第3章 嫂子别乱来啊,我已经不是傻子了!

嘶!

xianchangzuzuanjingleshimiaozhihou,zhongrencaidaoxiyikouliangqi,ranhoushunjiangenzhaguoleyiyangfeitengqilai。

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xuanyufeimengrantaitou,zhuozhuodeyanshendingzheyulinglongdengren,sihuyaojiangneijirenlinghundoukanchuan。

tawufalijie,zheijigetianjiaobandenvhai,xinlijiujingshizenmexiangde?

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buguanzhenjia,yulinglongdengrenzaiguanjianshihouzhanshanglai,xuanbuzheigejueding,zhishaojiyejiawanhuileyanmian,rangyezhangfengbuhuineimeweinan。

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huayudunledun,yulinglongzhuanshenkanxiangxuanyufei,yanshenxili。

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“滚!”

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danrenqunzhong,zhaojiagongzizhaotianlongliansequeyinchendaolejidian。

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我擦!

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唉!

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……

yejiadayuanwai,xuanzhengguohexuanyufeiyijingxianyibulikaile。

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yejiadaole,zheishixuanzhengguoweixuanjiazhaodaolingwaiyitiaodatui。

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……

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“a?”yezhangfengkanzhesuyixuedengren,muguangyicicongqigenvhailianshangsaoguo,kandaoneixienvhaiyilianyansudeyangzi,yezhangfengdouyouxiemengle,“nimenzheishiheku?tushenmea?”

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噗嗤!

yeranzaiyezhangfengshenhou,tingdaoyulinglongdehua,chadianpenchuleyikouxianxue。

zhei……qigesaozidasuanwanzhendea?

meigerenpeizijiyigeyue?

这是把自己当什么?

播种器么?

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kandaoyeranyijiushineiyifumangrandeshense,yulinglongmeitouweizhou,nandaoshizijidecuojue?

gangcaiyishunjian,yulinglongsihuganshoudaoleyeranshenshangdeqixijuliebodong。

ruoyeranhaishiyigeshazidehua,shibutaikenengdiaodongzijideqixibodongdea?

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