi。]
[jiushijiushi，haihaowojiaqingqingbuzheiyang，ganshuogandang。]
[yebuzhidaozheijiemuzenmehuizhaotaa，zhenshilipu。]
xueqingnazheshoujikanlaikanqu，dianjinlepinglunli。
biaoxiandedaoxiangshibuxiaoxin。
dapingmushang，neixierumadehuabeifangdaxianxianlechulai。
xueqingwuzhuzuiba，jinghuangshicuodekanzhewo：[zenmehuizheiyang。]
[wobuxiaoxindianjinlaile，zhizhibuhuiguaiwoba，woyemeixiangdaodajiahuizheimexiang。]
mingmingdajiamadeshiwo，taquebiaoxiandebiwoweiqu。
tazongshizheiyang，zaijingtouyongzheiyangdeyanyulaiwudaosuoyouren。
suoyiwojishishenmeyemeizuo，zhiyaohetazaiyiqi，jiuhuibeima。
pangbianderenlimaanweidao：[buguaini，nijiushixinzhizuikuai，kuangqieyemeishuocuoshenme。]
xueqingyouduizhejingtoushuo：[wozhishijuedezuoweiyiren，haishibuyaoyongzheizhongxiaoshouduanlaihuazhongquchongle。]
woganshouzhezhouweiyiyangdeyanguang，kanzhefeikuaidedanmu。
不禁有些无语。
xueqingshuodehaozhengzhi，haoxianghenzhidaoshenqingchuandezuofeng。
neitazenmemeitingchulaigangcaidianhualideshengyinshishenqingchuandeni？
真是有点搞笑。
neizhangzhaopianyeshitapeiwoguangjie，zailuguomaokashijinqutiaoxuandewomenjiadexinchengyuan。
shiweilejiniantuanzidiyicilaidaowomenjia。
wojiubulijiele，xianzaiyongzijinanpengyouzhaopiandoufanfama？