tagangadeduizhezhibojieshi:[kenengshiqingchuangetaimangle，xianzaimeikanshouji。]
zhuchirenyebangmangzhaobu:[duiya，taizikendingzaiqianhetong，meiyoukong。]
pangbiandewomeiyouzuosheng，kanzhegangdawandedianhua，tuichuleweixin。
danwomeixiangdaotoupinghaimeiyouguanshang。
pingmushangluchulewodepingbao，shishenqingchuanyizhangbaozhemaodezhaopian。
wolianmangguanbipingmu，buguoweishiyiwan。
kandaodedouyijingkandaole。
弹幕疯了。
zheishishenqingchuan，tajuranhaiyouzheimeguaidezhaopian。]
zheijiexiangganshenme，xianzailuchuzhaopian。]
xiangcengyebushizheimelaideba，cengjie。]
e，buguozheizhangzhaopianhaoxiangmeiyourenjianguoba。]
weishenmebunengshiyunjieheshenqingchuanrenshi。]
wozhenxiaole，zheijiebuhuihaixiangjiaruhaomenba，kankanzijishenmehuoseba。]
zaichangdejiabinyekaishifenfentaolun。
woyishixianrulewuzhuzhong。
xueqingwuzhezijidelian，jiaodidideshuo:[meixiangdaoxianzaihainengkanzhezheizhonghaoxi。]
zhenshishenmerendourenshiqingchuangele。]
danmu:[duiya，xuejiebushirenshishenqingchuanma，tadouzheiyangshuo，bujiuzhengshileyunzhizaiyanxima。]
haihaoshenqingchuanbushiyulequande，buranbudeqisi。]
nimenliqizenmezheimeda，haoxiangshenmeyemeibeishichuiba。]
zaichangderendoutingdonglexueqinghualideyisi，doubuzuosheng，
生怕惹祸上身。
wokanzhehoutaiguanbiletouping，meiyoushuohua。
yinweizhibodeyuangu，zheiduanlupingyebeifengkuangzhuanbo。
huatishunjianbeichaore，dapiwangyoubiaoshizhichi:
gezhepingmuwodoutiaicengjieganga，cengsheibuhao，cengtaizi。]
jiushijiushi，haihaowojiaqingqingbuzheiyang，ganshuogandang。]
yebuzhidaozheijiemuzenmehuizhaotaa，zhenshilipu。]
xueqingnazheshoujikanlaikanqu，dianjinlepinglunli。
biaoxiandedaoxiangshibuxiaoxin。
dapingmushang，neixierumadehuabeifangdaxianxianlechulai。
xueqingwuzhuzuiba，jinghuangshicuodekanzhewo:[zenmehuizheiyang。]
wobuxiaoxindianjinlaile，zhizhibuhuiguaiwoba，woyemeixiangdaodajiahuizheimexiang。]
mingmingdajiamadeshiwo，taquebiaoxiandebiwoweiqu。
tazongshizheiyang，zaijingtouyongzheiyangdeyanyulaiwudaosuoyouren。
suoyiwojishishenmeyemeizuo，zhiyaohetazaiyiqi，jiuhuibeima。
pangbianderenlimaanweidao:[buguaini，nijiushixinzhizuikuai，kuangqieyemeishuocuoshenme。]
xueqingyouduizhejingtoushuo:[wozhishijuedezuoweiyiren，haishibuyaoyongzheizhongxiaoshouduanlaihuazhongquchongle。]
woganshouzhezhouweiyiyangdeyanguang，kanzhefeikuaidedanmu。
不禁有些无语。
xueqingshuodehaozhengzhi，haoxianghenzhidaoshenqingchuandezuofeng
neitazenmemeitingchulaigangcaidianhualideshengyinshishenqingchuandeni?
真是有点搞笑。
neizhangzhaopianyeshitapeiwoguangjie，zailuguomaokashijinqutiaoxuandewomenjiadexinchengyuan。
shiweilejiniantuanzidiyicilaidaowomenjia。
wojiubulijiele，xianzaiyongzijinanpengyouzhaopiandoufanfama?