第一章
laogongshixinjinyingdi,daiwocanjiafuqidangzongyi。
jingtouxiadewo,haosixinshidainupu。
“laogong,nikelema,xiangheshenme?”
“wanshangxiangchihongshaoqiezihaishiqiezibao?”
“laogongnikuaiquxiuxiba!bieleizhele!”
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youdewangyoukelianwofudizuoxiao,youdezeshihentiebuchenggang。
zhidaowosanbaiwanyigeyuedeshenghuofeibeibaochu,tamencailijiewodeliangkuyongxin!
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liangyichennaxiaxiazhujiangdangtian,beibaoyinhunshinian!
dangwan,gongzuoshibianfachushengming:
「bushiyinhun,zhixiangbaohuairen。」
quanwangdouzaigantanliangyichenaiqizhishenyuan!
zhiyouwoduizheyizhuozilengcaikuxiao!
zhidaoyueseshengding,liangyichencaitajinjiamen。
woguaiqiaodiyingshangqu,bangtajielingjie,natuoxie,roushengwentayaobuyaochixiaoye。
liangyichenrouroumeixin,shuobuyong,zhuantoujiujinleyushixishu。
wonazhetahuanxialaideyiwufenmenbieleidizhuanghao,ganxi、jixi、bukeyuntang。
还有,手洗。
woqiazhediaoluozaiyilingshangdezhangfa,diudaoyibian,cuoxizheshougongdingzhidechenshan。
woshitadeqingmei,jiehunduoniandeqi,quegengxiangjianbuderendejinsique!
dangchu,gongsifaxianliangyichenhewojiehunhou,yigaoeweiyuejinweixietabixuyinhun。
rujin,tazhongyugongchengmingjiu,woyeshishihou——huidaoyangguangdixia。