第1章
“bu，buyao……fangkaiwo！nilengjingyidian，women……womenbukeyizheiyang！”
huanghuzhong，tangqiantingdaoerbianchuanlaiyigezhengzhazhedechuan、xisheng，tamengdizhengkaiyanjing，fangfozhixixujiu，jicudihuxizhe。
ruyanchujinshiguseguxiangjingmeijuelundefangjianneishi，haiyoubeitajinjinyazaishenxiadeyigegudianmeiren，xingyanqiongbi，qingsirupu，lianpangxiangshiyizhishutoudemi、tao，bailitouhong。
youqishitadeshencaigengshiaotuyouzhi，shifenwanmei，cishidetangqianzhengyutajinjintiehezaileyiqi，gengnengzhiguandiganshoudao。
zhishimeirendeyifuyijingbeisichedechenglepianpianpobu，luchudapianningzhibandehuanenjifu。
tangqianyiliancuoedikanzhezheiyiqie。
我这是……穿越了？
neizhongzuijiubandexuanyunganjianjianxiaoshi，tabeilachehuilexianshi，jiezhejiushiyidaduanjiyiruchaoshuibanyongrulenaohaizhong。
“唔！”
tangqianmenhengyisheng，tongkudiwuzhulenaodai。
qianyiketahaishimouwenhuagongsicehuazongjian，raneryijuexinglai，quebianchengledaliangguoguanglingwangshizi。
guanglingwangtangxian，daliangwangchaoweiyideyixingwang，cengjingrurizhongtian，shouwoshiwanxuanjiajun，zuozhenbianchui，weizhentianxia。
ranerlianggeyuezhiqian，zaiyingjilaifandedadarenshi，tangxianyuzhongjunzhangzhongyuci，dangchangshensi，xuanjiajunzongrannaishibaizhanzhishi，yezhongjiubeiluanlejunxin，beidadachenjipoguanerru。
xibeidongdang，bianchuizaishiquzhushuaizhihoulianshisanfushiyizhou，suiranzuizhongzhizhuletuishi，querengjuguozhendang，manchaojiejing。
babailijiajijunbaosong、ruchaozhong，hongdedixiaoyoumeiyoujiangshiliguijiuyutangjia，ranersheidouzhidao，guanglingwangdeguanghuixianhecongcijiangyiqubufufan。
yinwei，guanglingwangshizitangqian，shigebuxuewushujiaosheyyidewanku，shizhenggejingchengshenzhizhenggedaliangrenjinjiezhidefeiwu。
tangxianyuanbenyouliangzi，zhangzitangyaozhiyongshuangquan，kexiliangnianqianzhansishachang，liuxialeyigegangchenghunquemeilaidejiyuanfangdeqizi。
erxianzaibeitangqianyazhedezheigemeiren，zhengshitadagedeqizi，fangyu。
唐迁呆滞了！
suiranshuotashigechulemingdewanku，wusuobuwei，wuebuzuo。
ketaduizijidezheiweisaoziqueshizhongshilijingyoujiade，congweiyouguoyuyuezhiju。
ranerjintianshizenmehuishi？weishenmehuishixianzaizheiyangdeqingjing？
tangqianfaxiantineishifenzaore，bingqiezhengzaimengliedichongzhuangzhetameiyichushenjing，rangtayouzhongxiangyaojiangfangyuhenhenrou、lindechongdong。
zaikanfangyu，tadelianseyehongdehenbuzhengchang，yanshenmenglongpiaohu，huxijicu，neishuangyuanbensisidizhuzijixiongkoudeshoubuzhidaoshenmeshihouhuanshanglezijideyao。
buhao，zheishibeixiayaole！
tangqiancongmeijingliguozheiyangdeshi，kequeshitingshuoguo，jiushimeixiangdaoyouchaoyirihuilundaotashenshang。
“buxing！laozishiyoujiecaode，bunengzheimeqin、shou！”
tanulibaochizhezuihoudelizhi，zhengzhazhexiangyaocongfangyushenshangxialai。
ranerfangyuquejinjinlouzhuleta，zhangxinguntang，zaizijidehouyaoshangmosuozhe。
zheishiyakualuotuodezuihouyigendaocao……caocaocao！
neijuemeiderongmao，bai、xidejifu，tianebanxiuzhangdebojing，haiyourutongmengleyicengshuiwubandemouzi，hewuyishiniu、dongzhedejiaoqu，wuchubuzaisanfazheliaorendeqixi。
“呃！”
zhongyu，zaiyishengdihoushengzhong，zuihoudelizhibengkui，tangqianliangyanchongxue，yiditouzhongzhongwenzailefangyudehongchunzhishang，chedixianrulechen、lun。
chuangtayaohuang，dichuidechuangmanneiliangdaoshenyingjinjintiehezhe，fangjianneipiaodangqileyizhenzhenqiguaideshengyin，sichuan、xi，sijiaoheng。
buzhiguoleduojiu，fangjianneidedongjingcaijianjianpingxilexialai。
fangyujingjingdikanzhechuangmandingduan，lianshangrengdaizhejiqingzhihoucanliudeyuyun，fenwaiyouren。
tangqianhuifulelizhi，jiutangzaitashenbian，cetoukanqu，ruyanchushixiantiaoroumeidecelianheyigejingyingruzhudeerchui。
kongqizhongdaizheyizhonggangaeryouaimeideqifen，tangqianzhongjiushigeganzuogandangde，yaoleyaoyashuodao：“duibuqi，wo……”
fangyudeyanshenhenlengjing，meiyoufennu，meiyoubugan，youdezhishishenchendebingleng，dandankaikou：“wozhidao，cishibuguaini，womenbeirensuanjile。”
taqishenxiachuang，dishangsanluanzhedeyiwuyijingquanbeisisui，genbenwufazaichuan，bianzoudaoyijubiannachuyijiantangqiandepaozichuanshang。
zheigeguochengzhongtapingjingdefangfoshenmedoumeifashengguo。
tangqiankanzhetaroumeidebeiying，chenmolepiankehoushuodao：“wohuizhaochuxiayaoderen，jiniyigejiaodai。”
fangyudiandiantou，huidaochuangbianzhengyaojianshidishangdesuiyi，huranfangmenbeirenmengdituikai。
“yo，wokandaoleshenme？shusaogouhea，zhenshiyichujingcaiderenlundaxi，zeze！”yigeyinyangguaiqiqiekebodeshengyinxiangqi。
zheishigeshenchuanhualigongzhuangdeshaonv，yizhangxuebaideguazilian，chunhongchibai，jiweiqiaoli，lianshangguazhechaofengyubuxie，zhengbaozhegeboxieyankanzhetahefangyu。
tangqiantaitouwangqu，yanjingmileqilai，yiziyidundao：“suyunmei，yuanlaishini！”
suyunmei，dangchaohuanghoudeqinzhinv，shenshoutaihoudexiai，beipogecifengqiyangjunzhu。
rujintangjiazhishengtangqianyigendumiao，yushidangjinshengshanghongdediweishidien，jiangsuyunmeicihun，hunqihaiyouyigeyue。
tangqianduizheimenhunshimeishenmeyiyi，danyebuzhidaosuyunmeishigeshenmexiangfa，zhishicishicidi，zheiweijunzhuhuranchuxian，neimegangcaifashengdeneijianliqishijianjiuhuranjianzhenxiangdabaile。
suyunmeilengxiaoyisheng：“shenmeyuanlaishiwo？wobuguoshilaikanwangyixiawodeweihunfu，quemeixiangdaonijingranzuochuzheibangouqiezhishi，zhanggonggong，niyekandaoleba？”
tadezuihouyijushiduishenhouzhirenshuode，neishigetaijian，shouzhongpengzhejigelihe，kanyangzihaizhenshiyifulaizuokedeyangzi。
tingdaowenhua，tadangjidadao：“huijunzhudehua，zanjiakandaole，huitouziranhuirushibinggaojihuanghouniangniang。”
唐迁已经明白了。
shejuxiayao，rangzijizuochuneizhongshi，tazailaigedangchangzhuojian，bianyouzugouliyouquqiuhuangdijiechuhunyue。
yuta，meiyouyidiansunshi，keshiziji……
原来如此！
tangqianyixianbeizitiaoxiachuanglai，neixiantiaofenmingjifubai、xideshentiwanquanbaoluzailekongqizhong。
“a！”suyunmeiyishengjinghuwuzhuleyanjing，nudao，“ni……nizendebuchuanyifu？”
tangqianjiuzheimetantandangdangdizouleguoqu，zhishisuyunmeiheneigetaijiandoumeifaxian，tazaixiachuangshicongzhentouxiamochuleyibingbishou，zhengzangzaishouwanzhihou。