第2章 穿越就被扫地出门,操蛋的人生。

dashangwudeshiqiniandongyuechujiu。

戌时一刻。

帝丘,天玺城。

wugoudianyishihuadengchushang,gongdengbiandi,denghuohuihuang。

pingridaolecishi,wugoudianzaoshouluxunxiang、gewushengping,renaofeifan,ranerjinri,zheiliquelengqingyipian,jiliaodedounengtingjianzhuhuo“pipa”dediaoluosheng,jichuangwai“susu”deluoxuesheng。

“guoshi,ninyoushizhaowo?”taizilongzhengduanzuolongta,fushenwenduanliwuchikaiwaidexuanming。

taizilongzhengshidashangwangchaoxinjindetaizi,yigeyuehoujiangzhengshidengjichengweidashangyoushiyilaidedishirendijun。

xuanmingshidashangwangchaodeguoshijianyouwuxiang,yirenzhixia,wanrenzhishang,diweijinciyudangchaotaizilongzheng。

“shi,erqieshifeichangjinjideshiqing。”xuanmingshenqingyanjundao。

“heshi,nindanshuowufang。”longzhengzhizheyibianderuantashiyixuanming,“zheilibushixuandedian,ninzuoxiahuihua。”

“junchenyoubie,weichenhaishizhanzhehuihuabijiaohao。”xuanmingrengjiuzhanzhe,jieryoudao,“weichenjinridedaoyigexiaoxi,longyuanhaihuozhe。”

longzhenggangcaihaiyilianpingjing,zhayitingdao“longyuan”erzi,likejiuxiangshipengleciwei,hualayixiaconglongtashangdansheqilai,xianshikanlekansizhou,zaisanquedingsixiawurenzhihou,zheicaishenqingjinghuangwenxuanmingdao,“ninshuoshenme?longyuanbushiyichushengjiubeininshasilema,zenmehaihuozhe?zheixiaoxikekaoma?”

xuanminggongshendao,“cishiguanhujiangshanshejianwen,weichenbuganwangduan,xiaoxiqueqie,ta,dequehaihuozhe。”

longzhengdunshixinjihuoliaodao,“buriwojiuyaozhengshidengjiweidi,rucijinyaoguantoujueduibunengchuxianrenhechachi,tebieshita!wobuguanzhenxiangruhe,dantajueduibunenghuozhechuxianzaishirenmianqian!!tayijingsile,shiliunianqianjiuyijingsile!!!”

xuanmingganjinanfulongzheng,zhandingjietiedao,“dianxiashaoanwuzao,longyuantasuiranhaihuozhe,dantayedequeyijingsile!”

longzhengyuxuanmingsimuxiangzhuang。xuanmingqidingshenxian,yanjinglishanguoyisifengmang。

longzhengyushizhidaole,xuanmingjiranganlaimianbingcishi,kendingzaoyoudongzuo,suijidingxiaxinlaidao,“buhuiyoushenmewentiba?”

xuanminggongshoudao,“shiliunianqianweichenshishoushiyinweidiaoyiqingxin,bingmeiqinziquerentadeshengsi,danzheicibuhuile。”

longzhengyouwen,“youmeiyoukunnan?”

xuanmingdao,“yemeiyourenhekunnan。”

longzhengzaiciningshixuanmingyiyan,dao,“neiyiqiejiujiaoyuninqubanba。”

xuanmingshilidao,“weichenyijingzaibanle,muqianwanshijubei,danyinweiqianchedaodiqiushouhuyunmenzong,suoyihaixutaodenindeshixia。”

“yunmenzong?”longzhengpinmeiwen。

“jingweichenduofangqueren,yunmenzongshaogongziyechenzhengshidangnianjiaoxingtaotuodetaizilongyuan。”xuanmingda。

“cishifeitongxiaoke,ninkeyouwanfendebawo?”

xuanmingdudingdao,“weichenyijingqinziqueren,tashenshangyouchenshiliunianqianliuxiadeyingshang,zhijinweiyu。lingwai,dangrihusongtaquyunmenzongdenainiangyezhaodaole,tayeyijingzhaorenquanbushishi。”

lvezuocunduzhihou,longzhenglengmiandao,“cishiduishibuduiren,napayunmenzongshidiqiushouhu,napayewumingshiwodashangsangongzhishou!ninzhixusuzhansujue,wuxuyouqitarenhegulv。”

“weichenmingbai。”xuanmingdao。

“yiyuezhihouwobianyaodengjiweidi,cishiminzhongjichaotangzhishangdefengshengjizhengjianduiwojianglaiyitongdashangjiuxiandeyouweizhongyao。fangminzhikoushenyufangchuan,zheicihaidemafanninzaititataoshangyigeqingzhunanshudezuiming,rucicainengfengzhuyouyouzhongkou。”longzhengshaoshiyoudao。

xuanmingdao,“dianxiafangxin,weichenyidingzuodaodishuibulou,jueduibuhuiliuxiarenhehouguzhiyou。”

longzhengzheicaichedixinandao,“rucishenhao,youlaoyuezhangdaren。”

xuanmingdao,“weichenbugan,weidianxiafenyoushinaiweichenzhibenfen。”

longzhengzhuanerdao,“jinlaibingershuoxiangninle,ninyeyouxierizimeiqujiantale,youshijianqukankantaba,peitashuoshuohua、jiejiemener。”

bingershixuanmingzhinvxuanbing,jianglaishibidingyaochengweitaizifeijihuanghouderen。

“weichenzunming。”xuanminggongshentuiqu。

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dashangwudeshiqiniandongyuechushi。

zuoyelonglingxialeyichangdaxue,zhiqingchenweiting。liurenshanzhuangshangxiayipianyinzhuangsuguo,fenwaiyaorao。

longyuanxiuzheyiguzilameidedanxiangxinglai,zhihoubianzuozaichuangshangfadai。

“longyuan,langsheng,hehe。zhenshicaodanderensheng!”

qi、ba、jiu,longyuanzhengzhengyonglesantianshijiancaimingbaizijichuanyuele,erqiehaishihunchuandaodashangwangchaoliurenshanzhuangyigemingjiao“langsheng”defeichaishenshang。

weishenmeshuolangshengshigefeichaini?

tongguoduilangshengdejiyitiquyijisantianyilaidesuojiansuowen,longyuanzuizhonglejiedao,dashangwangchaojiushizijikantandeneizuodiwangmuzhurensuozaidechaodai。zheigechaodairenrenyanxiwudao,jibianfuruzhizidouhuijixiaquanjiaogongfu,yiwudaoweizun、qiangzheweiwang。

raner,langshengrujinyijingshiliusuile,queyidiangongfudoubuhui,bushifeichaiyoushishenme?

lingwailongyuanhailejiedao,liurenshanzhuangshidashangwangchaofeichangteshudecunzai。

liurenshanzhuangweijudashangwangchaobantujidongfang,zheiliqunshanweie,bafanglaichao,qizhongshanzhuangsuozaidishenlongfenggengshizhenggebantudejugaodian,shangaowanren,zhichaxiaohan,dayoushanzhongdiwangzhishi,fukansihaibahuang,xiongzhuangweiyan。

yanzheshenlongfengyiluxiangxinanyanzhankaiqude,shilianmianbujue、qunlandiezhangdewandaoqingfeng,tongchenglongling。

longlingshidashangwangchaolidaidiwanglingmusuozaizhidi,congkaiyuanhuangditaizulongyin,daorujinganghongshidewudehuangdilongcang,douzaizheilianxi。

dashanglishiqianzai,daorujinyijingyouguojiurenhuangdi,suoyiziwudehuangdihongshizhihou,longlinghuangjiamuyuanjiugengmingwei——jiudiling。

liurenshanzhuangshidaizididoushidashangdiwanglingmudekanmenren,suchengshoulingren。

dashangwangchaodeshoulingrenyuwomensuoshuzhideshoulingrenbingbuyiyang。

dashangchongshangwudao,renrenchimiwuxue,duidaomuzheidengwaimenxiedaobingbuganxingqu,huangshiguizhoumenbingbudanxinyourenhuidaoqutamendelingmu。

zuoweishoulingren,ziranwuxushenjianqimenyishu,gengbuxuyaowudaogaoshenmoce,qishishiyifenhenqingxian、danyehengaoguidexingdang。

buguoshiliurenshanzhuangganghaochuyudashangwangchaozheimeyigeteshudechaodai,suoyishanzhuangzididadouhuixiewugong,erqieyeyiyanxiwudaoweirong,qizhongshenzhihaibufayixiewudaojingsuidetianzhijiaozi。

shenweihuanglingshouhuren,liurenshanzhuangshangxiadoujiqirongyaoerguangcai。suiranwuxuwudaoshouling,danyinshenfenteshu,zhenggeshanzhuangdezidimenhaishixiwangzishengengjiaqiangying,nenggouxiuchengjueshiwudao,weidiqiushengjiazujugongjincui,sierhouyi。

liurenshanzhuangjiushidashangwangchaoyigexiaoxiaodesuoying,renrenyanxiwudao,xiuweisuigeyougaodi,danhaowuxiuweidequezhiyoulangshengyige。

langshengbuxiuwudaobingbushiyinweitalan,ershiyinweitadeteshutizhi。

haishitongguoduilangshengjiyidetiqu,longyuanlejiedao,langshengbingbushiliurenshanzhuangdichudezidi,ershiyigelanghai。

shiliunianqiandeyigedongye,fengxuejiaojia,kuangfenghuxiao,liurenshanzhuangdezhuangzhutaichurundezhaolichengzheyesesanxunlingyuan。tazaixuewolifaxianleyigehaizi,dangshihaizideshenbianhaitangzheyipigushouruchaidemulang。

haizidequanshenbeidongdeqingzi,zhinendejifushangguozheyicenghouhoudebingqiaozi,doubuhuikuhanle,tongmulangyiyangqiruoyousi。

shimulangpinjideruyebaozhulezheigehaizizuihoudeyisimingmai。houlai,youshitaichurundeyongjiazhilianchengdemingguiyaotangjinpaoheyuanyuanbuduandewuhunguanshu,zheicaiwanjiuhuilehaizideyitiaoxingming。raner,zheiyijinpaoheguanshu,jiushishiliunian!

shiliunian,longlinghuangjialingyuanliyoutianleyizuoxinzhong,shaoyinshanshanjishangdeqiannianbulaosongyijingjifankuzhifaxinya,jiulianliurenshanzhuangzuinianyoudeziditaichuyuxiaoshimei,wudaodouyijingtufeimengjin,yiyuechengweizhenggeshanzhuangqiantuzuiweiguangmingdetianzhijiaozi,weidulangshengyirenwufaxiuxingwudao,shenzhilianwudaomenjiandoushangweitaru。

langshengbushibuxiangxiwu,shishizaimeifaxiwu。

jutaichurundeshuo,tabeijianlaishishenshangjiudaizheyichangyanzhongdeneishang,zheixieneishangjihuyaoletademing。

erbiqineishanglai,tashenshangdeneixieshangjindonggudouzhinengsuanshipiwaishang。ketadangshihaizhishiyigeyinger。

taichurundenulileshiliunian,mingguideyaocaiyongqulejiwuzi,wuhunsunhaolejigejiazidejilei,raner,haishiwufaranglangshengdeshentihuifudaozhengchangrendetizhi。

langshengbuganrenhou,queyewukenaihe,tadexiantianquexiandajiayedoukanzaiyanli,jizaixinli,shanzhuangshangxiapingshiduitayeyizhishifenzhaogu,tebieshizhuangzhutaichurundejixiaoshimeitaichuyu,gengshiduitaguanhuaibeizhi、jingxiruwei。

liurenshanzhuangbijingshigedajiazu,congdashangkaiyuanhuangditaizulongyinjianchaoyilaibianyizhiyilibudao,zaishengjiazushengendemuyuzhixiarongruyugong,zhizhijinri,yingyoudeqipoyuxionghuaihaishiyoude。

tamenbukenengrongbuxiayigexianren,erqiehaishiyigeqingyoukeyuandexianren。wufeizhishifanzhuoshangduoleyishuangkuaizi,yizhiwaneryi。

ranerzuotianbangwan,zhuangzhutaichurundequeturanyigaiwangrireqing,taidujizhuanzhixia,jingzhudongtichuranglangshengxiashanquxiuxingwudao!

pingbaiwugufuchushiliunian,taichurundezhongjiuhaishijuedingfangqilangshenglema?

haishishuo,xiangliurenshanzhuangzheiyangmuyuzaishengjiazuguanghuizhixiadegaoguijiazu,zhongjiuwufazaijixuyangzheyiweixianren?

yihuoshishuo,taichurundejuedelangshengzhongyuzhangdachengren,takeyi,yeyounengli,yeyoubiyaochuquziligengsheng、zishiqilileni?

zuoweilangshengshentidezhanyouzhe,longyuanbuzhisuoyi。

tazhizhidaozuotianbangwan,zaiquedingzijichuanyuezhihou,tajiuwenletaichurundejigekansixuaneryouxuan、dantayoupoqiexiangyaozhidaodewenti。

dangshitaichurundedelianselikejiubianle。

ranhouhengkuai,taichurundebiancharenlaichuan,“mingriyizaonijiuxiashanquba!”

gangchuanyueguolai,duidashangwangchaoweiyishuxidedifang——qishiyeyijingshimianmuquanfeidedifang,jiuzhiyoulongling,chucizhiwai,duizheigeshijieyiwusuozhidelongyuanjiuzheiyangbeisaodichumenle?!

daoxianzaiweizhi,longyuandenaozihaishimengmengde,queyichangqingchudijidefaxianhunchuanzhihou,zijiwentaichurundedeneijigewenti。