第1章 别装哑巴

“takendingshizaizhuangsi!”

hundunzhong,shenliuyintingdaoyishengjifeng,tafeilidizhengkaishuangyan,kandaoyigezipaoyuguandejunyinanzi。

这是谁?她在哪儿?

tawangsizhouwangqu,zhijiansigenpanzhejinlongdehongsejuzhuzhulizaijinbihuihuangdedadianli。

gaotaishang,shenzhejinselongpaodezhongniannanrenduanzuozhe,zhengzhouzhemeitoukanta。

shenmeqingkuang?tabushizaizijixinmaideximengsidachuangshangshuijuema?zenmepaodaozheilile?

“fuhuang,taguoranshizaizhuangsi!zheizhongshangbuletaimiandenvren,zenmepeizuowodewangfei!”

zipaonanzimanlianbiyi,congtoudaojiaodouxiezhexiane。

shenliuyinwuzhenaodaizhanqilai,yiduanmoshengdoujiyituranyongjinnaohai。

taxiaohualehaoyihuiercaimingbaizijixianzaidechujing。

tachuanyuele,haishihunchuan。

zheigeshentideyuanzhuyejiaoshenliuyin,shidinganhoufudinv。

bangeshichenqian,yuanzhujiedaoshengzhirugong,dezhizijideweihunfuruiwang,juranyaogenggaiyutadehunyue。

tayuruiwangcongxiaojiudinglewawaqin,shiqindingdewangfei。

weilezuohaoruiwangfei,taduiyizhiruiwangbaiyibaishun,shuoshidingjitiangouyebuweiguo。

ranerruiwangqueduitayuelaiyuebunaifan,congyikaishidefuyanyingfu,daonumuxiangxiang,zaidaoxianzaidegenggaihunyue。

tajuranyaojiangyuanzhujiangweicefei,zhuaneryingqubianjiangjiangguogongzhuweizhengfei。

shijiniandeqingyijingrandibushangyigegangrenshidelinguogongzhu,yuanzhudangranjieshoubulezheiyangdejieguo。

tadiyicidonglenufalehuo,genruiwangzhengchaoqilai,quebeiruiwangwurubiandi。

“niwucaiwude,xinxiongxiaai,wodoudayingqunizuocefeile,nihaiyaozenmeyang?biebushitaiju!”

zheishiyuanzhuzheibeizitingdaodezuihouyijuhua。

taxinxingchunliang,nalishouguozheizhongquru。

huanxiangzhongdefengguanxiapei,shilihongzhuangmeidengdao,quedenglaizheimeyiju“wucaiwude,xinxiongxiazhai”。

tajihuogongxin,jiuzheiyangbeiruiwanghuohuoqisi。

erzheiweiruiwang,zhengshimianqianzheiweizipaonanzi。

tajiaoweijingheng,shihuangdidedisangeerzi。

shenliuyinlengyankanxiangweijingheng,liangrenshixianyijiaocuo,weijingyanjiuhechidao:“kanshenmekan!niyouzhuangsiyouzhuangyaba,xianggaoshenmehuayang?”

我搞你***!

shenliuyinhenhendengleweijingyanyiyan,yuanzhuzhenshigeshanvren,beizheimegegouzhananqisile!

死的太亏太冤!

tashenliuyinkebushiruanbaozi,zuoweiyiming21shijidingjianshashou,tazuishanzhangde,jiushifanjile!

weijingyanturandalegeduosuo,juranxiayishidihoutuiyibu。

zheigenvren,zenmeqishituranbiandezheimeqiang?

“weijingyan。”shenliuyinfengmouweimi,youyoukaikou,“woliangdehunyueshihuangshangqindingde,niyaoqiugenggaihunyue,shibumanhuangshangdeanpaima?”

weijingyanyileng,meixiangdaoshenliuyinhuishuochuzheimeyijuhua。

dantadangranbukenengshunzheshenliuyindehuashuo,likeshuangshoubaoquan,duizhegaozuoshangdehuangshangshuodao:“fuhuang,wobumandeshishenliuyin,zheinvrenbupeizuowodewangfei!”

“wobupei?neijiangguogongzhujiupeile?”shenliuyinlengxiaoyisheng,“haishizainixinli,woweiguobijiangguocha?”

weijingyanbeiduideshuobuchuhualai,jingyashenliuyinturandelingyalichi。

“shuohuaa。”shenliuyinbubujinbi,“biezhuangyaba。”