jiangyunshiyigezhiyeyingpingren，yikaoxieyingpingweisheng。
yinweizhiyedeguanxi，taduiguoneiyingshixingyedexiaoxishifenguanzhu。
《功夫之王》。
zheibuyouzhangyimoudaoyan，huayifaxing，liangdagongfujuxingchenglonghelilianjiezhuyandedianying，tahenzaojiukaishizhuyile。
dianyingshiyueyihaoshangying，jiangyunzhunbeizaodianjinrudianyingyuanguankanzheibudianying，diyishijianxiechuyingpingxiyinwangyou。
zheizhongremendedazhizuodianying，jiusuanshipianfangbujiqian，tayehuixieyingping，jiecixiyibofensi。
jiugenhenduozimeitixihuancengredianyiyang。
weilexiechujingcaideyingping，zhiyaoshi《gongfuzhiwang》zheibudianyingdexiaoxijiangyundoukanguoyibian，weixiezuoleijilechongzudesucai。
这天。
jiangyunxiguanxingdequyingyuanchouleyiyan，jieguojingyadefaxian，《gongfuzhiwang》zheibudianying，juranyijingshangyingle。
什么情况？
bushishuomingtianshangyingma，zenmexianzaijiunengzaiyingyuankandaole。
nandaodianyinglinshitidangle。
queshiyouyibufendianyingzhizuofanghuigaochulinshitidanghuozhechedangzhileidecaozuo，zheizaiyingshiquanhenchangjian。
suoyijiangyunbingmeiyouhuaiyishenme，zhishidanchunjuedeyoudianyiwai。
meiyouyouyu，tazhijiezouxiangshoupiaodian。
yifenzhonghou，jiangyunchuxianzaileyingyuandefangyingting。
kandianyingderenshubuduo，henduozuoweikongyuzhe，kaolvdaojintianhaimeiyoufangjia，zheizhongqingkuangyesuanshizhengchang。
gujihenduoguanzhongdougentayiyang，shikandao《gongfuzhiwang》zheigemingzijinlaide，zheibudianying，duiguoneiyingminlaishuoxiyinlihenda。
zhengxiangzhe，fangyingtingdedengguanganlexiaqu，dapingmuliangleqilai。
jiangyunshenqingyizheng，jinglijizhongzaipingmushang。
dianyingyikaishi，jiushizhengshijuqing。
yizhangbairendiaosidelianchuxianzailedapingmushang。
suiranyongdiaosizheigexingrongcihenbulimao，danchulezheigeciyu，jiangyunxiangbuchubiedexingrongcilaixingrongzheigeyanyuan。
怎么回事？
tiqiankanguo《gongfuzhiwang》xiaoxidejiangyunzhidaozheibudianyingdezhuyanshiyiweihaolaiwuyingdi，danyingdixingxiangzheimechadema。
jidehaibaoshangyanyuantingshuaidea。
nandaoshidaoyandetebieanpai？
jiangyunganjueyoudianbuduijing，danjutineilibuduijingyoushuobushanglai。
tatiqiankanguo《gongfuzhiwang》zheibudianyingdehenduoxinxi，yejidezhuyanshiyiweihaolaiwuyingdi，danyingdijutideyangzitameiyoujizhu。
bijingshiyigewaiguoyanyuan，hennanrangtaliuxiashenkeyinxiang。
电影剧情继续。
huawaiyinjieshaozhujiaodeqingkuang。
tashiyigemiguomaoxianzhe，ouranjiandedaoleyigengunzi。
jingguoduofangchatan，taquedingzheigengunzijiushihuaxiachuanshuozhongdeshenqiruyijingubang，shishenhuachuanshuozhongdeyingxiongsundashengshiyongdewuqi。
江云沉默了。
zheigeshedingdaoshimeishenmemaobing。
danzheigeshenhuachuanshuozhongdejingubang，yetailaleba。
这是塑料做的对吧？
jiangyunhenrenzhendekanleyibianzhujiaoshoulidejingubang。
quedingle，jiushisuliaozuode，haishineizhonghenlajidewanjusuliao。
jiushineizhongguoniandeshihouxiaopengyoushouliwandeneizhongsuliaowanjujingubang。
有没有搞错。
dianyingdezhongyaodaoju，zhiliangzheimelajidema？
buqiunizhongjindazao，wanmeijingzhi，danzhiliangyebunengchadaozheizhongdibua，jingqulizhuanmenkaohezhaozhuanqiandesundashengyanyuangunzidoubizheigehao。
zhangyimoudaoyandedianyingdaojuzenmenengzheimecha？
不应该啊。
电影剧情继续。
塑料玩具。
ebu，jingubangyouyigeshenqidenengli，neijiushichuanyueshikong。
chuanshuo，yingxiongsundashengfankangtiantingdebaozhengshiyiwaishibai，beizhenyazaiwuzhishanxia，beizhenyazhiqian，tapaochujingubang，yuyanjianglaihuiyouyigeyingxiong，daizhejingubangdasuiwuzhishan，hetayiqituifanxieetiantingdetongzhi。
erzhujiao，jiushisundashengyuyanzhongdeneigeyingxiong。
jiexialaitayaoyongjingubangchuanyueshikong，chuanyuedaosundashengdeshijiequjiuta。
dianyingjinduhenkuai，duanduanjifenzhong，jiujieshaoleyidaduisheding。
穿越么？
江云若有所思。
zheigesheding，zaiguowaidianyingzhongjianguobushao，danguochandianyinghaishishouci。
bukuishiguoshizhangyimou，guoneidiyidaoyan，ganyudadanchuangxin。
suirandianyinghuamianhencucao，bujingyehenlaji，dankenengshidianyingshedingruci，dengchuanyuezhihou，yiqiedouhuijieranbutong。
zhengxiangzheni，pingmuli，zhujiaonasuliaogunziduizhedamenyihui，ranhouningkaibashouzoudaolemenwai，dahanyisheng。
“我穿越啦。”
jiangyunzhenjingdedengdayanjing？
你穿越了？
你说你穿越了？
sheijiachuanyueshizheigeguiyangzidea。
huanjingshenmedegenbenjiumeiyoubian，buhaishizhiqiandedifangma。
menhouhaishinizhiqiandaidefangjian，neituanbaiseweishengzhihaizaidishangawei。
jiangyunmanduzidecaowuchuketu，taganjuezijidejingshenbeiqiangbaole。
zhangyimoudedianying，zenmenengzheimedemeiyouluoji。
zheikeshizhangyimoua，chudaojiunadianyingjiezuigaorongyujinxiongjiangdeguoshizhangyimoua，xindianyingzenmehuishizheigeguiyangzi？
江云不敢置信。
dianyingcaikaishijifenzhong，jiujiletalianhuanbaoji。
qiangrenzheneixindebushi，jiangyunjixukanlexiaqu。
zenmeshuoyeshizhangyimoudedianying，shuobuzhunhoumianjiuhuiyoufanzhuanni。
电影剧情继续。
zhujiaochuanyuelezhihou，henkuaiyudaoleyigeshenchuanguzhuangdexiake，suiranxiandaishijiechuxianchuanguzhuangdexiakehenweihe，danjiangyunmianqiangyenenggoujieshou。
tabunengjieshoudeshi，zheigexiakekanqilaiyetaicuoleba，yifuzhoubabade，quanshenshangxiadoutouluchujingfeibugoudelianjiazhigan。
haiyou，neigenwanjujingubangjiubunengfangdaoshenhouma，minghuanghuangdejiuzaipingmuzhongjian，henlipudeshuo。
这让人怎么带入啊。
江云心里疯狂吐槽。
zheidianyingzhenderangrenbuzhidaoshuoshenmeshihao。
zhujiaoyudaoxiakezhihou，shuozijishiyuyanzhongdeyingxiong，chuanyuedaozheilishiweilezhengjiusundasheng，dabaixieedeyudi，tuifantiantingdebaozheng，jingubangjiushitadezhengju。
xiakedangjiyibazhangbatashandaozaidishang，shuosundashengbuxuyaowaiguoguilaozhengjiu，tazijijiuhuijiu，shundaitahaibajingubangqiangzoule。
zhujiaobenlaihaixiangkangyi，danbeixiakebaodayidunzhihou，zuizhonghaishiqurudetongyile，chenglexiakedegenban。
jiexialai，tamenyouyudaoleyigewuseng，yigexianv，meicizhujiaodouhuishuozijishiyuyanzhongdeyingxiong，xiangyaodanglaoda，ranhoujiuhuibeibaodayidun，zuizhonglunweisirenzhongdexiaodigenban。
sirenyiqi，weilezhengjiusundashengyiluqianxing，lushangyudaogezhongjiannanxianzu，zhongjianhaiyoutianbingtianjiangzuzhitamen。
jiangyunshenquzhandou，zuichunzhiduosuo。
dianyingqingjiedaoshitingwanzhengde，yiyanjiunenggoukandong。
dantianbingtianjiangshenshangdefuzhuangweishenmeyezheimecuoa，erqiefuzhuanghaibushiyitao，jigerenchuanzhekaijiadoubuyiyang，kanqilailuanqibazaode。
fuzhuangbuyiyangjiangyunrenle，dantarenbuledeshizhengbujuqingdoufashengzaiyitiaoshuinilushang，zhujiaozaishuinilushangzouledabanbudianying，lailaihuihuizoulehaojibian，yiyangdejingsezhongfuchuxianlehaojici。
搞什么啊？
zheimemingxiandechuanbangdaoyanmeifaxianma？
jiangyunneixinfengkuangtucao，zheibudianyingjianzhirangtasanguanbenghuai。
tacongweijianguoyourucilipudedianying。
终于。
大决战来临。
zhujiaosirenzuzhaodaolechuanshuozhongdewuzhishan，haiyoubeiyazaiwuzhishanxiadesundasheng。
jiangyunbengbuzhule，chechedididebengbuzhule。
qianmiandelipujuqinghelajifuhuadaotarenle，dankandaozheilitazhenderenbulele。
sheijiawuzhishanshiyongzhixiangzizuodea。
meicuo，chuanshuozhongzhenyasundashengdewuzhishan，juranshiyongzhixiangzizuochengde，jiushineimaikuaidiwaimianbaozhedeneizhongzhixiangzi。
sundashengjiubeiyazaiwucengzhixiangzizuochengdewuzhishanxia，zhongjianzhixiangziwaimiandejiuyangdianqisigedaziminghuanghuangdeshineimedexianyan。
什么鬼啊！