第二章:傻子身份不简单

zaitakanlai,zheirenkenengshigetongxinglian,zhuangshaboqutatongqingxin,jiushiweileshuita。

zheimexiangzhe,qianduorenbuzhuxiangshangquzaihenhenjiaoxunzheigepianziyidun。

haimeilaidejidongzuo,zuozaidishangderenquewadeyishengkulechulai。

qianduokanzhezhifanleng,meixiangdaoxianzaidepianzizheimewuchi,zhanlebianyihaihaoyisiku。

“bizuia,bieyiweinikulewojiubudanile。”qianduoxionghendizhizheta。

weixuqinghaishiku,kudetileihengliu,jianbangkongzhibuzhudidoudong。leishuizaitalianshangchongshuachuliangdaobaiyin,kudeshangxinyoutouru。

qianduobuyoudezhouqimei,huyidikanzheta,yaoshizheidoushiyanchulaide,yebuzhiyuhunchengzheiyang。

“biekule,wowenni,weishenme,ke。”qianduoyansudikanzheta,shuodaoyibanquegengleyixia,“weishenmemo、mowo。”

weixuqingzhalezhashirundeyanjiemao,xiaoxinyiyidizhuazhuqianduodeshouzhang,chouyezheshuo:“jihaochide…yaomo、mo…qin、qin…”

“shenme?”qianduobujiedikanzheta。

weixuqingyouzhongfuleyibian,qianduozheicaiyoulegedagaidicaixiang。

buquedingdiwenta:“nishishuowojinichide,suoyicaiqinwo,mowo?”

shuozhefeichangxingxiangdizhilezhita,bilegeaixinyouzhilezhiziji,jiezhejuelejuezui,zaishenxiasuiyihualeliangxia。

weixuqingdaidaidikanzheta,guolehuiermingbaitadeyisihoumengdiantou,xuezhetadedongzuozuoleyibian,zuodaozuihouyibuyouyaomoshangqu。

“deng、dengdeng。”qianduolianmangzhizhi,yibazhuazhutadejianbang,yansudao:“sheijiaonizheiluanqibazaodedongxi,yihoubuxuzheimeganle,tingjianmei?”

taguzuoyifuxiongedeyangzi,keweixuqingkanzaiyanliquebujuedehaipa,wenyanzhishiguaiguaidiantou。

jiranzheigerenbuxihuan,neitajiubumole,buguoqinqindeshihouhaoxiangmeiyoushengqi,neihaishikeyiqinqinde。

zhetenglehaoyihuier,liangrencaishuoqingchu。

qianduohaishibutaifangxin,jiangzheishazibangzaishafashang,zheicaihuiqujixushuijue。

yiri,qianduodaizheheiyanquancongchuangshangpaqilai,buzhidaoshibushiyinweizuowanshouleciji,zaicishuizhehoutayouzuolemeng,banyejiuxingle,huandiaoneikuhouquezenmedoushuibuzhele。

zaiqukanshafashangbangchengzongzideren,shuidekebitaxiang,huisedeshafashangshenzhihaiyouyituankeyideshensehenji。

“weiwei!qilaile。”qianduobushuangzheigejiaodetayiwanshangmeishuihaoderenshuidebitahaixiang,guoqujiangchuanglianxiankai,pailepaitadeliandaner。

cimudeyangguangdazailianshang,weixuqingfeilijiangyanjingzhengkaiyitiaofeng,henkuaiyouheshangle。

qianduobianjixupaidata,bianjiezheriguangjinjuliguanchatadeyangzi。

faxianzheirendewuguanqishizhangdehaikeyi,hulveneimanshizangwudeliandanerhezaluandezhangfa,haishigeyangmaoqingjundeshuaixiaohuo。

jiushishenxingtaishou,qianduoshunzhetadexiahejixuwangxiakan,shixiannuodaoxiongkoushiturandunzhu,neichudetuanhaoxiangshitazaidianshiguanggaolijianguodemingpaibiaozhi。

zaikantajiaoshangchuandepixie,xiangyasedebaipixiezhanlehenduowuji,kehaishikeyikanchupixiedezhidishijihaodeeyupizhichengde。

zheishaziyishenmingpai,shuobudingshinajianaozibuhaoshidefuerdaihejiarenzousanle,tayaoshijiangrensonghuiquhuoxuhaikeyidedaoyibibuxiaodedaxiejin。

zheimexiangzhe,qianduobuguansanqiershiyi,limajiangshazizhuaiqilai,zailouxiachiguofanhou,zuozhesanlunchehuosuganwangzuijindejingju。