第1章 这草率的穿越

yanqiandezhuhuoyimingyiandiyaoyetiaodongzhe,xiangyizhizhitiaodongzhedexiaohuoren。

“chuilazhu!chuilazhu!”

zaizhouweirendeqihongshengzhong,xuwanyuandefengxitongwanyaochuimielelazhu。

erzaizhuhuohuangdongximiedetongshi,fengxitongyanqianyihei,zhijuezhouzaodeshengyinliantongtadeyishiyiqiyuelaiyueyuan。

xiayimiao,tadeshenzimengdizhikong,suijiyouzhuirubinglengcigudeshuizhong,shuiliuchongjizhetadewuguan,lveduozhetadeyangqi,tadeshentibutingdixiazhui,weiyouqiangdadeqiushengyuposhizhetajiannandipulengshuangbeipinmingwangshang。

“yangdazhijiadebianyiyatoutiaohele!”

“快救人啊!”

zheishifengxitongchedishiquyishiqianzuihoutingdaodehua。

滴答、滴答、滴答。

fengxitongshizaiyipianchaoshidedishuishengzhonghuifuyishide,taxiangyaozhengkaiyan,danyanpizifangfoyouqianjinzhong,taxiangyaodongyixia,quefaxianshentijiangyingdifateng。

zheishi,tatingdaoshenbianyilaoyishaoliangdaomoshengnvzishuohuasheng:

“xiaojianren,laoniangdenanrendougangouda,neihezenmebuyansini!”

“niang,zheixiaojianrendouyijingxialehaigoudawodie,neilaowangucunzhangyeshi,rendouyijingxialehaiyaorangzijideerziquyigexiazihuiqu,zhenshinaoziyoubing!”

“wobuguan,niang~woyaojiajicunzhangdeerzi,niyidingyaobangwoa~”

“nikeshiniangdebaobeinver,niangbubangnibangshei,nifangxin,niangyijingxiangdaofazishoushizheigexiaojianrenle,niangyijingshoulezhutufudeyinzi,mingtianjiubazheixiaojianrenjirensongguoqu,dengtachengleyikuaipolan,cunzhangxianqitahailaibuji,neihunshibujiuluodaonidetoushangle。”

“wojiuzhidaoniangduiwozuihaole~”

liangrendeshengyinbansuizheyizhenzoulushengyuanqu。

fengxitongnaoziyiduidewenhao:

谁勾搭谁?

sheishixiazi,sheiyaoqushei?

这两说话的又是谁?

haiyou,weishenmetadongbulaile?!

fengxitongnaodaishangdewenhaoyuelaiyueduo,zhishibudengtaxiangmingbai,lianshangjiujiejieshishiaileyibazhang。

lianshangchuanlaidehuolaladetongrangfengxitongmengle,youlianbeiyonglidiqiazhu,tatingdaolebuzhidaoshenmeshihouzhefandenianqingnvziyaoyaehendeshengyin:“meixiangdaoa,liangcidounongbusini,mingkezhenda!”

nvhaiyibianmazhezuinantingdehua,yibianyonglideshaonvshouruodeshentishangsichunieqia,quemeifaxianchuangtashangdeshaonvquantoumanmandiniejinle。

fengxitonghenbudelimatiaoqishenjirenyitaozuhequan:nizuihaobaoyouzijibuyaoluodaowodeshouli,buranrangnichibuledouzhezou!

nvhaifaxiewanhou,xiaozhepaishaonvdelian:“meiguanxi,daolemingtiannixiangsidounan,fengzhangle,wodengzhekannibianchengwanrenxiandejianhuohahahaha。”

fengzhanglezheigemingziyichu,yixiebushuyufengxitongdejiyirukuangliuyigunaodiyongxianzaitadenaozi,judaditengtongrangfengxitongzaicihunjue。

dengfengxitongzaixinglai,neididadidadeshuishenghaizai,dansizhouheianjingmi,zhishengtayirenle。

fengxitonghuanmanditaishoumolemozijideyanjing,queshishenmeyekanbujian,buxinxiedijizijibalexiamai,zheiyibazhijietajizhengjuewangle,fabaidezuichundouadou:“wokao……”

danfanfengxitongxianzainengbengqilai,tafeizhizhelaotiandamayisheng:“hundan!”

sheinenggaosuta,xianzaichuanyuemenjiandouzheimedilema?

tazhishichuilegeshengrilazhu,zenmejiu——chuan!yue!le!?

要不要这么草率?!

erqiehaishichuanyuedaozheimeyigemeileqinniangyoubeiqindiepaoqihaibeiedubiaoqinqilingshijinianzuihouhaixialedexiaokelianshenshang。

fengxitongmomoliuxialewuxingdelei。

turanxiangdaoleshenme,fengxitongturanbugushentideshangmengdizuoqishen,zaishenshangsichumosuozhe,zuihouzaizuoshouwanshangmodaoleshuxidexingzhuang,dushuyutamengulingyijiazudeyinsizhuo!

fengxitongyonglideyaohuangqizuoshou,bianyaobianpai:“linglingyao?linglingyao?linglingyao……”

fengxitongbuduandiduizhezhuozihujiao,keyizhimeiyoushengyinhuiying,jiudangtayaofangqi,yidaoruannuodeluoliyincongzhuozilixiangqi:“ganshenmea,hairangburangrenshuijuea~”

tingdaoshengyindefengxitongjiuchaxijierqile,baozhezuoshoukuangqin,xianqideluoliyinxiangqi:“yiu~nihaoexina,kuaifangkai。”

chaoshiheiqidechaifangli,fengxitongdeweizhifanqileyinsewennuandeguang,guangyuanzhengshitashouzhuoshangdechiyuzhuzi,yizhiyindiecongzhuzilifeichu,chongzhefengxitongbaoyuan:“wokunsile,nibuhaohaochinideshengridangao,zhetengwoganmaya。”

fengxitongjingzhundijiangyindiewozhu,zaicifangzaizuibiankuangqin:“linglingyao,qinrenna!”

yindiexianqidiyongchibangqutuifengxitongdelian,yeshizheishicaifaxianmoshengdesizhouyijiyanqiansuoxiaobandezijiaxiaozhuren:“woqu!zheishina,niyoushinalaideliuermihou?!”

fengxitongzhengzhunbeihelinglingyaohaohaotucaozijizheimatiandounanpingdezaoyu,chaifangmenzaizheishizhiyadakaile。

来者不善!

fengxitongzhuazheyindieqiangchengqishentiduoleqilai,zhongtuhaimoleyizhicuchai。

yidaoheiyingmanmanzoujinfengxitongganggangsuozaidechuangta,nanrenweisuodeshengyinxiangqi:“xiaomeiren~nidehaoshushulaile~”

fengxitonglimajiurenchushengyindezhurenzhengshiqinfanyuanshenbuchengbarenbizhitiaohedeyuanxiong,yuanshendeyuanfangbiaoshu。

fengxitongwojinchaizhi,wushengzoudaonanrendeshenhou,meiyouyouyu,yonglihuixia,pengshengzhihoushinanrenduancudejiaoshenghedaodisheng。