第3章 收服熊孩子

jianshilixian,zhibenmuyutingmianmenerlai,shenxinggaotiaodenvziqueshimianbugaise,yitaishouzhuazhujinzaizhichidejian,wangchuangbianyireng,jianshicongchuanghufeichuqu,zhizhicharushugan,zhenggejiantoumeirushugan。

“peng”yirenqugancudedashucongzhongjianliekai,fenzuoliangbanyingshengdaodi。

muyutingshouhuibeizhendeyouxiemamudeshoubei,huitoukanleyanyilengzaiyuandibudongdexiaoren,gangcaineiyijiantakansiyingduideqingsong,danshizeyefeilebushaoliqi,xiaoxiaonianji,rucibenling,daoshigexiwutiancai。

jiyishenchuguanyuxiaorendejiyiyongxian,yuanlaishichuyanghuadeererzi,chuheng,haiyouxielingxingdepianduanrangtazhouqilemeitou。

ercike,chuhengqiaozhemuyuting,rengyouxiebuganzhixin。

zheigenvren,shenmeshihouzheimelihaile?

chajuedaonvrendaliangdemuguang,taguzuozhending,“huainvren,wocaibupani!”

muyutingerhuabushuo,jiangchuhengshoulidegongjianduoleguolai,rushoudeneiyishun,muyutingzhenggerendeqishidoubianle,huangruozhanchangzhongdexiuluo。

chuhengshouxinmaohan,buzijuedewanghoutuiletui。

muyutingmianruobingshuang,yanshenlingli,gongjianchaozheyuanchugaoqiangzhishangyaoyedeqizhishequ,sudujikuai。

“xiu。”deyishengbianmeiyingle。

bansuizhepofengshengxiangqi,qizhiduanlie。

chuhengdoukanshayanle,tazuixixiwu,duoshaozhidaoyixie,shezhongneimianqizhixuyaodeshiliburuo,genghekuangshisheduan?!

muyutingtiaomei,yonggongjianqingqiaolechuhengdetou,“lunshejian,nihaichadeyuan。”

chuhenghuiguoshen,meiyouyisiyouyu,‘kuang’dedanxiguixiale,“shifu,qingshoutueryibai!”

muyuting:“…………”shenmeyisi?

shangyikehairangrangzheyaojiaoxunta,xiayikejiuguidibaishile?

xiaoxiaonianji,haizhenshinadeqifangdexia!

muyutingdandanpieletayiyan,zhuanshenbianzou。

jianzhuang,chuhengqishenzhejidezhuilechuqu,“wei,nidaodidabudayinga?”

“你就答应我吧!”

muyutingyuezouyuekuai,chuhengjinzhuiqihou,yigejingderangrang。

zenmehuiyouzheimeguozaoderen!

“xiaogui,xiananjing!”muyutingzhanghuleyikouqi,yazhuxindineidianfanzao,molemojiededuzi,“lairen,zhunbeichishi。”

tingdaochifan,chuyuyanshendouliangle,zhetengleyitian,zaojiuele,yinweihaipamuyuting,zhinengruoruodegenzaichuhengshenhou。

daodianzhong,muyutingqianshizuoweitezhongbing,zuoshibuxihuanjiashouyuren。

suoyililuodewanqixiuzi,naleyixieshixingdeshucai,hengzhexiaoquzoujinxiaochufang。

chuhengyuchuyukandemianmianxiangqu,huxiangjimeinongyan。

zheigenvrenjiujinggaoshenmemingtang?!

budaoyizhuxiangdegongfu,yahuanpoziduanzhejidaoxiaochao,fangzaizhuozishang。

jianjidaomaixiangjiandandecaishi,chuyuliansetubian,xinqingshunjianzhaliele!

taduifanshijiweitiaoti,kezhuoshangdecaishifenposu,zaitayanzhongyuxiarendechishiyoushenmequbie?!

“该死!”

chuyudafanfancai,“nimenshangdedoushishenme,zheishirennengchidema?”

xiarenmenhuangkong,fenfenguidiqiurao。

muyutinghaimeikaojin,biantingdaochuyudafaleitingdeshengyin,tayouyoudetanleyikouqi。

zheijigexiaobawangzhenshitianbupadibupa。

tabenlaihaixiangzhechugong,keyixiangdaoyihoubaodangdao,minbuliaosheng,tadagailvshiguobushangduojiudehaorizi。

jiranruci,zhinengjiang‘bao’eshayuyaolanzhizhong!

chentamenhaimeiyouhuodaoneiyibu,haohaogaizaogaizao,youjiu!

muyutingtaijiaozoujindiannei,zhoushenqizhilinglie。

“zaiwogonglihaigandahuxiaojiao,shixianqianhaimeidedaojiaoxunma?!”

yixiangdaoyanqiandenvrengannadushediuta,chuyushunjiannianle,daleyigeduosuoruoruochuixiatoubuganchusheng。

taxinliliuxiadeyinyingtaidale,zheigenvrenkeshichadianshaleta!

“chuyu,liangshikebushiyonglailangfeide。”muyutingmeiyouyisiliuqing,hechidao:“badafanfancaichile!chibuwan,fanisantianbunengjinshi。”

linmanerjiaxingxingdeshengyinchuanchulai:“jiejiezheishizuoshenme,sangongzinianjihaixiao,youshenmehuabunenghaohaoshuo?hekuangsangongzishenfenzungui,xiexuchishisuandeleshenme?”

linmaner,naishichuyanghuadecefei,yeshitaxintouzhiren。

tazheifanhua,tingshangquweihuchuyu,shizetiaobozaixian,pengshazaihou。

he,zheilinmaner,xinsibujiandana!jiruci,jiugaihaohaohuiyihui。

“lincefei。”muyutinghanqibiren,meiyitiao,lengshengdao:“nizaijiaowozuoshi?”

jiushiyinweitamenzheixierendepengsha,caihuiyoucanbaodechuyuxianshi。

haizibenyouruyizhangbaizhi,rihouzouxiangquankaozhishangxiedeshishenme。

linmanerlimayifuwugudemoyang,daizhekuqiang,“qieshenzhishipajiejierewangyeshengqi,ruoshiwangyezhidaojiejieweilexiarenzheibanfasangongzi,kongpa…………”

“kongpashenme?”muyutinglenghengyisheng,touguoquxixuedeyanshen,“lincefei,woshenweiwangfei,benjiuyoujiaoyanghaizizhize,bianshiwangyelaile,yeshiyiyangde,niyigeqieshi,chashenmezui?”

“啊?”

linmanershunjianmengle,wucuodekanzhemuyuting。

muyutingpingriliruanruowuneng,wuluntazuoshenme,douhuixuanzeyinghe,jinrizenbianderuciqiangshi,nandaoshizhidaoleneijianshi?

linmanerxintoushengqileyimobuan,bunengzijiheziji,xianyingduidangqiancaishi。

tadiaozhenghaoqingxu,buguoyishunyankuangbianhongle,dangjizhuangqilekelian,jimuyutingxingleyigedali,“shiqieshenbudongguiju,wangwangfeijiaodaoyier。”

muyutinglenglengpieletayiyan,“lincefei,yinideshenfen,jiandaobenwangfeibuxingli,haichashoufushangjiaoyanggongzizhishi,dequebudongguiju,neijiurangbenwangfeijiaojiaoni,shenmeshiguiju。”

“wangfeidejiaodao,qieshenzihuihaohaoxuexi。”linmanerzhuaijinquantou,xinzhongzongyoubuganxin,haishidebiequdejiangshenziyaxiaqu。

“neibianqumenwaiguizhe,zulelianggeshichenzailaijibenwangfeiqingan。”muyutingdingzheta,“lincefeikeyouyiyi?”

menwailinmanerdetieshenyahuanjianciqingzhuang,lianmangchenzhemeirenzhuyiliuchuquzhaochuyanghuale。

menbiandedongjingziranmanbuguotezhongbingchushendemuyuting,talengxiaoleyishengmeiyoulihui。

yahuanyilujiben,henkuailaidaolechuyanghuashufangwai,“putong”yishengguidaozaidi:“wangye,ninkuaiqujiujiucefeiba,wanle,cefeipashijiuyaomeimingle!”