第1章

“你干净吗?”

nvrenlianjiatuohong,guizaishafa,zhiqiyao,jugaolinxiadingzhetadechun。

banguizaidishangdenanrenwozhutanenhuadeshoubei,xiangshiyezuilejiu,manshenguojiudexiangtian,tashixiandingzhenvrenweiqidehongchun,tiaomei,youhuozhe,“niyaoshiqinle,jiubuganjingle。”

mole,yongtaaitingdeyudiaohan:“zhuren”

“那就脏着。”

mujinchuzhuaiguotadelingkou,nvwangzitaideditou,bishangyanzaitachunshanghaowuzhangfadeluanken,qingsewenjiwuyishizhimingxiyin。

qiwenlagao,wuxianaimeiyingrao。

nanrenmouseanchen,quanguotadeyao,fanshenjiangtayaxia,ruanchunxiangpeng,shejiangouyinsideqiaokaiyaguan,siwujidansaodangxiangtiandejiuwei,huxironghe,tashouzhangluozairuanhuadedatuishang。

nvrenzaishenxiayunhuzhehuiying,jiujingchedimabidanao,hunshenzaishao,shouzhilingqiaojiekaijikeniukou,huranshoubeinazhu,tazhengmou,wumengmengdeyanjinranmeitai,yanweiqinchuleizhu。

tafushentianqu,meiyanyigulangdangjing,“da**,yaobuyaozheimejiao。”

tayikouyaozaitahoujie,genwansidekenyao,ganshounanrenmingxianzhiredemouchu,tasongkai,hongchunshangqiao,“cenhua,niruobaole。”

很要命的挑衅。

“认出来了?”

“nihuachenghuidiedourenshini。”

“做吗?大**。”

tasiyezuile,nieguotadezhijianhanlehan。

mujinchuyanjieqingzhan,banmilianyandewumou,“**shangnixia,dong?”

cenhuaqingchi,“shimuyidai。”

nanrenjiangtataozaixizhuangli,baozhechuaikaibaoxiangmen,bulvcongcongdimaishangdingloutaofang。

mujinchumizheyanzaitabeiwanxiaodekaixin,nongjuanzhangfapuzainaohou,liaorenqiewuhaidemoyangsihaobuzhidaojiexialaihuijingliduocanbaodeduidai。

renbeiyazaichuangshangdeneike,tacaigandaohaipa,cenhuagancuililuotuodiaobaichen,luchujingzhuangshenqu,laibujixinshang,tayaxialai。

mijidewencongbojingmanyanerxia,tajiuzhuchuangdan,yanjiezhanzhande,cenhuaganshoutadejinzhang,anfuxingqinwentaerchui,“haipa?”

“**niuguluchu,congbuhaipa。”

mujinchuzheigeren,jinaozizunxinqiang,zuiyingdeyexiangchengqiang。

cenhuamouzibumanqingyu,ganshoudaotameineimejinbeng,zhijianchuangrukouzhutadezhifeng,“mujinchu,nihaiyouhouhuideyudi。”

tazhandoudejiezhangkai,naohaidouranyiqijixiaoshiqianexindehuamian,xinyiheng,yaoya,“nibuxing**zhaobieren。”

wuneiqiyazhoujiang,lengsousouderangtadagehanzhan。

cenhuayinzhelian,chedisidiaotadeyiqun,dazhangkouzhutadeyao,tianyaonvrenyingbaierchui。

“今晚”

“不停…”

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记忆回到几小时前。

mujinchujieshoudaoyitiaoxinxi,【mu**,nindeweihunfuzhengzaixinfangjinizhunbeijingxidali。】

chuyuhaoqitalaidaoxijiaogongyudeneidongfangzi,gangdakaimenjiutingjianlangdangbukandeshengyinconghunfangchuanlai。

“gege,**menzainihejiejiedehunfanglizuo,jiejiehuibuhuishengqia。”

woshixichuangshang,jihengyiwenlewennvrenchunban,“yaobushipawangyouma,**caibuhuixianghetajiehun,mujiabaihou,mujinchujiushiluobaideji。”

“pashenme,tabugannao。”

nvrenyingning,jiaodiawanzhetadebozi,“niqingdiana,gege。”

“xiaoyaojing,qinglenengmanzuni?”

“gege,nijiehunlehaihuilaizhao**ma?”

“怎么,吃醋?”

nvrenzaihuaililiulei,“**meiguanxide,**aini,ganyuanzuoyibeizidedixiaqingren,gege,**zhixianghenigongbaitou。”

mianduitadeshenqinggaobai,jihengyixinzhonggandong,“yaoyao,gegeyeaini。”

……

tamenzaixichuangfangun,ciyandebaigenlijianchuochuanxinzang,mujinchuzhanzaimenkou,jinwodequanyouxiedou。

mingtianshihunli,xinhunqianxiquedangchangzhuabaoweihunfuchugui,haishizaizhunbeiyijiudehunfangli。

这操蛋的人生。

talengxiao,shouhuishouji,zoudaolutaishang,dianlegenyan,dagedianhua。

buguojifenzhong,menkouyouduochuyidaoyingzi,mujinchushensedandingjieguotashoulidedongxi。

jihengyihejiangyuyaochanmiandaowang**,jijiangdaoda**,turantingjiangaogenxiedeshengyin,tamentingxialai,huangzhangdechaomenkoukanqu。

dibanchuxianxiazhangshenying,wangshangnvrenyishuangbaixibizhidezhangtuiximu,mitunshuisheyao,zhanzaiyinyingzhongruxinggandemenglianyouwu,yibuzhetideliangrenhuxidoutingdun。

mujinchuhuishou,potiandeniufenluoxia。

“gonglinshibagongbaitou!”

shideweidaonizhideyongyou。

wuneixiangqijianruibaoming,“aaaaa!”

“mujinchu,nigefengnvren!”

tachunjiaogouqi,tiexinjiangmenyongtielianraoshangjiquan,paishouzhuanshen,jiyaowufaqingqinghuangdong,beiyingyirujiwangdegaoao。

congneichoudifangchulai,mujinchujiangshoudouchuohonglecaiguandiaoshui,tashuangshouchengzaixishoutai,taiyankanjingzideziji。

qiaobihongchun,**lang,nongyandewuguanfengqingwumei,gourendehuliyanshangtiaoliandaiyanweihongzhi,shehunguxin,sheikanlebudehanjuyaojing。

tagouchun,henhao,haishishijieshangzhangdezuiniubidenvren。

mujinchuchuleyankuanghongzhiwaikanbuchurenheshangxin,congqinyankanjianweihunfuchugui,zaidaobaofuhuiqu,tameiyousixinliefeideduoduobiren,jieaodezitaifangfoshizijidiulegelaji。

“铃铃铃...”

shoujizaizhendong,goulaidian。

mujinchuzhanzaishuzhuangtaimiaomei,youbuwankouhong,caiyaxiaqingxumanyouyoujietongdianhua,“shihaochima?”

“你是不是疯了!”

“mujinchu,**jiusuanchuguileneiyeshinidewenti,zaiyiqiyinian,chuleqianshou,nijiguo**shenme,nibujiuxian**zangma,ninengqinggaodaonaqu,zhangzheimesao,bujiushi..”

“jihengyi,nishibushixiangsi!”

“chou**,niyiweinihaishidangchuneigeda**ma,nimujiabaile,renrenhansangjiaquan,yejiu**haiyuanyiquni,nijintianzheimenao,jiubupa**quxiaohunli?”

mujinchushenselenglejifen,qingchi,“**meiyouhegoujiehundepihao,hunliquxiao,nigun。”

“你说什么?”

“xiaolongxia,gun!”