第1章 大闹阎王殿(1323字)

“qu,banimenyanwangjiwozhaolai!tayijingduolewozheimeduotianle,yaoshizaibuchulaidehua,xinbuxinwobatadeyanwangdianjichaile!”

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shisheiyouzheimedadedanzi,jingganzaizheiyanwangdianlinaoshi?

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yanwangxiang:neijiuganjinsonghuiqubujiudele!

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budeyi,heibaiwuchangyoubatajidaihuiledifu。