第一章
shengrihuishang，jimeihezuilewumiewoxianqilaogongduan。
laogongdangchangdanu，“guyijiazhuangxinglengdan、chuangshangfangbukai，haitucaolaoziduan？”
“zhangyudaoshizhang！nigunqurentadanglaogonga！！”
houwan，wobeidiushuizuguan。
yigeyuehou，tacaidafacibeidigenjimeiguolai，jiewohuijia。
“xianzainiyinggaizhidaotaizhang，yebushiduohaoleba？”
wobaozhezhangyuchushou，qinmidechanzaiwodetuishang，youdaozhechushoutiaokaiwodequnbian，
“ngng，laogongwohaoaini！”
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toumingdeshuizuxiangli，fenhongsedezhangyuchushouyuxipanbutingjiuchanzheyigenvren。
gaonongdudetezhixinxisu，guoleyigeyueyaoxiaocaishuaijian。
“laogong！ng，haoai，haoaini......”
liudingyuangangtajinlaijiutingjianwodeshengyin，manyidediandiantou，
“meixiangdaozheiyigeyuedehuigaijiaoyu，zheimechenggong！yanxiatajujudoubuwangjiaolaogong，yebuwangwoteyizhaolaizheigexinghaodezhangyu。”
“xianzaitagaimingbai，taizhangyemeishenmehaochu。”
我老公很欣慰。
pangbiandejimeiluyao，piejiantadeshenqing，weijigandunsheng。
“yuange，nikansaozigenneixiechushouwanshuadeneimehao，lianwomenguolaidoumeizhuyi......huibuhuigenbenmeiyougai？”
“gegehaoxintiqianlaijieta，taquebuzhihuigai。”
“gegedehaoyi，youbeitagufule！”
nvrenqiduojiao，jinjinlouzhuwolaogongdegebo。
liudingyuanmoudiqingyufanyong，shensejiqifuza。
xianranbeitayige“you”zijiqicongqianwomensanrenzhijian，cunzaidezhongzhongbuyukuai。
shuizuguanli，bodangdeaimeishuishengjiazawodexiweidongjing。
tingzheneiyigege“laogong”，nanrenbiaoqingjianhuan。
“suanle，suiranmeiwanquangaihao，danyebiyigeyueyiqianhaohenduole！”
“womendoudadudian，bugentajijiaole。miandetayoudengbizishanglian，shuowomenlianggerenlianheqilaiqifuta！”
luyao“heng”leyiju，buzaimingyanzunao。
“叩叩。”
liudingyuanqiaoleliangxiashuizuxiang。
“biejiaoqing！ganjinchulaigenwomenhuijia。”
wochongerbuwen，liangzhishoupanshangzhangyu，lianjiashangyanfenfusheng。
“laogong......”
beiwobutingjiaozhedeneigenanren，liansequeyuelaiyuehei。
xiankaishuizuxiangdegaihou，tayibajiangwocongshuilihaochulai，eshengeqidiwen。
“lifeifei，nigenwozhuangshenmeni？”
“laozimingmingzaizheili，nibaozhezhizhangyuyizhihanlaogongshizenmehuishi？！”
wodeshixianmeitongtaduishang。
ganshoudaozijitong“laogong”fenli，likexiangfensezhangyushenshouqiujiu。
“laogong，laogongjiuwo！youhuairen！”
liudingyuanmengranqiazhuwobozi，qiangzhiwokanta。
“kanwo、kanwo，wocaishinilaogong！nipingshenmehanzhewo，quezaikanyitiaozhangyu？！”
woyanjingshijiao，buandedingzheshuizuxianglidezhangyu，fengleban，liangzhishouhenhenpaidaliudingyuandegebo，
“gun！wolaogong，wolaogong......”
“tafenmingzaineili！！”
wodeshouzhizhixiang，heranshibuyuanchuneitiaozhengyouguolaidefensedazhangyu。
liudingyuanbei**dezhouransongshou，mianshangyipiankongbai。
luyaozoushangqian，yiweizaitashenpang：“jiejie，jiusuanniduigegexinliyoumaiyuan，yebunenggongranyongyizhizhangyujitadailvmaoa！”
wenyan，wolaogonglianseyihei，
“死性不改！”
“kendingshizaizhuangfengmaisha！dengzhe，wozheijiaorenguolaichaichuan！”