yujingchengbeijiao，yigepoluodexiaocunluoyinyushanaozhizhong。
cike，zaiyijiancanpodexiaomuwunei，zhengchuanchunvzijuewangdeqiujiusheng。
可！
fujindeyixiecunminwenshenghou，quedoubuganqianwang......yiminglaoyugezhelibaqiangtiaowang，wanxidizhangtan：“ai！keliandechuyatou，diediegangsi，dagemaishenzangfuchengleguinu.....tayenantaolaisanneipopidedushouna！”
suiji，tajingyadihuhandao：“laotouzi，nikuaikan！.....fuyanhuilaile？haidaizheyigeshadage？”
yipangzhengzaichouhanyandekushoulaotouwenyan，tanchulenaodaichakan，quezhikandaolelianggebeiying。
“轰！”
yangshuoyijiaochuaikailedanbodemumen，huojihuoliaodichuanglejinlai。
“谁？”
shouzaiwuziwaideliangmingdipiyijing，ganmangtaochuleyaojianchazhedeniujiaojiandao。
“滚你麻痹的！”
yangshuodama，zhijiechongleguolai，liangzhishouzhuazhuliangmingdipidenaodai，henhenyipeng！
“a！a！.....”
liangmingdipicanjiaochusheng，naodaitangxuedidaolexiaqu。
“shizi，kuaijiuwomeimei！”
fuyanqichuanyuyudipaolai，fachuyangqiudeshengyin。
yangshuoyemingbaishijianjinpo，zhijieyijiaochuaikailewumen，bianchuanglejinlai。
jiatusibidexiaomuwunei，yimingleiruoqingxiudeshisiwusuishaonvquansuozaiqiangjiao，leishuigunluo。
tadeshoulinazheyibajiandao，duizhunyimingdaobalianhanzi，juewangerwuzhudihanzhejiuming.....shaonvzhengshifuyandemeimei，fuchuchu！
yinweiwumenbeichuaikai，laisanwenshengniutoukanleguolai。
“擦你老母！”
yangshuodama，yigeehupushibianchongleguolai，quantouruyudianbanzaluo！
dunshi，laisanbeitadafanzaidi，canjiaolianlian。
piankehou，yangshuocaibashou，laisandengsanrencanghuangdiliangundaipataodiaole。
“哥！”
chuchuweiqudedaku，purulefuyandehuaizhong。
xiongmeiliangbaotoutongku，xinyouyuji！
piankehou，fuyanlazhechuchujiyangshuoketou，bingqiejieshaoletadeshenfen。
“shizi，yihouchuchuyuanyijinidangniuzuoma，baodanide.....”
“kuaiqilai！fuyanshiwoxiongdi，nijiushiwomeimei！meirendeshihou，jiaowoshuoge！”
“嗯.....”
fuyanyeqingchucidibuyijiuliu，biancuicumeimeijinkuailikai。
chuchukuaisudidabaoleyigexingnang，ranhoufuyanwachuleyuanzilishizishuxiamaizhedeyitanjiu，xianjiyangshuo。
anzhaofuyandeshuofa，zheiyitanjiushinandedehaojiu，jializuizhiqiandedongxile。
“咱们走！”
yangshuojieguozheitanjiu，biandaizhexiongmeiliangkuaisudilikaile。
强龙难压地头蛇！
tasuiranshenfenbuyiban，keyebuxiangjiewaishengzhi。
yigeshichenhou，yangshuozhongyudaizhexiongmeiliangtaruleguogongfu。
tazhaodaolezhaoyuntong，rangtaandunhaoxiongmeiliangdezhuchu，zijizezhijiehuilejuzhudexiaoyuan。
“woxianchangyichangdaqiandehaojiu，ziweierruhe！”
yangshuojiuyinfanle，zhijiedakaileneitanjiu，guanleyikou。
“噗！....”
tazhijietulechulai，lianshangmanshiyumen。
这尼玛的也叫酒？
guadanwuwei，maniaoside！
guanjianshi，yetaihunzhuoleba？
等等！
yangshuoturanyanqianyiliang，xinzhongmengshengleyigehaozhuyi！
jirangaoqianshidangwuzhiji，neijiucongzuojiushuishengyishangkaishiba！
shangyishideyangshuodeshengyihenduo，yecengshougouguoliangjialongguodelaojiuchang，suoyiniangjiushebei、gongyi、peifangtadoulaojiyuxin！
suirandaqianwufazhizaofadongjizhileidegaokeji，kezijigaogejianyizhengliushebei，yidianwentidoumeiyou！
嗯！
jiuzheimeyukuaidijuedingle！
搞钱！
多多益善嘛！
ciwai，haiyouhenduoxiaofaming，zaidaqiandoushikeyirijindoujinde！
yangshuonaohaizhonglingguangpinpin，yijingxiangdaolebushaodehaodianzi。
taxinqingyukuai，zhijiebazheiyitanjiujiheledaban，zheicaibieniaodipaoqulemaofang。
“xiaoxiaoguniang，qingzaoqichuang，tizhekuzishangmaofang！maofangyouren，meiyoubanfa，zhihaolazaikuzishang......”
yangshuoyibianhengchangzhe，yibiankaishisaniao。
erjiuzaiyangshuodasuantiqikuzi，likaimaofangshi.....“peng！”
yidaoqianying，congmaofangdingshuailuolexialai，fachuletongkudeyingningsheng。
“谁？”
yangshuoheleyitiao，ranhoubiandengdaleshuangyan！
zheishiyimingshouchiqingfengzhangjiandejueseshaonv。
tafuruoningzhi，xianyaoyingyingyiwo，meituixiuzhang，hudujingyan！
jueseshaonvjingzhiwuxiadejiaoyantaohongyipian，yishuangjianshuibandemeimoumanshiaiqiu，sihuzaijielirennaizheshenme！
er，dangtapiejianlehailaibujitiqikuzideyangshuohou，dunshihuxigengjicule，chongmanlekewang！
“nanren！wo.....wohaonanshou！.....jiuwo！qiunile.....”
jueseshaonvfachuduanduanxuxudeshengyin，xiongkoujulieqifuzhe。
“咕咚！”
yangshuotunlekoukoushui，huangdeyipi！
奶奶滴齐得隆咚锵！
这什么情况啊？
tabuhuishixiangwanerxianrentiaoba？
ke，kanzheyebuxianga......
jiuzaiyangshuoyouyubujuezhishi，jueseshaonvquemengranshenshangsanfachuqianghengdeqixi，muguangzhirewubideruelangkandaolexianrouban。
tazhijiebaozheyangshuojiuchongchulemaofang，jiaochuanyuyudizhibenwoshierqu！
“嘭！”
yangshuobeidalidishuaizailezijidechuangtazhishang，quanshensumawuli，beijuesenvzidianleshenshangdeqichudaxue。
“guniang，qingzizhong.....”
yangshuomengle，ganmangkaikou。
zhishi，tadezheizhongqiurao，gengxiangshiyizhongwulidenahanyiban。
少女根本不在乎！
.....lianggeshichenhou。
yangshuotangzaichuangtazhishang，zhengzhengdefadai！
整整两个时辰啊！
zhishaosigeduoxiaoshili，ziji......haihao，tazuizhongdedaolechedideshifang。
“xiexieni，bangwojiechuleshenshangdemeidu.....jinrizhishi，jiudangzuoshiyichangmengba！”
jueseshaonvrucishuozhe，kuaisudichuandaileqilai，taneiyishuangmeimou，yihuifuleqingming，qinzhefuzazhise。
“呼！.....”
bansuizheyiguyouxiang，jueseshaonvdeshenyingguijuedixiaoshiwuzong。
yangshuozhengzhengde，zuzufadailebanzhuxiangcaijieshouleganggangdeshishi。
zijiqumaofangsageniao，jieguo......bei......“ng？”
yangshuoyanjiaodeyuguangyipie，saojianlechuangdanshangde......tadunshixintoujuzhen！
造孽啊！
罢了罢了！
ruoshiyouyuanzaijiandaota，yidingyaobiaomingtaiducaixing！
woyangshuonanzihandazhangfu，zhandezheng，tingdezhi，bushineizhongtiqikuziburenzhangdehuo！
ruguotahouhuile，kuzhehanzheyaojiajiziji......keyikaolv！
danqiantishi，tajueduibunengzuzhizijisanqisiqiedemeiziziyuanwang......