第4章 九九八十一次

qichutakandaozheiyichangjingdangranbuyuanyi,danshidaitalaidezheirenbuzhidaoshishenmeshenshou,chushoudianletaxigaiguyixia,tajingranjiuzhanbuqilaile!yigumomingdekongjurangtabuganduoyan,danshishenhouyuelaiyueduojujiderenqun,rangtazhujianruhanmangcibei,liansetieqing。

“zheibushilinjiadeshaoyema,zenmezaihouyuan,tashoushangnazhegeshenme?”

“aiyoneibushichugongyongdegongtongma!hahahahahahaha,zheipabushireledaxiaojieshengqi,zhengshuamatonglebahahahaha。”

“aiyohaizhenshi,wotingshuoqianxierizilinshaoyequguanghualoubeimujiaxiaojiedailegezhengzhe,guyougurenguijingji,jinyoulingongzishuagongtong,miaozaimiaozaia!”

“ai,shuoqilainingzuopinkunfu,yebuyuanzuogaomenxu,nikankanzheilinjiashenmedouburumujia,haishangganzhequ,zheiyihouderizi,kenanaoluo。”

zhongrendehuabujueruer,linziqianlianseyijingyinchendenengdishui,taxiangjiakuaishoushangsudu,danshicongweiganguohuodetashucirangsiguaqiucongshoushangtuoluo,bujinruci,haijiangwushuijiandemanshendoushi。

“aaaa,wobushuale!”linziqianqijibaihuaidirengdiaosiguaqiu。

xiayimiao,tabeihoubeimengranyiji,taxianxiedierushuitongli,linziqianfenhendihuitou。

zhanzaitayoucedenanren,shencaigaoda,miansechenjingdao:“jiujiubashiyici,linshaoyehaiyoujiujiuqishierci。xiaojieshuole,yicidoubuzhunshao。”

“**desuannagencong,ganminglingwo?!——a!”linziqianqidenaqimutongchaonanrenrengqu,jieguobeibanlejiaozhenggerenchaozheshuilipuguoqu。

putongyisheng,linziqiandiezuozaidishang,hunshenshishui,takanzhezijishenshangzhanmandechouqideshuizi,lengzhule。

daozaibuyuanchudedemutongturanchuanlaikacayisheng,linziqiandaidaidikanguoqu,jiujiantongcongzhongjiankaishiliekai,jianjiansuichengyiduimupian。

shenhoudeshengyinlengruoguishen:“huaile,huanyige。haiyoujiujiubashiyici。”

“……”

jujizaimenkouderenzhikandaolinziqianjiangyinglebanshen,jiezhezhizhididaolexiaqu。

zhongrenlenglebanmiaoturandahandao。

“buhaole,linjiagongzibeishiniaochouyunle!”

……

“hahahahahahaha……”

kongjianlidexiaotuanzikanzhefumenkoudenaojuxiaodezhibuqiyaolai:“nizheigeshiweitaiyouyisile,xiaosiwole,hahahahahaha……”

mujiusichadianyepenxiaochulai,tahelekouchayaleyasangzi,renxiaodao:“xiaomugecongxiaojiuzheiyang。lengjunbuji,danshijiushiyouqisirendebenshi。”

zhishiqianshitayubukeji,zhongjianbufen。

daitahaode,taqizhirulv,daitaxuqingjiayide,tapengruozhibao……

“duile!”xiaotuanzituranzahudao,mujiusilianqishense,kanxiangta,“zenmele?”

kongjianlidexiaotuanzizuoqilai,panqixiaopangtuiyilianyousi:“wogangfaxian,wolailezheigeshijieliliangbianruole。”

“liliangbianruo?”mujiusizhoumei,“zenmehuizheiyang,shiyinweiwoxianzaibianxiaodeyuangu?”

xiaotuanziyaoyaotou:“youyidingguanxi,danbuquanshi,woyinyinganjueyoushenmedongxizaizudangwo。”

“nengchachushishenmedongxima?”

“muqianchabuchulai,danshinifangxin,baohunihaishichuochuoyouyude。”

mujiusifanlegebaiyan,zheiwuqiangeshijiexialai,sheibaohusheihaibuyidingni。

tahelekoushui,zanshibikaizheigehuati,wendao:“wodieniangni?”

“在门口。”

“……shenme?”mujiusiyikoushuipuchulai,nanyizhixindao。

“daolehaoyihuierleba,haoxiangbuganjinlai。”

“……”mujiusituranchenmole,taxiangqilaixianzaizhengshitachenmilinziqianzuiyaoshengyaosidedibu,buranyebuhuizhuizhetaquwanhualou。

danzhengyinweizheiyang,tazaiwaimiandemingshengjiweinanting,wairendaotabuzhixiuchi,xiaoxiaonianjijiugenzhenanrenpao,lianleizhenggejiazudouzaiwaimengxiu。rujinhuilai,tazenmeyoulianqujianfumu。

“……wodenghuierzhuangyun,nimofangaqiandeshengyinjiaowodieniangxianzou。”

“什么?”

xiaobaituanzijianjiaoyisheng,gangxiangmahuiqu,jiutingdaowaimianchuanlaiaqiandeshengyin。

“aiya,laoyefuren,nimenzenmezhanzaiwaimianbujinquya。”

完了,来不及了。

mujiusihuosutangzaichuangshang,biyanzhuangyun。

menkouaqiantuimenjinlai,shenhoulinqiaozhihemuyuanzhangmaizheweixiaodebuzigenzhejinlai,liangrenzouyibukanyibu,huoxiangshineiyoumengshouyiban。

shineihenanjing,aqianjiangchapanfangzaizhuozishang,jiuzhunbeiquxianneishidemenlian,gangshenshoujiubeirenlanxiale。

linqiaozhilanzhuta,youxiechouchudichaoneishikanleyan,dishengwenaqian:“xiaojie,zhendexinglema?”

aqiankantazheiyang,yeyadileshengyin,huidao:“xingle,gangcaihaibabiaoshaoyezhuonongleyifanni,furen,wokanxiaojiezheicishizhendexiangtongle,buranyebuhuirangbiaoshaoyequshuamatongni。”shuodaozuihourenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。

linqiaozhipailetayixia,yerenbuzhuxiaodao。

“haole,zheishierjiwolanzaiduzili,bunengshuoshixiaojiezuode,zhidaoma?”

mujiusizaiwanhualoubeirentuixialouti,suiranbushilinziqianzuode,danshishiqingyintaerqi,linqiaozhiyezaojiukanzheigezhizibushunyanle。

ruobushikanzainiangjiadefenershang,tayexianghenhenchengzhitayihui!

meixiangdaozuihouhaishizijiazheigexiaozuzongzijijizijibaolechou,jiushichuanchuquduimingshengbudahao。

xiangdaomujiusirujinzaiwaidemingsheng,linqiaozhiyourenbuzhutanqi。

aqiandiantou:“zhidaode,furen。”takanleyiyanyijiuanjingdeshinei,youdishengwendao:“furenhelaoyezhendebujinqukankanxiaojiema?”

linqiaozhehemuyuanzhangduishiyiyan,fenbiecongduifangdeyanlikandaoleyouyu。

linqiaozhixianglexiang,haishitanlekouqi:“suanle,xinglejiuhao,womenjiubujinqule,miandeyoushiyifanzhengchao。nidenghuizhaotaiyizailaikankan,queshenmequkufangliqu,xiaojiehunmileyigeyuekendingyaodabu,woneieryougenrencan,denghuierrangrennaguolai,haiyou……”