“beiyinle!”tianhezhengzhazhehuitoukanqu,zhengshilengxiaozhedewanglaoban。xianran,tahetianhededasuanyiyang,zhunbeichenfuzhixiaohaowandeyishunjianyongduifangdemingxiyineguidezhuyi,zijitaopao!
shengsiyishun,tianhedenaoziwanquankongbaile,yijingyongguanglesuoyoushouduandeta,heranmianduizheyigebisidejumian!
zailiguichezhuzijideshentipaoxiaozheyaosisuideyichanei,shijiansihujingzhile,yigeshengyinpingkongxiangqizainaohaili:“anmanibamiou!”
bansuizhezheijuzhouyuyiyangdeshengyin,tianhebozishangdemupai,turanfachuxuanmudeqicaiguangmang!
neiguangmangyaoyandelingsuoyourenbudebuzhebizhushuangyan,daishilihuifu,sangeeguiyijingxiaoshiwuzong。
“zhenbukuishitianhedashi!”lvxianfanyingguolaidewanglaobanzaiciduiqixuweidexiaorong,bukuishishangchangshangmopagundaguolaiderenwu,lianpigouhou,tacikedeshenqingfangfoconglaimeiyoubaduifangdangzuotisigui,fanerrangrenjuedeliangrenshizhanjitoushaohuangzhidehaoxiongdiyiyang。
“buyongkeqile。”tianheqihuhudidengzhewanglaoban,danshibijingzijidangshiyeshidasuanpaoxiaduifangde,jiashangduifangxuxiadeyourendejinqianhaimeiji,zheicaiqiangxingrenzhu,“jiraneguiyijingquzhu,qingwanglaobanfukuanba,zaixiahaiyoushiyaozuo,jiubudaraole。”
“dashimoshengqi,zheijiujininyingdedebaochou。”wanglaobanrengjiuxiaomimide,zhishibuzhiweihe,tianhekanzhetadeshuangyanyouyichaneideyunxuan。
“wanglaobanzheishishenmeyisi?”kandaoduifangdaizijilaidejuranshiketing,tianhebujinchenxialianlai,“zaixiahaiyouhenduoshiqingyaomang,meikongpeiniwan。”
“dashimoji,zaixiazhishixiangqingdashi,jiangnindehushenfabaojielaifangshenjitian。”wanglaobanpixiaoroubuxiaodezhanzaitianhemianqian。
“zheibukeneng,nibiewangxiangle。”tianhelengxiao,“xingwangde,niganggangjiahaiwodeshiqingwomeijijiao,nidaodecunjinchile,kuaidianfukuan!buyaojingjiubuchichifajiu!”
“dashidangshibushiyexiangyiwoweierxiyinneisangeeguidezhuyima?bicibicibale。”wanglaobansuiranhaizaixiaozhe,yanshenzhongyijingmeiyouyisixiaoyi,“worihouhaiyaozuoxuduoshiqing,nanmianzaiyuegui,jiuqingdashishejiweiren,bafabaojiaochulaiba。”
zhishipingpingdandandeyijuhua,quefangfoyouzhewuqiongwujindemoli,tianhedeshoubuyouzizhudejiekaibozishangdehongxian,jiangmupaidileguoqu。
“ni!zheishishenmeyaofa!”tianheyoujingyounu,danshiquewufashouhuishou。
“zheijiaocuimianshu,xiaopengyou。”wanglaobanyuanxingbiludezhangkuangxiaozhe,“buranwoyigeyoushouhaoxianderen,zenmenengqudaosangedacaituanlaobandenverni?”
yishunjian,tianhenaozhongsuoyoudemituandoujiekaile,“shinishaletamen!”
“bububu,wozhishicuimianletamen,rangtamenaishangwohewochenghun,ranhouzaizishaeryi。”wanglaobanweisuodexiaozhe,“zheiyangwojiukeyijichengtamenneipangdadejiachanle。”
“nanguaizaisiwangxianchangchabudaorenhelingyiqixi!”tianheyaoyaqiechidishuo,“yuanlaitamenbushisiyuguihun,ershinideshouli。nanguaitamensangeyuanqiruciqiangda,buxiburulunhuihuaweiliguiyeyaozhaonisuoming。”
“buguanwodeshio,tamenkeshizishaa,jingchaduixianchangdekantanyewanquanshizheigejielunni。”wanglaobanbawanzheshoulidemupai,“suirantamenyeduicigandaobukesiyi,erqiemingtian,zheizhongbukesiyiganjiuhuigengjiaqiangle。”
“nigan!”tianheshunjianjuedebumiao。
“dashi,nizhidaolewozheimeduoshiqing,wozenmekenengrangnihuozhechuquni,jiuqingni,shangdiaozijinsizaizheiliba。”
tianhedeshentizaicibushouzijikongzhiqilai,tabanlailedengzi,guahaoleshengsuo,jiangboziguazaishengsuoshang。
“jintianguohou,dashinijianghuishiliqisiwangdeyouyiren,eryoulefabaohushendewo,jiangjixuzheizhongronghuafuguideshenghuo!hahaha,hahaha……”
zaiwanglaobanfengkuangdexiaoshengzhong,tianhecaidaoledengzi,yanqianmanmanmohuleqilai……
“woda!”jiuzaijijiangxianruyipianjuewangdeheianzhizhongshi,bansuizheyishengqishishizudehousheng,shengsuobeiqieduanle,tianhediaozaidishangdakoudakoudechuanxizhe,erwanglaobanyijingbeijifeichengyige“chu”zi,congketingdeqiangshanghuanhuanluoxia。
“zhenshigebuzhongyongdegenban。”shanshanzouguolaibazuilidemupaidiujitianhe,yuqilichongmanlebishi,“juranbeiyigefanrenchadianshadiao。”
zongranshiyihuyourenweisheng,jianhuawubidetianhecishi,yeshichongmanlejiehouyushengyuduishanshandeganji,daizhekuqiangdehanleyiju:“shanshan!”
“shini,lingshou!”wanglaobanchijingdekanzheshanshan,“nihuishuohua!”
“shenmelingshou,shishanshandarena**!”shanshangekongyizhua,bianjiangwanglaobanchoufeichuqu,shuaideqihunbasu。
“shanshandaren!”wanglaobanhuijianfengshiduodehen,likeguixiaketou,“darenninshentonggaishi,jiufangguoxiaorenba,xiaorenyekeyigongyangnina,yidingbineigexiaozihaihao,buxiyiqiedaijia!”
“shibushihaiyaoyongjinyishengyishia。”shanshanchaofengdishuozhe,“zheixiaoguisuiranbuzhongyong,yeshiwodegenban,hailunbudaonilaishadiao,erqie……”
tashunjianchuxianzaiwanglaobanmianqian,yongkanlajideyanshenkanzheta,“nizheizhonghuose,rangwohenbushuang,haishisiledehao。”
suizhetadehua,wanglaobandesanrenqizisuohuadeliguiqiqixianshenzaiwanglaobandebeihou,jiangqizhuaqilai。
“zheigelajisuibiannimenchuzhile,zhihounimenzixingzhuanshengquba。nimenmeiyoujiahaiwuguzhiren,haiyouzairulunhuidexiwang。”shanshandandandeshuozhe,zhuanguoshenqu。
xiayimiao,shenhouchuanlaixueroubeisisuideshengyin……