第2章
xieyuanpiguwanghounuo，biannuobianhan，xianglitadejianyuanyidian。
tameicaicuo，weiyejiushixiangshata！
zaikanduimiancaotaihoudelian，yijiucixiang，xiaomimidefangfoyizhimilefo，shanshuodeyandiqueshanguoyimoanguang。
kanxiangtadeyanshen，fangfotashizhenbanshangrenrenzaigedeyu。
tayouaihaoqilai，“diediejiuwo！jiejiejiuwo！”
“ayuanzaiyebuhetianjiule！ayuanyaohuijia！”
zhishengzhiqi，kudetisihengliu，toufashideyiliuliuzhanzaitoupishang。zhifenqihejiuqihunzaiyiqi。
meiyouyisimeigan，fandaorangrenjuedetaxiangjieshangdeqigai。
caotaihouyuanbenbiyideyanshengengtianyifenyane。
zheiyaneziranyebeixieyuanchajuedaole。
dantabudongshengsedikuhao，yuekuyueyongli，yuekuyuechou。
choudeweiyeyibahaozhutatoufa，xianghaocaoyiyang，badetatoupidouteng。
youyizhangpaizaitaxiongkou，“sou”diyisheng，xieyuanshentizhuangzaihoushideshimupingfengshang。
“嘭——”
jigufangfobeifutoucongzhongjianpikai，tengdexieyuanyangmiantangzaidishangqibulai。
她心里暗戳戳在骂。
goudongxishezhengwang，zhanchangshangduidirenneimehen，duitayigeshouhaizhehaishigeshazi，yezheimehen？
“biexiaoxiangnibugaixiangdedongxi！”
谁肖想了？
自恋狂！
蛇精病！
xieyuantengdejixukuchusheng。
yanxiyaoyanquantao，tabunengbantuerfei！
bacaotaihoukudetouteng，“haole，bengongdayingjiniyigejiaodai。”
xieyuantingdao，feidanbuxi，fandaoshengtengqibuxiangdeyugan。
danpingxieyuluanhechengxiang，zenmeyoudanzisuanjishezhengwang，bidinghuiyougongneizhirenyuqiliyingwaihecainengchengshi。
zheigeren，chuletaihouhainengyoushei？
caotaihoumingmianshanggongzhengbua，shizejiushiyaobataheshezhengwangkunzaiyiqi。
yishibiposhezhengwangqutafangqiqingmeizhumadetaifudinv，bijingweiyeshuole，weijiazhinengquyigezhengfei，meiyousanqisiqieyishuo。
ershiyaoweiyemengshangxibutuodewuming，youyichishawangfei，tangtangshezhengwanghaibulunweiquanjingchengdexiaobing？
jieshiweiyexiangrongdengdabaoyemeikenengle。
wenchenwujiangmenyigedoubuhuidaying。
keshezhengwangzenmetundexiazheikouqi？shibiyaonatafanji，takenenghaiweijiarushezhengwangfu，jiubeirennongsile。
“真的吗？”
xieyuanguzuodanxiaodisesuo，kushoudeshouzhuajincaotaihoupaojiaosibusongshou。
“neigumujiaojiejiehexuangegelaipeiwo，wohaipa！neigehuaidan！”
meishuoliangju，xieyuandeaihaoshengjixuyongqi。
caotaihouhuliyanyimi，“shezhengwang，nizenmekan？”
“chengxiangfuerxiaojiebeidiuzaigongli，daxiaojiehechengxiangjiuzheimelikaile？”weiyelengxiao，“taganpashangbenwangdeta，meiyourentiaosuo，benwangbuxin。”
“fashengzheimedadeshi，taihoubuhuiyerenweichengxiangyijianengtaodeleganxiba？”
caotaihoumianwubodong，“aijiaxiangxinyuluan，tacongxiaoxindishanliang，zuobuchuzheizhongxianhaitiaosuoqinmeideshilai，daoshixieyuan，shengxingwanlie，kuaichuanghuo......”
“benwangxiwangkanjianzhengju，erbushitaihouzaibeihoubaobishei。”
zhidiyoushengdeyanyu，bataihoududejinsheng。
“pataihouxincishouruan，benwangyijingpairenjiangchengxiangheerxiaojiejiaolaile。”
xieanshenzhangbachi，rongyandieli，xieyuluanzeqiaolikeren，gupanshenghui。
liangrenqianjiaogangtajinyanfugong，xieyuanhoujiaojiuchaoxieyuluanshenshangpuqu，“jiejie，nikuaigaosutamen，shinirangwoheletianjiu，haijiaocuihuanbawodaidaozheili，dengwoxinglai，zaiquzhaocuihuan，tayijingbujianle！”
aiyushezhengwangzaichang，xieyuluandaomeiyouyijiaojiangxieyuantikai。
xieanlishenghechi，“haibukuaibatalakai，fengfengdiandian，chenghetitong。”
chaoshiqieshaoguodeyiquntiezaixieyuluanshenshang，likebeitaxianedidengleyiyan，zhuanerxiangshezhengwangjieshi，“wangyeqiewutingmeimeifengyanfengyu，shenmetianjiu，yanxishangsuoyongzhijiu，doushigumuyishouanpai，chennvhelezenmemeishi？”
taijianbaxieyuantuokai，shundaibuleliangjiao。
xieyuanbaotouaihaoliangsheng，“jiejiemeihe！cuihuankeyizuozheng，cuihuanni？”
“xiuyaohuluanpanyao，”xieanzhizhetama，“nizheigelangxingoufeibuzhilianchidedongxi，niajieweihehaini？”
“wobuguanwobuguan，woyaocuihuan，woyaocuihuan！”
sapodagun，tisihengliu。
xieyuanyizhangchouliancanburendu。
xieyuluanduishezhengwangqiuqing，“meimeishenzhibuqing，buruxianrangmeimeihuifuxiuyangjiri，qingxingqingxing，wangyezai......”
“zishitida，yikerongbudedanwu。”weiyedaduanta，xilengyinzhideshixianluozaixieyuluanshenshang，sixiaofeixiao，youzhongyaobokaitatundiaodelengyi。
xieyuluanxinxiayizhan，shezhengwangnandaochajueleshenme？
“erxiaojiezhizhengcuihuan，neicuihuanxianzaizaina？”weiyesixiaofeixiao，mouguangshanguoyidaohenli。
“buqiao，cuihuanjinrihuijiatanqin，wangyeyaobugairi......”xieyuluantaojiahaijia。
“tanqin？”weiyeyanshenshunjianxili，“ganggangchugongjiuqutanqin，haishizaihaishi？”
“shichuturan，cuihuanniangturanbingzhong，wotexutahuijiatanqin。”xieyuluanshensedishuibulou。
xieyuanwensheng，xindizhejiqilai。
shenmetanqin，fenmingjiushibeihai，denggairizaizhaocuihuan，zhipacuihuanyisi，siwuduizheng。
neitaqibushizhiyousiluyitiao？
“wuwuwu，”xieyuanyaozheshouzhi，jiuzherushidetoufa，“renkeyisihaoduohuima？”
huayinweiluo，zaichangsuoyourendoubiyidikanzheta。
youqishitaihou，yandideyanebujiayanshi。
chulexieyuluan，xieyuanyuguangpiequshi，tahenhendenglezijiyiyan。
xieyuanxinlilengxiao，quedanchundikanxiangweiye。
“erxiaojiezhenshichisha，”weiyeshenbiantaijianwangfuxiaodao，“rensibunengfusheng。”
“nipianren！”xieyuanwaizhenaodaizhizhewangfu，“cuihuanjiejieshuo，taniangzaitashisuineinianjiusile！”
tahuayinweiluo，weiyeqingkeqiazhutabozi，shoushanglidaojiazhong。
“你再说一遍？”
“wuwuwu，teng——”xieyuantengdehuxibuchang，qingzheliandengtui，“nimencaichisha，cuihuanniangsileyihuihainengzaisiyihui，neirensijiunengfusheng！”
xieyuluanlianseshenglehuangluan，tameixiangdaozheigeshazijuranliancuihuanniangshenmeshihousidedouzhidao。
danzaiweiyekanguolaideshihou，tashensecongrong。
“妹妹记错了。”
“wuwuwu，wocaimeijicuo，”xieyuanzaiweiyeshoulizhengzha，“buxinniwencuihuan！jiushicuihuanniangsile，tadiecaibatamaijinwangfude！”