第3章
师父没被人占过便宜，气到三天没跟我说话。
tasuiranyingjun，danzongmenlibenlainvdizijiushao，wohuaiyi，talianxiaoshimeideshoudoumeimoguo。wozuijinliaorengonglidazhang。情话不主动说。danyidazhuozirenchifanshi，woaizhetazuo，huiyongjiaojian，qingqingliaotaxiaotui。shifuhuximanbanpai，tingzhule。worenqianzhengjing，renhouliumang，chizhuntamianzibo。「夏荔!」tacuqimei，youwucuoyouxiunaodidengwo。wozhuanxinmaitouchifan，jiaojianyouhuaxia，qingqingnaolenao。「怎么啦师父?」「你……」tazhengrenjunzi，zheibeizimeishuoguozanghua，gengbuzhiruhezhizhiwodegongshi。「不要胡闹了。」wofengshangtang，hendanchundezhuangbudong。「tuerxiaoshunshifu，xiangjishifuyaotangyeshihunaoma?」zhouweimeirenchajuedaoanchaoxiongyong。shifuwanfenjingbei：「……zheishenmetang。」wotoutougaosuta：「hubiantang。」dangran，womeiciliaolejiuzhudongquguicitang，cishuduole，lianmenlidiziyejuedeshifuzaiwuliqunao。shifuchimenkui，yebunengmandajieshuozijiyoubeitudimoleshou。woshuangsile，nanguaidajiadouyaodangbailianhua，wenzhuanbupeia!wozhudongguizaimenkou，guaiguaiquqingzui：「shifu，wocuole。」shifushengyinbengchengyitiaoxian：「nicuozaina。」「wocuozaiqingnanzijin，danshifuyeyoucuo，cuozaimaomeiruhua。」师父脸顿时铁青。我乖乖卖惨。「shifu，anguijuchengrenli，zuoshifudedouhuijidizibuyigua，qunianwohaizaishenyuan，meiganshangni。」他们的卦很灵。dangniantaishifujishifusuanguogua。shuoshifuershiwusuihuiyouyijie，taohuajie。neinian，taguoranzouhuorumo，beizaifujincaiyaodexiaoshimeibeilehuilai。helideqingqiu，shifubuhuijujue。我吃准他讲原则。「shifu，ninkeyisuansuanzijiweilainiangzizhangshayangma?」我眼巴巴看着师父。「ninweilainiangzi，shibushishuangmawei，xihuanchuanhongyi，dayanjing，xiaoqilaiyoujiuwodeyangzia?」jiuchameinianchuzijimingzile。ertazhidandanpiewoyiyan：「benzuncongbusuanzijideshi。」zheiyangma，wodianlediantou，likehuanlegewenti。「neituerweilaihaizidedie，huishininma?」师父气笑了。ca，taxiaoqilaikezhenhaokan，meiyanwanwan，yanliyouxingguang。woyegenzhexinhuanufangle。sheizhidiertian，tajiujiangwoxupeijidashixiong。
