“buguomeiyouguanxie，shixiong，shimeiwoduinizuihaole，tedijinitiaoxuanleyixieniaichide，denghuiniyanghaoshang，zhenghaokeyichenrechi。”
guchaeryibianchizhe，yibianyongxiangshimeimeiyiyangsazhejiaoyiyangwenroudehuayushuozhe。
zheizhongganjuebidanchunchidaoshizundezhouhaiyaoshuang。
tayiqianzenmejiumeiyoufaxianzheizhongwanfani？
zhiyusulideshangshi，tagenbenjiubudanxin。
bijingshizheigefeiwushixiongzibuliangli，feiyaoquzuozheiyangdeshiqing。
tangzaichuangshangmeiyoubanfadongdan，yeshitahuogai，shitazishieguo。
fanzhengyiqianfeiwushixiongyemeicidoukeyibuchidanyaodiaolihaoshangshi，xianzaidehua，kendingyeshikeyide。
kuangqiegenshixiongjinxingbishideneigerenshishijie。
suirantabingbuxihuanshijiekanshangquyifubushirenjianyanhuo，lengbingbingdemoyang。
danshidoushiyigeshimenderen，nanbuchengshijiehaihuiduishixiongchushoubucheng。
guchaerrenwei，shixiongsuligenbenjiumeiyoushouzheimezhongdeshang，xianzaitangzaichuangshangjiushiweileboqushizundetongqing。
sulitangzaichuangshangxiuxi，shunbiansikaoxiazijituizongzhihoukeyizuoxieshenme。
yinweishizunluoqibaidebuguanbugu，suoyitaweilehuoquxiulianziyuan，jiechulebushaozijibushuxidelingyu，jibianshilikaizongmenyeyouhenduobucuodequchu。
daizaizongmenlimian，fandaohuixianzhitadeziyou。
youqishiqianduanshijian，shizunyuelaiyuepinfandechaxuntaderenwujifen，ranhoushanzuozhuzhang，titajiangzijizanxialaidejifenhuadiao，huanquyixieqitadedongxi。
tazaitixingshizunduocihou，duifangrengjiubuyuanyitingqu。
xianzaizaizongmenlimian，jibianshizanyixiejifenlaihuanquzijixuyaodedongxidoushiyijiankunnandeshiqing。
jiandaoguchaermeiyoudarenhezhaohuzhijiechuangrudaozijidefangjianlimian，sulixiangyaojiaoxuntayidun，danshiyinweiganggangluoqibaideyongbao，rangtadeshangshizaiyicijiazhong，xianzaixiangyaodongdandoushiyijianwubikunnandeshiqing。
takanzheguchaerziguzideduishourouzhoutiaotiaojianjian，pieguotoukanleguoqu。
师尊煮的粥吗？
yiqiantatoutoukandaoguoshizunjixiaoshimeisongzhoudeyangzi，wenzheweidaojiujuedehaoxianghaoxiang。
ruguozijiyenengchishangyikoudehua，shuobudingzheibeizidoubuhuiwangjiba？
tacengjingqueshihuanxiangguozheiyangdechangjing，danshixianzaiyijingbusicongqianneibankewangle。
dengdaolikailezongmenzhihou，tayekeyizhuanhenduodelingshizhuanhenduodeqian，ranhoumaizijixihuandedongxi。
jintianbeishizunluoqibaimomingqimiaodeyongbaoleyifan，sulifaxianhenduoshiqingdoushizijijialelvjing。
shijishangbingweimeiyoutaxiangxiangzhongdeneimemeihao。
ruguoshiyiqiandehua，tahuoxuhuiqidaishizunjizijiyigeyongbao。
zhidaojintian，taqieqieshishidebeishizunluoqibaiyongbao，caiyishidaoyongbaoyebingbushiyijianmeihaodeshiqing。
ruguolianggerenbushicongduifangdejiaoduchufakaolvwentidehua。
tayijingbujideshishenmeyangdeganjuele，zhijuedetong，hentong。
qumeizhihou，taduiyucengjingqidaicongshizunshenshanghuodededongxi，doumeiyoushenmexingqule。
jibianshishizunqinshoubazuohaodezhouduandaotademianqianweita，tayeweibixiangchi。
sulitianfujijia，ziranyewenchulezhoulimianhaosihaijialeyao。
yinweichangnianmeiyoushizundefuchi，suoyitazijihuoqudaodeziyuanyonglaitishengshili，doushijiqijiangjiuxingjiabide。
erzheiwanzhoulimianyaodepinzhibingbushihenhao，shimeiyoujingguoteshuchulide，yaoxingyuxiaoshimeideshentikongpabutaiduifu。
xiaoshimeiconglaimeiyouchiguopinzhirucichadedanyao，shentiyishizhijianshimeiyoubanfashiyingde。
“nizheigezhoushicongnalaide？nishaochiyidian。”
sulishengyinzhandoudeshuodao，guangshikaikoushuohua，douqianchezheshenshangdeshangkou，rangtarenbuzhuqingkelejisheng。
guchaerjiandaosulikechulaixue，shenzixiayishizhandouleyixia，wanghoutuiletui。
“feiwushixiong，nibuzhidaowoyunxuea，kexueliwoyuanyidian，xuebiejiandaowodeshenshangle。”
shuozhe，guchaerbianyouxiedeyidikanxiangsuli，qinghengzheshuodao：
“feiwushixiongyoubushibuzhidao，wogenbenjiubuhuizuofan。”
“zheiwanzhouziranshishizunqinshouzuodele~”
“buguowokebuhuirangjishixiongde，ruguoshixiongxiangchidehua，jiubawotiaodaopanzilimiandezheixiechidiaoba，fanzhengshixiongyiqianbushitebiexihuanchiwoshengxiadefancaima？”
shuowan，guchaerfandaoshichidegengkuaiyegengduoleyixie。
fengjuancanyunzhixia，yiwanzhoubianquanbuxiadule。
sulijianzhuang，yemeiyouquguanguchaer。
yiwangzaitaeduzidezhuangtaixia，queshishichilebushaoguchaershengxialaidefancai，caihuodaolexianzai。
danshitadezongmenjifenzaoyijingbeishizunluoqibaihuanquchengqitadeziyuan，huazaileguchaerhetashijiedeshenshang。
jiuliantadeneiyifendanyaoyebeiluoqibailingqu，jiaojilelianggeren。
sulibingbujuedezijihaiqiantamenshenme。
yanjinyuci，guchaerbuyuanyiquting，suliyemeiyoujixuzaiyi，fandaoshizhongxinkaishidiaolizijideshangshi。
dengdaochabuduokeyixiadizouluhou，tabianqishenlikaicangwujianzong。
zhishiguchaerjiangzheiwanzhouhewanzhihou，wanhaimeilaidejifangxia，bianganjuezijideduzifengqiyunyong。
yishenshiyizhichongnaohai，shixingdafa。
tadeliandantonghongwubi，wangxiangsulimeitouweizhou，danshiquehenkuaibianbeijiongpodebiaoqingsuozheyan。
tadexiuliantianfuburusulihedashijie，suoyihenduofanrendefanyingtabushiwanquanmeiyou。
danbijingyoushizunweizhegezhonggeyangdedanyao，meiyoufuyongwuguzaliang，suoyijibianshimeiyoupigu，yekeyiyizhizijideshenti，bujinxingpaixie。
jibianshitajinshileqitashiwu，xiangshishuiguo、shucaizheiyang，youshizunzaidehua，yekeyijiangshiwuwanquanzhuanhuaweishentisuoxudenengliang，shengxiadezazhizhijietongguohuxihuozheqitafangshipaichutiwaijiukeyi。
xianzaishizunbuzaishenbian，yiqieyoulaidezheimeturan。
xianzaifeiwushixiongshouleshang，genbenjiumeiyoubanfabangzhutajiangshiwuzhuanhuanchengqitadenengliang。
kuangqierangtaquqiuzijishixiong，tashikendingbuhuidele。
ganshoudaoneiguchongdongyuefaqianglie，guchaerdeliandantonghong，henhendedenglesuliyiyan，shenzhilianfanhedoumeiyounazou，jiuwuzhezijideduzipaolechuqu。
kendingshiyinweishixiongkandaozijiheleshizunsongjizijideshourouzhou，xinshengjidu，suoyicaitoutoudezaizhoulimianjialeshenmedongxi。
然后让自己出糗。
zheigekeede**shixiong！
就知道欺负她！