第1章 谁扒了爷的衣服?

chuqiudeyeshibinglengde,kongbude,qiaomumuyigerenzouzaiyinsendexiaojingshang,yesefangfoyigezhaozi,longzhaozaitadetoushang,chenzhongqiezhengning。

shushangdeyezibeifengchuideyaoye,fachuyiyiyayadeshengyin,qiaomumupingzhuhuxi,jiakuailesudu,kezheiyejiuhaoxiangqiheidefenmu,zongganjueheianchuyouyishuangshouchaotaxilai。

biyijiandexuexingweiyuelaiyueqianglie,neizhiheiandeshoumeiyoukazhutadebozi,ershi……zhuazhuletadejiaohuai!

“shit!”qiaomumurenbuzhudizhouleyisheng。

nanbuchengzheigeshijiezhenyougui?

“bizui!”nanrendeshengyinsuiranweiruo,danquelenglie,senhan,xiaosha。

qiaomumudexinkouhenhenchouchuleyixia,xiangshibeirenniezhuxinzang。

tatianbupadibupa,pianzheidishangdejiahuojirenyizhongbadao、susha、cankudeqishi,shenxikouqi,tamilemiyan,“nishishenmeren?”

nanrendeqixi,jianjianweiruo。

“yaosile?”qiaomumuyouwen。

tayouyuzheyaobuyaodun**qu,zheinongliedexuexingwei,haiyounanrensenhansushadekouwen,zheibumingbaizheyigedamafanma?

半个小时后。

huibaifengdexiangcunxiaobieshuli,hunhuangdengguangxia,yigemanshenshixuedenanrentangzaiditanshang,pangbianzuozheyigemeiyandongrendenvren,nvrenmantoudahan,liandan**,xianranshifeilejiuniuerhuzhilicaibashencaijianshuodenanren“ban”daobieshu。

miqimeimou,qiaomumuzixidaliangzhenanren。

chengranqiaomumujiandaodechaojimeinanhenduo,zaixuexiaoyeyoubushaoshuaigezhuiqiuta,danzheimejundenanren,tahaishitouyicijian。

litidewuguanyijingbunengyongjingzhilaixingrong,zheijiushiguishoudiaoke,yewufadiaokechulaidejunmei。

qiadaohaochudelengying,nongmidemeiweiweicuqi,jibianshizaihunmizhong,yeyouzhelingrenxintiaojiasudekuangyeheweixiandeqishi。

qiaomumubuzhidaozheixiaoxiaodeshanzhuangweihehuichuxianrucijunmeijuelundenanren,napazhishibujingyideyiyan,yezuyirangnvrenshenhundiandao,zheiyangjingxindongpoderongyan,kanchengyaonieji!

“jiu,bujiu?”qiaomumuziyanziyuzhe,shouzhiqingqingdianlediannanrenhaowuxuesedebochun,“foyue,jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu,haishijiuba,haodaishigeyaoniejimeinanni。”

qiaomumushigebiaozhundeyankong,ruguozheisizhangdechouyidianjiuhaole,tayelandefeizheigeshier。

nanrentaizhong,talandebarennongdaochuangshangqu,zhaoleyiyaoxianghou,zhijiezaiditanshangjinanrenchuli、baozhashangkou。

tadedongzuoxingyunliushuiban,fangfozheizhongshiyizuoleqianwanci。

yifutainantuo,quanshixue,tacubaodibananrenshenshangdehuaguiyiliaojianchenglesuipian。

qiushuimousaoguonanrenxinggandexiongji,huorendefuji,zhijiannanrenshenshangdemeiyikuaijiroudousanfazhenongnongdenanxingheermeng,qiaomumukuaiyaoliubixuele。

“kongjishise,sejishikong。”tamonianleyiju,yaoshizhenliubixuele,chuanchuqutaqiaomumudeyanmianjiuhuile。

pingzhuhuxi,duanzhengtaidu,qiaomumuhenrenzhendijinanrenbaozhashangkou。

yigexiaoshihou,qiaomumuliluodijishangkouchudebengdaidalegehudiejie,“perfect!”

baozhawan,dalereshuijinanrencashenti,leidebansidetaqiaojiannanrenwanmeideshencai,andao:benguniangleilebanwanle,gaitaodianlixicaishi。

xiangzhe,xinennenhuadexiaoshouyiranannabuzhudishenchuqu,qingqingfumozhenanrendexiongkou,huanhuanwangxia,zaiwangxia……

meiyichudejirou,douyunhanzhexuemaipenzhangdeliliang。

“shouganzhenbucuoa。”qiaomumugankaileju,shundaibananrendekuzituolexialai,“nizheikuzishangyeyouxue,derengle,wokebushizhannidebianyie。”

tamodehuanxi,meizhuyidaonanrendejiemaoweibukechadizhanleyixia。

mozhebishijienanmoshencaihaiyaohaojibaibeideshenqu,qiaomumuxiangqizijide“beican”,renbuzhutanxi:“weihunfubunengrendao,dushoukongguiderizikezenmeguo?bujia,jianjuebujia!”

tashenyeduzilaidaozheichubieshu,jiushiyinweibeiheixindabohedabomubihun,feiyaobatajiajizhanjiaqishaoye,zhanyichen。

neigenanrenbujinnvse,shuohaotingleshijinyu,qishijiushibunengrendao。

taxunrendatingguole,zhanjiaqishaoyouyixingkongjuzheng,liannvrendeshouzhitoudoubunengpengyixia。

genghairendeshi,neisixingshicankubadao,lengaozhuanzhi,jiajitahetiaohuokengmeishenmequbie。

“wozheibeizidoumeihaohaomoguonanrenni,zheimehaodejihuikebunengcuoguole。”qiaomumuziyanziyuzhe,xianggehaoxuedehaizi,bananrenshenshangchulemougenanyiyanyudebuweiyiwaidedifangmolegetouche,zuihoupinpingdeshifengongzheng:“zhenzhenyifujueshihaoshencai,buquzuonanmojianzhikuidale。”

nanrenjiqiminrui,jibianshouleshangzhengbukaiyan,dantashuodemeiyigezidoutingjinleerli。

ketantawufadongdan,zhinengrenyouqiaomumushangxiaqishou,huyanluanyu。

qiaomumumanhuaireqingdinietaneizhanglengkujunmeidelianshi,meizhuyidaotadeshouzhizhanleyixia。

“kexiwomingriyaoquqinmuneiernahuzhao,haideganfeiji,bunengdaini,kuangqienilailibuming,wozongbunengyizhishouzheniba?qiaonizheishangshi,haishiquyiyuanshudianyedehao。”qiaomumuyibianshuozhe,yibianbananrenbanjinlezijidezuojiali,“guaiguaidaizaizheili,tianliangjiusongniquyiyuan。”

qiaomumuzhejiqunahuzhao,youbuzhinanrendeshenfen,weibimianmafan,zhijiebananrendiuzailelingchengyiyuandemenkou。

“nizhangdezheimeyaonie,neixiexiaohushikanjiannikendingxinhuanufangdainijinyiyuan,wohaiyoushi,jiubusongfosongdaoxile,shuaige,youyuanzaijiane。”

haoxinjitagailezhangtanzi,qiaomumukaicheyangzhangerqu。

bangexiaoshihou,lianggechuanzheheisexizhuangdenanrenzouzaizuiqianmian,shenhougenleliuliangche,yijiyiqunbaobiao,weizhulekaozaiyiyuanmenkouneigenzhuzishangdenanren。

“ye,yitenglaiwanle,qingninzefa。”

nanrenshenshanggaizhetanzi,shentiwuli,quetounaoqingxing,talenglidemousuodingshuohuadenanren,bochunweiqi:“yifu。”

yitengyileng,lijifanyingguolai,mashangcongcheshangquleyitaoyifuguolai。

lingyigezhangzhewawaliandenanrencouguolai,ganghaokandaonanrenrengdiaotanzihoujihu**dewanmeishenqu,xiabadouyaojingdiaole,“ye,nindeyifu……qunaerle?”

nanrendelian,douranyichen,zhouweidekongqishunjianningguqilai。

tadongzuoliluodichuanshangyifu,chuimoukanleyandishangdetanzi,kouwenshixueyinli,“sanrinei,woyaojiandaoneigebuzhisihuodenvren!”

殷朗呆了呆,女人?

tingyezheikouqi,tashenshangdeyifuyinggaishibeiyigedandabaotiandenvrenjibale、bale?

wodigeguaiguai,zheishijieshanghaiyourucibupasiderenma,jingganbaleyedeyifu?

yitengzuishilengjing,gongjingdao:“ye,neixieshashouyijingquanbuchuliganjing,womenshihuididou,haishiliuzaizheili?”