第1章
“fangkaiwogege！niyaobawogegedaiqunali！”
xiaonvhaishengyinzhinen，youxiehuangzhangdekuhanzhe。
zhuangyundaishibeizheigekushengchaoxingde。
tazhijuedetoutengdehen，tougufenglidoutouzhefengdeneizhongteng。
zhuangyundaiyoudiannaohuodexiang，yaoshoule，sheijiaxiaohaizikudezheimeqican，darendoubuguanguande？
ranhouzhuangyundaituranfanyingguolai。
不对啊！
tamingmingyijingyinbaozijitineijinghe，gensangshiwangtongguiyujinlea，zenmehaiyouyishi？
jinjiezhe，yigumomingdejiyixiangdaoguanyiyang，yingshengshengdechongjinletanaodaili。
zheixinxiliangyoudianda，chongdetanaodaidouyouxiefamu。
buguo，zheiyerangzhuangyundaimingbailetayanxiadechujing。
ta，moshizhongbaofengjididezuiqiangzhe，baofengnvwang，zaizibaojinghegensangshiwangtongguiyujinhou，jingranzhongshengdaolegudaiyigegentatongmingdeshiersuinongjiaxiaoshanvshenshang！
zheixiaoshanvshenshiqican，xiaoshihoufashaoshaochenglegeshazi，qindieyouqulezhanchang，meijinianjiusizailezhanchangshang。erqinniangni，yikannanrensile，zaimeilezhiwang，zhijiejuanlechaotingfaxialaideneidianfuxujinpaolu，diuxiaxiaoshanvgenyiduilongfengtaididimeimeibuguanle。
zheidiesileniangpaole，sangexiaohaizizaiyeyenainaijiaguoderizikexiangerzhi。houtouxiaoshanvbingle，dabonianggengshidazhepaguolebingqideqihao，basangehaizidoujigandaoletaleyibandelaozhaizili。
zheihuierxiaoshanvbingdeyaosi，didimeilebanfa，beirenyazihuyouleliangju，bianjuedingbazijimaile，huanqianjidajiemaiyao。
zhuangyundaihaizailizhesilu，erbianzhitingdexiaonvhaikushengyuefaqilile：“gege！wuwuwuniyaobawogegedaiqunali！”
zhuangyundaijiannandezhengkaiyan，shiyesuoji，jiujianzheyigehaibudaobanrengaodexiaonvhai，liangqiangdemaiguooulanleyibandemenjian，diediezhuangzhuangdezhuilechuqu，queyoushuaidaozaidi，zhenghaoyibazhuazhuleyigenanrendeyijiao。
nanrenyexiajiazhegeyishanlanlvdexiaonanhai，neixiaonanhaizhengleiliumanmiandequanzhexiaonvhai：“meimei，nihuiquzhaogudajie！”
“qiuqiuni，biedaizouwogege！”xiaonvhaikuzhezhuazheneinanrendekujiao。
“gunyibianqu！”neinanrenbunaidejiuyaodengtuishuaikaixiaonvhaideshou。
“住手！”
yishengyinyanantingdeheshengxiangleqilai。
zhuangyundaixuruodefuzhemenkuang，xiaonanhaixiaonvhaidouwangzheibiankanleguolai。
liangzhangxiaoliandouzangxixide，yanleichongdelianshangdewuziyidaoyidaode，liangrendaizhekuqiangjingxidechulesheng：“dajie，nixingle！”
zhuangyundaidingzheneiyexiajiazhexiaonanhaidenanzi：“nigeguaizi，yaobawodididaidaonaliqu？”
jiyuanqiaohe，tajiranzhanlerenjiaxiaoguniangdeshenzidelezheimeyitiaomingzhonghuoyihui，neijiuyaotirenjiaxiaoguniangbagaidandezerenjidanqilai。
xiaonanhaixiaonvhaijianzhuangyundaizheiban，quejushijidongdehen。
zhongbinghunmidedajiebujinxingle，kanzhejingranhaiyuchangrenwuyile，bushale！
yidingshitamendeqiqiurangshenxiantingjianle！
神仙可真好！
neirenyazi“aiyou”yisheng，budagaoxingdedaliangleneimianhuangjishouliansenankanyourusirendezhuangyundaiyiyan，cuozheyahuazima：“woshuobingyangzi，biehushuobadaoa！wozheikeshiyouguanfuzhengjingbeiandeyaxing！nididitengni，yuanyimailezigeerhuanqianjinizhibing，zheishinishangbeizixiulaidefufen！”
wopei！qiongdaohaiziyaomailezigeercainengzhibing，zheifufenjininiyaobuyaoa？
zhuangyundaiqiangchengzheconghuailitaochuxiaonanhaifangcaizouzhiqianyibasaiguolaideyikuaisuiyinzi，xianglaijiushixiaonanhaidemaishenqianle。tabasuiyinziwangrenyazineieryizhi，yebugenrenyaziduofeihua：“renfangxia，nizou！”
人牙子不乐意了。
xiaonanhaisuishuochuandepopolanlan，yishenzangwude，danshengzaimeiyanzhangdehenjingzhi，zhenghaonanshanneibianyouhurenjiaxiangmaigeerzichuanchengxianghuo，zheia，kendingnengmaigegaojia。
talaxialianlai，duanranjujue：“qishudouqianhaole，nayoushuohuiyuejiuhuiyuedeli？yaodouxiangnimenzheiyangde，womenyaxinghaizuobuzuoshengyile？”
zhuangyundaiwangdishangpeileyikou：“gun，shaogenwochezheixieyoudemeide！wodidigangwusui，lvfadoubuchengrenzheimexiaodehaiziandeshouyin，nishuotaziyuanwangqishushanganshouyin，tajiushiziyuanande？ruoshizheiyang，gaimingerwojiuquxianlitou，daiyiduixiaohaihongtamenanshouyin，batamendoujimaile！huitouguanfuwenqilaijiushuoshinimenyaxingjiaode！”
“ni！”neirenyazimeixiangdaozheigekanshangqubingdeyaosidexiaoguniangjingranzheibanyajianzuili，dunshimaleqilai，“nizheigebingyangzi，kannimeiqianzazhibing！daoshihousile，shuobudingnizheiyiduididimeimeidoudemaishenzangni！”
“bulaonifeixin！wogenwodidimeimeidouhaodehen！daoshinimenyaziduoshaodousundianyinde，shuobudingjiuyaohengsi！daoshihouniyaoshisile，gumozheyeshigemeidefenyingshougongyangdeming！zheiyang，wobaozhengdaoshihouqunisidedierjinichuigesuonasongnishanglu，buyongxie！”zhuangyundaishentisuiruodanqishiburuo，meiyanyifan，baneirenyazijiqidechadiandaoyang！
zheisiyatou，zheishizaizhoutasiwuzangshenzhidini！
庄云黛纯善的一笑。
kaiwanxiao，tazhuangyundaizaimoshisandajidizhong，neishichulemingdezuibali。
能哔哔绝不动手！
danneixiebeitamafenglederengentadongshou，youmeirennengdadeguota！
zhibarenqidesiquyouhuolai！
renyazichihongzheyan：“ni——”
zhuangyundaicongdishangsuishoujianqiyikuaishitoulai，zaishoulidianledian，jisheerchu——
neishitoubupianbuyi，zhenghaozhengzhongrenyazideyaowo。
neirenyazitengdejiaoleyisheng，meizhanwen，renyaziyexiajiazhedexiaonanhaichenjizhengtuolerenyazidexiezhi，chaozhuangyundaipaoleguolai：“dajie！”
“zaijinizuihouyigejihui，zoubuzou？”zhuangyundaijiangxiaonanhaihudaoshenhou，youjianlekuaishitounazaishoulishangxiapaolepao，yuqixianshi，yunzhedeshayiqueshilinranrudao。
tashouxiaodeshenzixingxiaoguli，yuefaxiandexiaolianshangneishuangheizhanzhandemouzihairenjile，“zaibuzoujiuchaoniyanrenglea。”
weishipumianerlai，yaderenchuanbuguoqi。
renyazixinzhongmomingyizhi，ranertadingjingxikan，duimianneixiaonvhaihaishimianhuangjishoubingyangyangdemoyang，nayoubandianhairenqishi？
邪门了！
renyazixindiyoudianhuang，malesheng“huiqi”，congdishanghuangmangjianqifangcaizhuangyundairenglaidesuiyinzi，wuzheyaowopaole。
zhuangyundaijianneinanzideshenyingpaochulepobaixiaoyuan，paodeyuanyuanle，zheicailianseweiweiyibian，shenziyaoyaoyuzhui，jiyudiedao。
yanxiatazheijushenziyoueyoubingde，fangcaineiqiangchengzhehepaorenyazi，yishijixian，zheihuierxianranshiqiangnuzhimole。
xiaonvhaifuzhezhuangyundaidegebo，kudeyanleibitidoudaoleyichuqu：“dajie，wuwuwuniliansehaonankan，tongtonghaipa！”
xiaonanhaixianranyaojijingyixie，tamaizhexiaoduantui，hangchihangchidexianbapopolanlandeyuanmenjiguanshang，youfeilejiuniuerhuzhilibazhuangyundaijifujinleneitalebangefangdingdepowu。
xiaonanhaiqiangrenleiyi，kanxiangzaitukangshangchuanzhecuqihuifuliqidezhuangyundai，gengyandao：“dajie，nibuyaoyoushi......”
zhuangyundaizaimoshichuilianchudejingshenlisuiranqiangheng，danzheijushentidaodihaizaishengbing，zhenggerenkanzhecangbaixuruojile。
dangxiazuizhongyaode，shitianbaoduzi。
“bieku，woxianzaisibule。”zhuangyundaiqiangchengzheqilai，xiangkankanwuzilinahaiyouchide。
ranerzheitupifangxiaobanbianfangliangdoutale，fuxiudefangliangjiangtasita，wuzilichulezhangwaixiedepozhuozi，jiuzhihaishenggejumenwaixieyaoyaoyuzhuidedouju，nayoubandiannengchidedongxi？